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    I'd rather be the rich cousin that shows up and fucks everyone else out of their inheritance.
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    Fuck it, Darth Vadar is a way cooler character... let's be that in the Sec
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    at least they mic their reporters.
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    He diplomatically said our defense sucked last year.
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    Too bad the NIL doesn't extend to Refs.
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    As long as we play them close all 4 quarters and we leave without injuries... I'd consider that a success for this young team.
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    I saw some rickshaws...
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    On the plus side, the e-tickets were a welcome change. on the minus side, our pathetic little firework discharge at the end of the National Anthem should probably be avoided... it looked like an impotent aggy popping off his cork to sheep porn.
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    on the flip side, it'll hide the pee running down their legs...
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    I guess the new Kyle Stadium doesn't drain?
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    Ian is the scheme and x's and o's nerd, right?
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    he's a clapping.. maybe we get a natty out of him
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    park in the neighborhood north of campus. Will need some walking shoes, but easy in and easy out.. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
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    drunk ------- High
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    agree with your mom ^
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    ..... ...........
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    that's not a boy
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    Reminds me of when Aggy joined the SEC and as the ceremony concluded they all started their celebratory "whooping"... All the real-time comments from other SEC programs were like, "WTF is that?"... Seeing the shock and dismay at what they brought into the SEC slowly dawn across their faces made me laugh my ass off.
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    I didn't know John the Baptist was a meth head
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    I'm guessing Mr. and Mrs. Gorbachev spent some quality time in their Holiday Inn bathroom following that experience. he taught him how to palm a C-note and pass it off during a handshake.
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    no mention of the giant birthmark marching across his forehead....
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    i dont think he can be on the sidelines. guessing he'll pipe in his comments via cell phone from Scholz's?

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