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ChickenNuggets

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  1. I think I understand what happened here... Assassin and Banks were chilling in the house. Banks was tired of competing for Assassins affection with Monkey and banished said Monkey out to the yard. Monkey decided to hang out in the backyard at Assassin's private glory hole. Kid walks by, Monkey thinks he's supposed to fluff, bites kids arm by accident. Kid then runs away, finds Doctor of Neighborhood who provides first aid. Kid tells no adult and no adult tells Assassin. News of bite breaks on interwebs. Assassin breaks out her English dictionary and begins Twitter wars. Banks drinks heavily until UT's MIB arrive to fix the problem. Monkey remains at large.
  2. later that night, grandpa was found exiting the highway in the golf cart he stole from the retirement home after buying a 2 mickeys and a hooker.
  3. i think that's a girl with the ball.... jesus we've sunk low.
  4. To toughen them up, maybe the defense should each get an escape goat of their own.. Feed it, care for it, and be forced to slaughter it before Saturday...
  5. It's called BOKA and it tastes good going down but causes massive pissing out the ass and liver failure.
  6. I graduated about 20 years ago. I honestly don't associate too much with the university anymore anyway. Football was kind of the last vestige. This was the first year in over a decade that I haven't had season tickets. Thankfully i have enough maturity to pivot quickly to 'don't give a fuck' when the season went south. I'm just here for the gangbang now.
  7. If brown were our coach where we had a 90% chance to come back and win in the 4th, I’d say you’re right. But we fired his dimpled ass.
  8. How long has dodds been retired? Dodds elevated the fucking program… here’s a thought, find a relevant fact from this decade to explain our issues… dumb fuck.
  9. Fuck off old timer… go back decades to find the faults…. Pussy ass bitch
  10. Because Casey isn't throwing well. Even the catches are ducks. Casey is below average qb
  11. Our QB accuracy is garbage. Our defense gets gassed, our OL is Swiss cheese, our coaches make zero adjustments…. absolute tire fire.
  12. Remember when losing to Baylor was fucking unheard of and caused coaches to be fired?
  13. We need you Oak Hillians to form a human chain around the site while singing folk songs and hosting midnight poetry jams. Birkenstocks and women without bras required.
  14. Military is frequently required to be vaccinated and it's well within the President's rights as Commander in Chief to require troops to get a Covid vaccine.
  15. Get a vaccine, you'll be fine... Quit huddling next to the fireplace like a pussy, put on your jacket and enjoy the cool temps outside with the rest of us who aren't governed by fear over this.. Covid was over for me the day I got my second booster shot. I may get a breakthrough, but science tells me it'll be mild. There's an industry built into prolonging Covid, political parties mobilize their bases around it. Pull your head out of your ass. If you're vaccinated and otherwise healthy, science says you'll be okie dokie. No need to fear the unvaxed. Or is that too fucking complicated for you, ya commie.
  16. Remember when Perry wanted to mandate that cervical cancer vaccine on every teenage girl and the uproar on the left and the right prevented it from happening? You can be pro-vaccine and anti-mandate. Smart people can disagree with you. Good people can feel bad for a guy losing his job cause he didn't want his employer making medical decisions for him.
  17. I'm just waiting to see who owns the build site and tangential properties... Which illustrious former Austin civil servant is gonna get rich off this deal?
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