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ChickenNuggets

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  1. We’re scissoring at this point…
  2. Yeah, I’ve seen him miss those passes too. And so have you. Both QBs are underperforming… get your panties out of a bunch. Casey shit the bed multiple times this season.
  3. Actually, the sideline reporter said they’re chanting: “Let’s go Longhorns”…
  4. And Casey hits that pass? Sit down scooter, your IQ is showing.
  5. What do you mean? I’ve missed something here
  6. It’s Austin… the whole fucking city is regressing year after year from what it used to be.
  7. This game is basically two turds floating in a bowl occasionally bumping into each other….
  8. Pretty sure we’re the ones pissing our pants
  9. Donkey show… you’ll see some shit…
  10. Hahaha, we can’t even jump out to a first half lead anymore… tire fire
  11. I’d say it’s bill in Sinton…. But too eloquent
  12. we need another fortune teller... I'm sure pole assassin uses candles in her act.. maybe we can get her?
  13. if you want a halted speech pattern of nouns interspliced with the occasional present tense verb.
  14. Seriosuly, if we had this much bite in 2H of games like we do in 2H of seasons, we'd win the muthafucka... Drunk but not out.. stripper monkey pole assassin has my vote for the next Governor of the great state of Texas!
  15. Let's pause a moment, take a deep breath, and marvel at the direction this program has taken. Stripper monkey pole assassin is awesome.
  16. it's that kinda thinking that kept us from dudes like Briles, right?
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