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  1. ChickenNuggets
    Seriosuly, if we had this much bite in 2H of games like we do in 2H of seasons, we'd win the muthafucka... Drunk but not out.. stripper monkey pole assassin has my vote for the next Governor of the great state of Texas!
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    Let's pause a moment, take a deep breath, and marvel at the direction this program has taken. Stripper monkey pole assassin is awesome.
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    it's that kinda thinking that kept us from dudes like Briles, right?
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    Since I have a 10" punisher, I'm delighted when dick pics leak. Maybe Banks is the same? I don't have a stripper monkey on my back though..
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    I think I understand what happened here... Assassin and Banks were chilling in the house. Banks was tired of competing for Assassins affection with Monkey and banished said Monkey out to the yard. Monkey decided to hang out in the backyard at Assassin's private glory hole. Kid walks by, Monkey thinks he's supposed to fluff, bites kids arm by accident. Kid then runs away, finds Doctor of Neighborhood who provides first aid. Kid tells no adult and no adult tells Assassin. News of bite breaks on interwebs. Assassin breaks out her English dictionary and begins Twitter wars. Banks drinks heavily until UT's MIB arrive to fix the problem. Monkey remains at large.
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    ^^Yup
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    later that night, grandpa was found exiting the highway in the golf cart he stole from the retirement home after buying a 2 mickeys and a hooker.
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    with NIL I say we raid the prisons.
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    i think that's a girl with the ball.... jesus we've sunk low.
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    To toughen them up, maybe the defense should each get an escape goat of their own.. Feed it, care for it, and be forced to slaughter it before Saturday...
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    It's called BOKA and it tastes good going down but causes massive pissing out the ass and liver failure.
  13. ChickenNuggets
    shoulda showed Old Yeller
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    I graduated about 20 years ago. I honestly don't associate too much with the university anymore anyway. Football was kind of the last vestige. This was the first year in over a decade that I haven't had season tickets. Thankfully i have enough maturity to pivot quickly to 'don't give a fuck' when the season went south. I'm just here for the gangbang now.
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    If brown were our coach where we had a 90% chance to come back and win in the 4th, I’d say you’re right. But we fired his dimpled ass.
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    How long has dodds been retired? Dodds elevated the fucking program… here’s a thought, find a relevant fact from this decade to explain our issues… dumb fuck.
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    Never liked that plastic potato sack…
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    Fuck off old timer… go back decades to find the faults…. Pussy ass bitch
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    Because Casey isn't throwing well. Even the catches are ducks. Casey is below average qb
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    Our QB accuracy is garbage. Our defense gets gassed, our OL is Swiss cheese, our coaches make zero adjustments…. absolute tire fire.
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    This needs more fucking likes. Spot on.
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    Remember when losing to Baylor was fucking unheard of and caused coaches to be fired?
  23. ChickenNuggets
    We need you Oak Hillians to form a human chain around the site while singing folk songs and hosting midnight poetry jams. Birkenstocks and women without bras required.
  24. ChickenNuggets
    violin must be covering up something...
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    An american? yup. sorry. what kinda person are you?

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