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ChickenNuggets

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  1. Patterson’s fat rolls keep trigger the TO button on his belt
  2. These refs are fucking jokes
  3. Casey would have floated that ball 4’ high
  4. Rather be lucky than good
  5. Which one of you fucks isn’t sitting in the right chair?
  6. crossing threads here, but I believe these guys are now classified as 'Employees of the Month'.
  7. Eh, all college campuses require conformity these days. It’s just comes down to choosing the conformity you’re comfortable with. clearly she’s opposed to jizz jars 👍
  8. It's literally a bulletin board on the county courthouse. get there early, if they run out of push pins you're fucked.
  9. At this point, I think we should be allowed to raid the prison systems too.. just open this shit up...
  10. if that's there only income, then they won't be paying income tax.... No CR...
  11. your You're missing the bigger picture... If college athletes are employees, does that mean they're barred from having sex with students? My Gawd....
  12. that and unions tend to protect the lowest common denominator which obviously negatively impacts the upside potential of their best employees.
  13. wait till their professors tell them what's up... that'll torpedo the shit out of things.
  14. He was getting ahead of the famous "fan blackouts".... chess, not checkers... mensa after all.
  15. Yeah, plastic clothes for a head coach, especially ones that look like a potato sack, are no bueno. But fuck it, if he keeps steering the team in the right direction.... (see what i did there? steering...??)
  16. until she hablas espanol
  17. looks like baggage claim at a commuter airport.... EDIT: clearly i'm unoriginal 😔
  18. Texas has always been an uppercrust school, so the tea sipping thing stuck. Maybe someone should remind them that our stadium's true name is Memorial Stadium for the men from the school who died in WWI.
  19. Did I mention the shipping?
  20. When done right, the head coach at Texas is more powerful than the governor.
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