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sdm

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  1. It would be a proud moment. Borderline erotic.
  2. Don't dress Maya up in a bird costume until she gets a little bigger.
  3. Which comes with complimentary haircuts by the way.
  4. Roll Left baby
  5. Texas website is showing 7:00 central.
  6. So sorry for your loss Brisket, what a beautifully written tribute. Godspeed Mama Brisket.
  7. Personally I'd prefer them running a 40 yard dash for it.
  8. Wonder if monkeys play some version of Marco Polo?
  9. Damn Kevin - You could hang ten on that tongue. Your nose does look fly tho.
  10. You should probably address him as King Turd otherwise he may not respond.
  11. I was about to post, I think I see an adam's apple.
  12. RIP. May have to have a shot and a poke in your honor.
  13. My deepest sympathy Nicole44. Little Bitty was such a lucky girl to have her human love her so completely for all of her 16 years. Godspeed Little Bitty!
  14. Sending white light to Little Bitty.
  15. Looks like Duke can't hold his licker.
  16. I really think you should apologize to texifornia before you leave.
  17. Remarkable likeness on the coloring, right down to the two brown spots above the eyes.
  18. How will we understand what Bob's saying with all of those dicks in his mouth?
  19. How do you know the drink limit isn't for the pit bull
  20. John Landis Mason patented the mason jar in 1858, prior to the formation of aggy skool. Unfortunately, John died in 1902 impoverished and probably aware of what aggy was doing with his invention.
  21. Careful Penelope, I hear there are witches there.
  22. You're a good boy Crosby! And you're a good daddy Sbb!
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