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sdm

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  1. That's right, John Sharp has Phil Knight shaking in his Nikes.
  2. Your post reminded me of a Bill Parcells quote - "If they want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries."
  3. Must be French for.....Where you keep your sheep?
  4. Heal up fast Emmy, there's shit to fetch!
  5. Geez, how much do you think Kraft had to pay her to give him a rub and tug in court?
  6. Godspeed Roosevelt and condolences Pods. Roosevelt was a very lucky boy having you in his life. Sounds like you both gave unconditional love to each other and, well, it just doesn't get any better than that!
  7. And call a charging foul on the defensive player.
  8. Nick really needs to fire the person selecting his wardrobe. His jacket looks like a clown outfit. I'm looking at you Miss Terry.
  9. Only 4 conferences failed to achieve an overall winning record in post season play - American, MAC, Pac-12 & They SEC.
  10. I guess that's one way to post..... Paging Randolph Duke!
  11. fify
  12. and by "things" you mean dead hookers, right?
  13. Waive your privates at his auntie.
  14. Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSE6I11YVsw
  15. "Weapons grade 'Gomer-Derp'......" God Dang that's funny.
  16. Feel like I picked up the phone receiver on a party line and I've been eavesdropping on BV's and BF's conversation. Fascinating dialogue.
  17. Well played.
  18. When it comes to football, the frustrating part of living amongst aggy for me is the "running their mouth" season is a long nine to nine and a half months and the "put up or shut up" season is a very short two and a half to three months long.
  19. Is mama hiding the fact she may be a bit rude?
  20. This guy could have worked for Burma Shave back in the day.
  21. Of course Belichick is drooling. Jace is like a Gronk 2.0 but he also comes with the 12th man spirit and lives by the aggy honor code.
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