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sdm

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  1. Jumbo has found his rightful place amongst the hayseeds and Bret Bielema to Kansas would be downright orgasmic.
  2. Thinking of you Blue and sending white light your way. Pull up that sock, get back in the game and get well quickly. Andele!
  3. Have to disagree, the half-time show is the only guaranteed win at kyle field. They'll dutifully file out after the win.
  4. Were they all as articulate as Chelsea?
  5. Better suit up with a catheter, I hear the toilets don't work.
  6. Is this where someone posts they took your mom "over the top"?
  7. Maybe you should learn to fart like a dog.
  8. So those prescribing to this belief would be a MAFAGGY?
  9. Murphy looks either sad or concentrating really intensely. Can't tell but a great photo just the same.
  10. That will certainly buy you a few Little DebHee-Hee snack cakes.
  11. Did we switch to a solar calendar? Cuz it's way too hot to be switching to a solar calendar right now.
  12. That's right, let's bowl!
  13. Yes and OU still sux!
  14. And they say the Big XII is a weak conference, pshaw.
  15. Fuck Chip Brown! And Fuck Paul Finebaum!
  16. That face, that is a sweet face! What a good girl! You looking good Emma!
  17. Isn't accepting a pair of free boots considered an impermissible benefit that would jeopardize the young man's eligibility to play dress-up?
  18. I bet if she let go her tits would run through your fingers.
  19. Shortly before 6:00 pm central time on September 8th Dabo is going to remind his team of the various comments Leon O'Neal has made about their team and the fine dedicated Clemson coaching staff. At 6:00 pm central time on September 8, 2018 I suspect Dabo will take the field with a national audience on ESPN and proceed to pull Jimbo's pants down his short cuckish legs, bend him over and fuck him square in the ass. After aggy wins the half-time show the stadium will be about half full, by the fourth quarter the Clemson players will be looking up in the stands chanting aggy?, aggy?, aggy? On Monday that punk ass liucci will be telling the story about how aggy went up against the best team in the nation stood their ground and went toe to toe and something about how Jimbo's on trajectory to win a national title in the next two years.
  20. Be sure to join in when they inevitably start chanting secsecsec, just be sure to add the word "sux" after each sec.
  21. Karen could be right since Wake Forest ain't on the schedule.
  22. Nevermind Lemonandturd beat me to it.
  23. Three Vizslas, my gawd , that's like energy cubed! How do you keep up with them?
  24. Sounds like the title of a THujone original.
  25. No truer words ever spoke.
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