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F250 last won the day on March 6 2021

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  1. Years ago, I had a boss that was having a fling with a 22 year old stripper. He was 51 at the time. As their relationship grew the stripper demanded more time and a divorce. Eventually she started calling him in the evening on his work and personal phone in the evenings. I told him, this is going to end with you strangling a stripper in the woods and you will end up in prison. Figure out how to cut this off. He eventually gave her money to move out the state.
  2. When I was in high school FCA was run by our head football coach and it was voluntary participation that was mandatory. It didn't last long because our coach was a meat head and was probably unfamiliar with the bible. During the first meeting he tried to teach John 3:16 and it was hilarious. Coach asked our starting nose guard what God's love meant but the NG was a mongo and replied "I don't know coach, I don't love people." Our coach then tried to explain God's love but Mongo kept replying about fucking people up. lulz Several weeks later coach told us during practice, "let's set that FCA stuff aside for a moment" then proceeded to cuss everyone out in profanity we never heard before. That was the end of our FCA group. We also had Young Life but that was for scoring the cheerleaders.
  3. As long as it's an OC.
  4. Exactly, ND treats the ACC like a side piece then gets offended when the ACC keeps their status as single on social media.
  5. Just watched a little bit of the Monsters Fundaday version of the game. Reminds me of the time I was playing Madden after taking X at a party.
  6. Title should be renamed "Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is not in the playoffs"
  7. Nobody cares about bowel games anymore.
  8. He doesn't need to be. Winning is all that matters. Saban was a bore but he won games.
  9. Mendoza is a real life Chad Powers.
  10. So, can we have @Nicole44 deal with Sark on Rainey street and then threaten Cignetti with Rainey street unless he comes to Austin to coach?
  11. But he is going to have a buffet of poon tonight.
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