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  1. A Christmas Story is the 2006 Rose Bowl of Christmas movies. Every other movie is competing for second place.
  2. It's excellent.
  3. Yes. The dude looks like he should be working the graveyard shift at a gas station but we are supposed to believe he is an operator?
  4. Reminds me of the flashing your headlights will get you shot by gang members urban legend in the 90s.
  5. I was given morphine after a surgery and yeah, that shit was heavenly. It felt like floating through a nexus of bliss. At one point, I drifted off to sleep and had a vivid dream that I was an anthropomorphic cartoon slice of pizza and it was awesome. I've never had it since but damn that stuff was amazing and I can see why people develop opioid addictions.
  6. I've actually heard this before, my freshman year one of those campus crusaders types shared this theory with me. The only reason the conversation sticks out was because of the aliens are actually demons theory, which sounded crazy. Fortunately, the conversation ended quickly when I said as a Methodist I subscribe to historicism and he looked at me like I was the one talking about aliens and demons.
  7. Surly treats Quinn worse than Case McCoy and Sark worse than Strong yet here we are in another run in the cfb playoffs. It's ride or die time, bitches. Get onboard or get the fuck out.
  8. Go Air Force! Wait, what?
  9. F250

    Landman

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    Landman

    When he was offered that opportunity to shower I was wondering what clothes he was supposed to wear after the shower. Put on the same filthy clothes and sweaty underwear? lulz good description. That scene made no sense.
  11. Any theories on Jude Law's Jedi abilities?
  12. What? That is what a 6'3 215 pound man looks like.
  13. He is a terrible actor. It seems like he isn't even acting, he just says his lines as Common and doesn't attempt to be the character. His scenes pull you out of the show and it seems like you are just watching some contemporary dude interact with the characters, it's very distracting. He was the same in Hell on Wheels. It was like some rando appeared off the street in modern America and popped up in a Western.
  14. Wish.com Jake Gyllenhaal vs. Jake Gyllenhaal.
  15. Isn't that a porn star name?
  16. Five minutes later...
  17. B00M on his wedding day crying to his dad, best man and groomsmen.
  18. It's funny because it's true. In high school I visited Tech and that is exactly why I rejected the idea of attending Tech or ever visiting Lubbock.
  19. We do struggle in the red zone and with rushing but fortunately Clemson's red zone defense is #52 behind the likes of UTEP, JMU, FAU, FIU, Rutgers, Michigan and a lot of other clowns. Their rushing defense is #73 and their total defense is #65 lulz. Clemson isn't going to come close to stopping our offense. Kentucky has a much better defense than Clemson and we manhandled them, Clemson isn't even going to be a speed bump.
  20. Last night I had a vision of the Longhorns working their way through the playoffs and this is what I saw. "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Sark, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the College Football Playoffs, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth." Hell is coming for Clemson and everyone else that follows in their path.
  21. This is not how you are supposed to enjoy your team being a favorite in the playoffs.
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