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F250

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  1. Yeah, towards the end me and my ex-wife started sleeping separately, we had been together 20+ years. After sleeping solo during the end of my marriage and during the divorce I discovered I prefer sleeping alone. The first post-divorce relationship I had the woman I was dating loved to cuddle and sleep. My reaction to her desire to cuddle during sleep.
  2. She is fugly. I mean, yeah it's obviously unethical but she is an ugly dork. Jesus, these fucking losers that are sinking the country.
  3. Oh yeah, Gen Z will definitely do that or at least post about it on TikTok.
  4. Seriously, we used to have Ann Richards as a governor who was plucked out of a Larry McMurty novel. Now we have these dweebs in charge. Not to mention the brisket defiler and Rafael the Canadian.
  5. I am considering running in the next primary for Lt. Governor as a Republican. My strategy will be to punch Paxton the fuck out on stage and piss in his crooked eye. Then call Danny Goeb out for being a lesbian and then challenge Abbott to a foot race. These are the least masculine men so I expect to win in a landslide.
  6. Same here.
  7. Everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit.
  8. Motörhead makes everything sound better. She has a future on TikTok.
  9. One of those was about egg prices.
  10. Yes and with the competence of this administration they will likely cross the Guadalupe and invade Gruene then march up north to capture Canadian, TX in the panhandle.
  11. I'm waiting for Gaitok to eventually go Ong Bak on someone.
  12. Soon we will all be drinking Sanka.
  13. My thoughts after 30 seconds into the video. This guy looks like he smells like fucked butthole and dick breath. Yo Gabba Gabba! Is fascist.
  14. It was a picture taken during Musk's vampire phase when he preferred to be called Lestat. If you are familiar with What We Do In The Shadows think of a young Gizmo.
  15. This is a great comparison. The crowd gives off a vibe that can't be replicated at home even if you are watching at home with a group. The Rocky movies were always fun to watch in a crowded theater, the audience would somehow get sweeped up in the fight scene and made it feel like you were ringside.
  16. The first time I saw Pulp Fiction we smoked out a little too much in the parking lot before the movie. At some point during the movie I went to the restroom and spaced out for a bit staring at the tiles. Ended up returning to the wrong movie and wanderered around the aisles until I got paranoid and took a seat and watched the rest of some other movie. Terrible experience.
  17. Kevin Hassett is the Billy Liucci of economists.
  18. Putin is a legit Judoka and Musk is a trash bag stuffed with giant cheese triangles. I would pay $9.99 to watch that PPV.
  19. Perhaps, but there is nothing wrong with that.
  20. Because you crave a thick veiny penis. Pretty much the same reason you eat a Snickers King Size upside down.
  21. Heretic was a good watch. As you said, it has the horror vibe without the gore. Hugh Grant was great and I also thought Chloe East did well too. I didn't recognize Topher Grace until the credits rolled. It's been awhile since I have seen him in anything.
  22. It's a slow burning joke.
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