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F250

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  1. F250 replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    I am considering running in the next primary for Lt. Governor as a Republican. My strategy will be to punch Paxton the fuck out on stage and piss in his crooked eye. Then call Danny Goeb out for being a lesbian and then challenge Abbott to a foot race. These are the least masculine men so I expect to win in a landslide.
  2. F250 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
  3. F250 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
  4. F250 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Same here.
  5. Everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit.
  6. Motörhead makes everything sound better. She has a future on TikTok.
  7. F250 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
  8. F250 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    One of those was about egg prices.
  9. F250 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Yes and with the competence of this administration they will likely cross the Guadalupe and invade Gruene then march up north to capture Canadian, TX in the panhandle.
  10. I'm waiting for Gaitok to eventually go Ong Bak on someone.
  11. Soon we will all be drinking Sanka.
  12. F250 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    My thoughts after 30 seconds into the video. This guy looks like he smells like fucked butthole and dick breath. Yo Gabba Gabba! Is fascist.
  13. It was a picture taken during Musk's vampire phase when he preferred to be called Lestat. If you are familiar with What We Do In The Shadows think of a young Gizmo.
  14. This is a great comparison. The crowd gives off a vibe that can't be replicated at home even if you are watching at home with a group. The Rocky movies were always fun to watch in a crowded theater, the audience would somehow get sweeped up in the fight scene and made it feel like you were ringside.
  15. The first time I saw Pulp Fiction we smoked out a little too much in the parking lot before the movie. At some point during the movie I went to the restroom and spaced out for a bit staring at the tiles. Ended up returning to the wrong movie and wanderered around the aisles until I got paranoid and took a seat and watched the rest of some other movie. Terrible experience.
  16. Kevin Hassett is the Billy Liucci of economists.
  17. Putin is a legit Judoka and Musk is a trash bag stuffed with giant cheese triangles. I would pay $9.99 to watch that PPV.
  18. F250 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Perhaps, but there is nothing wrong with that.
  19. F250 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Because you crave a thick veiny penis. Pretty much the same reason you eat a Snickers King Size upside down.
  20. Heretic was a good watch. As you said, it has the horror vibe without the gore. Hugh Grant was great and I also thought Chloe East did well too. I didn't recognize Topher Grace until the credits rolled. It's been awhile since I have seen him in anything.
  21. It's a slow burning joke.
  22. Vodka and pickles is how you repel women.
  23. I've been told scotch makes me mean but rum makes me fun. I think it's because I drink scotch when stressed and rum for celebrations.
  24. Seems plausible and the situation described sounds like Boar on the Floor.
  25. 2008? Pat Buchanan was doing his crazy thing back in the 90's. The Republicans went bat shit crazy 25 years ago. You didn't realize this very early on in the first Bush administration? Holy Fuck, batman!
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