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F250

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  1. Well that's what moms do. I guess. Okay, no. That is what significant others do not moms. Jesus, this is sad.
  2. I just realized your post meant that it took your parents to point out something that nobody else could. Because you have never slept with another person in your entire adult life. That's pathetic.
  3. Yeah, that's going to be a major challenge for college athletics.
  4. One of my older sisters owned this in high school. A young F250 in middle school finding her keys when she wasn't home.
  5. Catan or Ticket to Ride?
  6. Until next time.
  7. I worked at a place in Austin that had a PM analyst who was a recent grad that rowed for UT. She was into fitness competitions and would often wear hip huggers to the office. When you walked passed her cubicle you could see the top of her thong and upper booty meat. Once I was walking by her area with the head of risk management and he said with exasperation "I've reported her for inappropriate attire several times and nothing has been done." I told him "No one in this office is going to take that complaint seriously." Rowing is good for the booty meat.
  8. What sport does she play and how does she compare against high competition at the club sports level? Even lower end college athletes at the DIII and NAIA are pretty talented and filled with good athletes.
  9. I have some experience with this when my oldest went through college baseball recruitment in high school. He had multiple D1 offers for partial scholarships in mid-major conferences. Ultimately, the juice wasn't worth the squeeze. The schools interested didn't meet what he was looking for academically. His younger brother was actually better and had more interest but noped out of the idea the summer before his senior year. No interest in the commitment required. The one thing I will mention is to be careful of the lower division sports. Those tend to be pay to play arrangements. Well, your kid doesn't exactly play but can be on a D3 team at a school with a high tuition cost.
  10. Yeah basically and there wasn't much civilization for several miles at the time. A ranch to the right side and an empty FM road on the left. Realistically, he should have used the phone in the field house afterwards but I suspect he wanted to prove a point that he needed his cell. He just didn't expect to be forgotten for so long. lulz
  11. This. I remember pulling my son's iPhone in high school. It turned out he had a late baseball game on a Tuesday that I wasn't aware of and well he was at school until midnight. I didn't notice his absence until I was going to bed. Long story short, he survived without a phone and he was prepared to sleep under a tree on campus until the next day. That's some Gen-X shit.
  12. Yeah, towards the end me and my ex-wife started sleeping separately, we had been together 20+ years. After sleeping solo during the end of my marriage and during the divorce I discovered I prefer sleeping alone. The first post-divorce relationship I had the woman I was dating loved to cuddle and sleep. My reaction to her desire to cuddle during sleep.
  13. She is fugly. I mean, yeah it's obviously unethical but she is an ugly dork. Jesus, these fucking losers that are sinking the country.
  14. F250 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Oh yeah, Gen Z will definitely do that or at least post about it on TikTok.
  15. F250 replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    Seriously, we used to have Ann Richards as a governor who was plucked out of a Larry McMurty novel. Now we have these dweebs in charge. Not to mention the brisket defiler and Rafael the Canadian.
  16. F250 replied to Mo Horn's topic in Cloak Room
    I am considering running in the next primary for Lt. Governor as a Republican. My strategy will be to punch Paxton the fuck out on stage and piss in his crooked eye. Then call Danny Goeb out for being a lesbian and then challenge Abbott to a foot race. These are the least masculine men so I expect to win in a landslide.
  17. F250 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
  18. F250 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
  19. F250 replied to Derka's topic in Cloak Room
    Same here.
  20. Everything Donald Trump touches turns to shit.
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