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  1. How do you know if a Polish woman isn't wearing panties? She has dandruff on her shoes. Read that in a Polack joke book in the 80's.
  2. Damn, nice punt return. What was that 60 yards?
  3. Always like to see a defensive lineman make an interception and try and run it back.
  4. Well, it's not like Sark is going to fire the OC.
  5. Back in the HCIW days most of the Shag did. Then when it didn't happen and Mack over stayed his welcome.
  6. I had an employee that was that height and everyone called him shorty. Dude did not give a fuck about his height and he only dated tall women. He was comfortable in his own skin and his attitude reflected it.
  7. The NBA Cup seems to be improving and it does make Fall NBA a bit more interesting.
  8. Too many players disappearing throughout the game. Wemby was no bueno, Fox needs more practice or something and Barnes might need to get his eyes checked.
  9. Someone tell Wemby to stop shooting 3's.
  10. My kid is currently killing it at ou in BioChem GPA wise and is currently drilling for the MCAT.
  11. Regarding NBA on Prime. Taylor Rooks is fine as fuck.
  12. Great game. Spurs look like a growing monster.
  13. Years ago, I had a boss that was having a fling with a 22 year old stripper. He was 51 at the time. As their relationship grew the stripper demanded more time and a divorce. Eventually she started calling him in the evening on his work and personal phone in the evenings. I told him, this is going to end with you strangling a stripper in the woods and you will end up in prison. Figure out how to cut this off. He eventually gave her money to move out the state.
  14. When I was in high school FCA was run by our head football coach and it was voluntary participation that was mandatory. It didn't last long because our coach was a meat head and was probably unfamiliar with the bible. During the first meeting he tried to teach John 3:16 and it was hilarious. Coach asked our starting nose guard what God's love meant but the NG was a mongo and replied "I don't know coach, I don't love people." Our coach then tried to explain God's love but Mongo kept replying about fucking people up. lulz Several weeks later coach told us during practice, "let's set that FCA stuff aside for a moment" then proceeded to cuss everyone out in profanity we never heard before. That was the end of our FCA group. We also had Young Life but that was for scoring the cheerleaders.
  15. As long as it's an OC.
  16. Exactly, ND treats the ACC like a side piece then gets offended when the ACC keeps their status as single on social media.
  17. Just watched a little bit of the Monsters Fundaday version of the game. Reminds me of the time I was playing Madden after taking X at a party.
  18. Title should be renamed "Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is not in the playoffs"
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