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CptnJiggleBits

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  1. The bay was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about 50 feet up and suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was 10 stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence it let out a great bellow! I said "easy big fellow!" As I watched him struggle I could see something was obstructing its breathing. Then from where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish. Then from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me in the air like a cork and I found myself right on top of em. Face to face with fish I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but I knew something was there. So finally I reached in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction.
  2. 36" trout back when I gave a shit about bay fishing
  3. ?Stone? JonnieYerg from Champ.
  4. Yeah well.... Fuck you!
  5. I like the cut of your jib.
  6. They havent been subtle about singling her out
  7. I think shoving the power ranger club over the cliff in the opening scene instead of the Gramoreans would have been pleasing.
  8. I was waiting to see them try and load Chewblacka on their vespas. Just unbelievable that with all the tech, resources, and budget available they let Rodriguez do his crud. The vespa hipster girl repeatedly is standing up, clulessly looking off to nowhere during the take cover shootouts. Almost like the actress thought she wasnt involved in the scene or in the shot.
  9. Bryce and Filoni's 5 and 6 were good and I thought the season was going to be salvaged. Then Rodriguez came back and added the his distinct shittastic touch. There is no defending the trash he creates
  10. Post game interview of Timmy was hilarious. He saturafed the reporter. 110%
  11. Allen was amazing. That one td pass looked like it knocked the reciever through the endzone. This was like if USC would have drove for a field goal after VY scored. Squib the dang ball. And heck. You shouldnt even pass rush. Double team everyone and drop the 11th man
  12. Easy Halloween costumes. No doubt did some lady swapping.
  13. Jason Isbell and Matthew Stafford must be separated twins
  14. I bet you love applebee's commercials.
  15. Yes!!! Fuck you Rodgers, man bun wearing twat snot. I shart in your general direction
  16. Maybe they'll put #19 in the wildcat.
  17. An Earl Strong Hook'em! Pride Win, No Timid, No Weak! Astroglide Smooth'em!
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