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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Fuck Oregon. Make that motherfucker richer than Bill Gates! We simply cannot allow those freaks from Eugene to get both the #1 WR's from 2025 and 2026. If it were fOSU, sure. They've earned it. Oregon has not earned it. -
He's been here since Jan 2024, and while he's a RS-FR, Robertson is straight ass cheeks. But sure, I get where you are coming from, but Stroh was a RS-SO and had no issues getting to the field over Neto, a RS-JR, and then supplanted by Hutson, who is also unwiped ass. If Robertson were truly the best we have, I don't know what to say. Yes, the OL is extremely difficult, but many dudes take over their RS-FR year, including Baker. But, and yes, there's always a but, I also get C is the hardest position not named QB to learn. But you have to start weighing your options. Is someone who is absolutely dog shit but knows the playbook better than a guy who has been there for a year and a half and only knows 75% of the playbook, but also has a brighter future? Those are the questions Flood should be asking himself, and Sark asking Flood. We have not seen anything to make us believe Flood made a good choice this season on the OL. Hutson started at C, got his cranium cratered, and moved to LG, where he's still an asshole that's like a marker continuously being wiped like Sisyphus and the boulder. He was getting his asshole pounded like Richard Ramirez in a long-term care facility with the elderly, by the aggy DL and needed constant help from Campbell, who rag dolled those freaks. Then you have starting Stroh over...literally anyone that's partially warm-blooded, who was then replaced by a shitty Hutson. Robertson takes over at C and he's...not great. Not even above average. He's middling to below middling. So I don't think it's a stretch to ask some uncomfortable questions about self-awareness when you're getting paid very, very handsomely to not fuck up half of the year, literally. It took 6 weeks before Stroh was pulled and their best option for the game was...a true frosh Brooks taking over a position he's never played. That's beyond negligence.
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I don't even know with Gerry anymore. He's too much into pumping up [name prospect] that they're 4*++ or 5*+ or whatever the fuck they do over there. It's crazy how different their views are from other sites. They keep pounding the John Turntine is a 5* drum, yet they don't even have confirmation on his own weight. Same with them beating the drum that Cruz is the best C since [name literally anyone. Travis Frederick?] for Texas, but he can't beat out a below average Robertson. K. He's had at this point two off-seasons to get ready, and he's just an inch shorter at 6'3, yet weighs exactly the same at 312 LBS. How hard can it be to beat our Robertson, who wasn't even starting until games 8-9? Surely he knows the playbook by now? It's not like I'm trusting Flood, who thought it was a swell idea to start Stroh all those games, when it was obvious to anyone who isn't considered legally blind he fucking sucks. Anyway, I don't know what to think. I think Gerry locks into guys and just doesn't let up. He won't say the quiet part put loud, but he's hinted that Texas should have done more/gone harder after Ezavier Crowell, but he's happy with Cooper.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
William Bludworth replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Gimme. He's a freak of nature. 6'5 210 lbs. A heavy yes, please. -
That is, uh, their magic underwear for men. Women/girls have found it easier to hide theirs by rolling up the leg part so you don't see it. But that's what they get in their ceremony and once the ceremony has proceeded.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
William Bludworth replied to GreenspointTexas's topic in Football
I was about to mention this lol. Saw it on Sportscenter tonight with a friend and it made me chuckle. No way that dude has the ego to take a "lesser job." -
Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
I feel you. Johnny Fuckin' Football, indeed. -
Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
Don't ask me, what you know is true. Don't have to tell you, I love your precious heart. I...I was standing. You were there. Two worlds collided. And they could never...trear us apart. I don't care If you were referencing INXS or not, that song goes hard. -
Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
I grew up in crime side, the New York Times side, staying alive was no jive. At second hands, moms bounced on old men. So we then moved to the Shaolin land. Cash Rules Everything Around Me, Cteam get the money. Dolla, dolla bill, son! I forgot the rest, it's been well over a decade since I've listened to that song. They're my jam, yo! -
Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
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Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
William Bludworth replied to immamac's topic in Football
Just in case she has to, maybe, uh, she already has, but I need that information to be passed on to the proper authorities. So her name on OF is....? -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
William Bludworth replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Man, but damn, even the Duvernay? I always thought that was a classic, even in my 20s. Am I getting old? Fml -
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Full Roster Weaponization
William Bludworth replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Ah, OK. That makes sense, but Atkinson plays Lefau's position, which is inside, so maybe they just put him there to see what he can do? I just know Barnes is an off-ball LB like Hill, but Atkinson can play side to side as an inside. Regardless, it should be interesting to see how the LB corps shakes out. -
Sark will always take an elite WR someone else has developed for us, regardless of who we have on the roster, as he should. We don't seem to be developing them, so might as well take one that someone else has. Every leading WR we've had since Sark got here, outside of Worthy, has been a transfer. Mitchell was just 169 yards from tying Worthy in yards, but had 11 TD's to his 5 in 2023. 2024 it was Golden, Helm, and then Bond. So outside of Worthy in 2022, and we went count Milton, he's taken a WR no matter what. He isn't going to stop unless the well runs dry for a season. This year Wingo was the leading WR, but Mosley didn't even start playing until week 9 at Miss St. So in 5 games he's racked up 23/357/3 15.6 ypc. Who tf knows what he could have done had he played from the beginning.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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I have heard whispers from some scholars saying it reads "Sark should havs sold his soul for Justice Haynes"
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