Funk Doctor Spock

But what about the great Jeff George and his amazing arm, but retard brain?

Why the fuck would Nick Townsend want to even entertain aggy? Their TE coach sucks. Also... You know, the more I think about it, SMU was ahead of their time with NIL.

What an idiot! We already have our '26 QB!

Harlem Berry on signing day

Dude. I just got chills. It's like divine intervention.

Yeah we'll slide right back in, amirite? Know what I mean? Up top!

His eyes are running away from each other. I can't stop looking. Make it stop.

Holy shit hahahaha. I cannot believe that is real. That is both hilarious and, well, that's just fucking insane. Did anyone ever figure out her name?

Gerry was shit talking Slo'Neal this morning. Said he's been cut from every team other than the Cypress little league lol Weird. My main vet (who retired) was an aggy, but he was cool. Always shit talking me when we took our dogs in. He was phenomenal. Now they have a bunch of Okie Lite vets. It makes sense considering they're all retarded and we switched vets. Out new vet is a Longhorn grad/Aggy vet grad. It's always dope seeing him in his Longhorns scrubs. Dude looooves our horns. He found out I was a graduate and he actually gives us preferred treatment. Helped us when our last pup was laid to rest in April. Suoer nice guy. I feel like it was fate that we met him. Didn't even charge us for the procedure. Said we're always there for our pups and we're good. Top 2 best vets I've ever had.

I see we're still bickering over Quinn. Is there a stopping point, cause you're just going in circles. Bitch to bitch is fine, but got damn, y'all really in your feelings right now. He is who he is. He's not going superman, he'll throw 2 TD's at most and let the defense beat the shit out of the opponents offense and we walk away victorious. This has heen done all season outside of 2 games against inferior opponents, which one of them hurt his supposed "abs" he had been working on.

Fucking over LSU is always a nice surprise. It's like going out to eat a steak dinner by yourself and a hot porn star wants to sit in your lap.

Someone please explain to me who Listeater is?

That's called coping He'll be here for Kentucky, but if his team wins their game on Friday before Tex/Aggy (which they're favored), he won't be able to make it, which is a shame. Exactly this. He's a JAG.