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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Doesn't Zachariah Branch have issues with catching? I really wanted him for his speed earlier in the season, but someone on here mentioned he's fast but can't catch.
  2. It's almost like an alternate universe when you go from TexAgs to 247; 247 seems less unhinged and more rational. If this is the same Daddy98, he must have sobered up, since, you know, he made complete sentences without total gibberish. I'm stealing this
  3. The crown of the helmet, you say? Their face masks hit each other. He wasn't defenseless, either. He fucking turned around and Taaffe lit him up. Fucking tards, man.
  4. Jackson and Jonah Williams (even playing baseball) are going to wreak havoc next season. I think Justus Terry, with him already being at practice will do well.
  5. I get your point, but he went from 2022 80%, 2023, 83%, and 2024 68%. I'd say that's regression and he's in his own head. That's a steep drop-off. These aren't anything past 40 yards, these are 40 and closer. Bobby even mentioned he spoke with a former Longhorn kicker who even said Bert is in his own head and he has to figure it out. 9 days from now I don't think the bulb is just going to come on for him. It may, but I doubt it.
  6. Yeah, but he's been in the league for so long that it was bound to happen. He'sbeen the best FG kicker his entire career, but he's no longer a young buck, you know? But I get your point
  7. I've personally never seen it since I don't really watch the NFL, but for us Texas fans, i have never seen a guy regress so much in my life.
  8. Absolutely. And I hope they do have tryouts. Dude has regressed in unimaginable ways. It's baffling. How do you constantly miss gimme FGs? Like, wtf?
  9. I think this is also true. But wo things can be the same. He's a baller,but yeah, the holding were egregious. Those stupid refs need to sit out a few games for their incompetence.
  10. Easily. Smith, right now, could probably play in the NFL, and I'm not exaggerating. That dude is already built for that league. He's truly a specimen and on another level than anyone else, including Ryan Williams.
  11. Maybe. He showed some good escapability. Didn't know he was an ass to his teammates. I did see him say "come on!" Several times when it was his fault. But he was working with below average WR's
  12. I use the word Banana and l"It hurts! Stop it!"
  13. I'd blame that on Sark. I saw Bond open plenty of times and Quinn would either throw it away or get sacked. Same with Wingo.
  14. It's his running, and if he had our WR's he would feast. He just doesn't have the talent we do. Dude can escape the pocket like houdini. I'd take him 10/10 times just for his running. Imagine him having Bond. Moore. Wingo, Helm. He would just maul the competition. He's that good. He did the best he could with what he had. He's a baller.
  15. I hope we never have to play Leavitt again. That motherfucker is the real deal.
  16. Well they live on a boat in the swamp. It's not like they're intelligent people.
  17. I see nothing but truth in this title. We gon' fuck their shit holes all the way back to the f gasoline Cleveland river.
  18. With that neat tattoo on his arm while yelling "MA! Where's the meat loaf?"
  19. We'll be playing our best game of the season. If Michigan can hold them, then we have a chance to do the same: Jeremiah Smith and Egbuka or nir5 Revenge game never season for whomever losea the first game of the season.
  20. Nice! I'm be out of seeing Nosferatu just in time to watch it.
  21. He's Temu Luke Staley. Enjoy that trophy while polishing it in your couch while watching two blue bloods play for a chance to make the NC game.
  22. I'm not saying he sucks. Where did I say that? I said he's good, not great. He's nothing the NFL doesn't have. He possess nothing the league doesn't already. Jeanty, OTOH has speed, agility, and is a much better baxk, hence why he won the Doak. Scataboo is a good college back, but he's just one in a million in the league. He's not going to get drafted before free 3rd rd, and maybe even eve 4th rd. He possess nothing that jumps out other than he can bowl through guys. Who can't do that in the NFL?
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