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Everything posted by William Bludworth
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Again, stop talking to me, you crayon eating, barely warm bodied street urchin. Go away and fawn over your massive CP collection, queef bag. Try harder to get those 151 points up.
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1) who the fuck are you? 2) who the fuck are you? 3) see above. Don't talk to me unless i give you permission.
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10, sorry. I thought I changed it
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Metcalf is on a different plane of existence. He's a top 10 favorite ever, and I was a literal toddler when he was at Texas, but I watched a bunch of his highlights. Dude housed 10 in his career. Let's also not forget he has 30 total TD's for RB/WR and 4,,051 APY. He also had a 1k rushing season. UT mount Rushmore needs at the very minimum 20 spots. Niblett has 408 punt yards leading the nation, with a 25.5 yds per return. His 2 TDs are tied with 3 others and one behind Vicari Swain. When he houses another one, he'll tie Jordan Shipley, Aaron Ross, and Jim Moore.
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Yeah, I don't think any modern player will ever break Metcalf's 10 punt return TDs. Dude was dynamic.
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I was one of his biggest haters, and now i I'm one of his biggest supporters. It finally clicked for him that he doesn't need to be scared, you're going to get hit, so you might as well try to house it, to which he has done 2 times the last 3 games. He's channeled his inner Silas Bolden and says fuck it, I'm the legend now. This dude is finally a football player who understands his skill set as a returner, and I couldn't be happier for him. The best part is we get him back next year. Now, I'm not a fan of him as a RB. He's too slender, can't run between the tackles, and gets dropped either backwards or for a 1 yd gain on the RPO. If they would start him at RB and then flex him out of the backfield he could take one to the house or at least gain positive yards 8-10 minimum) if used correctly. The problem being Sarkisian isn't using him correctly.
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Sark/Banks basically ask them to "chip" block, much like Atlanta does with Kyle Pitts, because he's a shitty blocker. I get it with Washington because it's his first year, but Shannon has been here 3 seasons and he couldn't block a child from getting into a fridge. He's absolutely terrible at the one job he was recruited for. It's baffling. It's worthless and a waste of a supposed all around TE (Washington) who is supposed to be in the mold of TE's like Kittle, Kelce, Mark Andrews, Sam LaPorta, Tyler Warren, and Tucker Kraft. No. I do not expect him to be any one of these dudes. They're freaks of nature in the NFL. if you can't teach your TEs to block, why are you here? Again, I don't expect Washington to be any of the aforementioned since they're pros, but Banks hasn't taught any of our TE's how to block. JT Sanders? Nope. Helm? Very little to the point he had to teach himself. Will Randle? He's been here 3 years and hasn't even been on the field as far as I know, not even ST, so no blocking there. Jack Endries is a really good pass blocker, but holy diarrhea, Batman! he's horrible at run blocking. I have no clue about Emaree Winston other than he has great hands, but based on past and current data, he's probably not a good blocker because he has no one to teach him. Gunnar Helm was considered our "best" blocker, and he was basically average to good. We need better than that. I don't know what Banks teaches, but ST and blocking aren't part of his day to day job it appears.
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He seems to have absorbed quite a bit. When he came in for Arch and Moseley lined up next to him, he pointed him in the right spot. He's a smart guy. And I learned today that the reason he throws such a beautiful pass and understands how to read a legit playbook is because his HC was Gerad Parker, who is a very bright-minded OC (HC now) himself. Me too. I legitimately felt sociopathic when we were down 38-21. My date asked if I was OK, and I told her I feel nothing, which was true at that time, and then when we started splitting out wide and playing faster joy was beginning to creep in, but I held it back as a just in case we can't win. I didn't want to spoil our time over a game. Once we won I fucking screamed as loud as I possibly could. Then my woman and I finished an entire bottle of Maker's Mark. I even brought the empty bottle home as a reminder lol Yep. Dude dropped 3 yesterday, and he already dropped 2 against UF, and I think 1 against fOSU. So we're looking at 6 dropped passes so far, and that was game 7. So almost a drop per game. It doesn't sound like much, but when you see even just one it's infuriating because of how easy the pass was. This is why Sarkisian needs to give his #1 class of 5/4 star WR's (one five star, one top-50, and another top 150) guys real playing time like other teams (Jeremiah Smith, Ryan Williams, Bryant Wesco, Jr, Dakorian Moore, TJ Moore, etc ALL gained valuable experience) so if Wingo drops a pass you put in Lockett, same for Moore, you put in McCutcheon or Ffrench. Regardless, they need live reps anyway so they aren't going into next season unprepared against Ohio State, and in conference against LSU, ou, Ole Miss, Arky, Florida, aggy, and Tennessee. His line of thinking is dumb. Get them prepared so they know what to expect against guys on their level, not fOSU, UTSA, TXST. Yep. Hence why Sark needs to pull his head out of his ass, dumb down the playbook for the frosh WR's so they can get valuable playing time, not go into next year shell shocked against Ohio State, or in conference against LSU, aggy, Ole Miss, ou, etc, in case Wingo drops more passes, etc. They need real time against guys on their level. You don't sign the #1 class for mostly the defensive players to get time. It's a travesty that we have Lockett (better, stronger hands than Wingo), Ffrech who has good hands, and McCutcheon (who has yet to drop a pass and can line up next to Moore/Moseley, or even Ffrench can do the same, and also leave your freak of nature TE Nick Townsend on the bench. It's unbelievable. Is this really how he wants to start next season? With 3 new WR's with almost no experience, and a TE with zero experience to go along with Washington who will have had 1 year of experience? I don't get that line of thinking. It's dumb af. Forgot to add pic of bottle we finished and had weird, dirty sex during shots and after it was gone.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
William Bludworth replied to Pancho's topic in Football
Funny how when you simplify things good things tend to happen. Now if only he would do that for our FR WR's and TE so they can make at least some kind of impact. We simply cannot keep watching Wingo drop passes (he dropped 3 yesterday), even if he did have a career day. If we continue to see dropped passes all that's going to do is set us back even further. Get Lockett snaps as a pull lever just in case since they both play the "X" position. Plus Lockett has bigger, stronger hands and will fight for the ball. I like Wingo, but I love passes not being dropped. Also, get McCutcheon and Ffrench more passed at the "Z". I'm not sure if Ffrench is able to play the "X", but I bet he could. He's only 1" shorter than both Wingo and Lockett, so he has flexibility. Anyway, my point being is seeing Sarkisian dumbing down the playbook makes me hope and want him t do the same for the WRs and the "Y" TE's. We only have 2 in Washington and Endries, and Townsend is a complete mismatch no matter what. Thanks for listening to my TEDtalk -
Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
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Niblett is too small to be a RB. He can't run through tackles, every RPO he's had has resulted in either very little gain or loss of yards. If Sark split him out wide closer to the slot then yeah, I can see him being a weapon, but he just can't play RB. I wish he could too, but he doesn't have the intangibles at this level. He's a fucking stud in the kicking game now, tho. We all went from put someone else back there to Niblett finally growing a pair and pushing the nitro button hauling ass to the endzone. Glad he got his confidence level up and he didn't transfer. We get him at minimum for another year (probably 2 since he's a RS-SO). It was nice to see Baxter back. I didn't expect much, which is what we got. He got 9 carries for 27 yards, which was to get him back to live action. The running game wasn't working, anyway. Even Wisner had mostly trouble with like 1-2 good runs (I remember one going for 8-9 yds). Wisner went 12/41/0 for 3.4 ypc, and Baxter 3.0 ypc. I expect Baxter to get closer to 15 carries next week and maybe split 50/50 with Wisner, or whoever has the hottest hand. -
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For a second I got Mike White and Mike Davis confused and was like "that'll work for me. Dude was awesome!" 😂 -
Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
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Are you talking about the pass where Moseley slid and caught the ball? It was a tremendous catch. I just watched the video on the ESPN app and it was short which is why Moseley had to slide. Regardless, a TD is a TD, and having Golden 2.0 doesn't hurt, either. -
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Which makes Moseley that much more of a bad ass and a hell of a portal guy. For all of Sark's shortcomings, the one thing he can do right is get the right portal WR's (I don't count Ajiye Hall, that was year one and desperation, and same goes for Jahleel Billingsley and even Amari Nibkack, but those two would be on Bank, anyway, since they're "TE's". We've landed Adonai Mitchell Isaiah Bond was a weapon before injury Matthew Golden Silas Bolden (whom Ryan Niblett is starting to emulate with his toughness and fuck it attitude) Emmett Moseley is already showing he has Golden hands He inherited Isaiah Neyor, who turned out to be good at Nebraska, but I don't blame Sark for him leaving. -
Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
William Bludworth replied to Pancho's topic in Football
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
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Well, the loss of IQ can be explained by reading all of our stupidity, but the winning the game part is still what baffles scientists and myself alike. Has a Sark team EVER put up 24 unanswered points while down by 17 in the 4th? That was a masterclass and what I had been hoping to see for 5 seasons now. -
Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
William Bludworth replied to Pancho's topic in Football
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
William Bludworth replied to Pancho's topic in Football
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
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Honestly, I never thought about that, but it does make sense. If true, it sucks. I know kicking a habit like that is hard, and the added stress of being the HC at Texas doesn't do him any favors. From recruiting, keeping in constant contact with recruits committed or not. lots of smiley glad-handing, speeches, meetings with BMD's and CDC. A lot of factors are there that most people couldn't handle. I don't think this is anything, man. I think it's possible bullshit. Why would he even allow that to get out there? He doesn't seem like a spiteful pussy ass bitch like Mack. -
Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
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His pump fake against Okie Lite for whatever reason stands out as one of the greatest fake-outs I've ever seen. It was so perfect when we were making the comeback after halftime. Just something about it was like Dave Chappelle's -
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That's my thought process as well. I just can't see them allowing that, and tbh, even if they "cleared him", I still wonder if his parents would allow him to play or sit another week. Again, I want him out there because he's gaining valuable time and learning. Some good, a lot of bad, but everyone has to start somewhere. I just care more about his health than the game. -
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Absolute ice in his veins. People can agree or disagree about the pass to Moseley, but from what I saw he put it so perfectly that only Moseley could get it. And man is Moseley growing on me. He has those Matthew Golden clutch hands. I am so glad we get him for another season. Hopefully next season we get back - (if their name doesn't appear then I couldn't care less, even though part of me feels kind of bad for Aaron Butler, but we can't be pussies and sometimes you just have to wave goodbye) DeAndre Moore Moseley McCutcheon Lockett Ffrench Livingstone is coming back Wingo will be back and let's pray he learned to catch in the off-season. His drop rate is killing us. His multiple drops in the CFP semis makes me nauseous, and he had something like 5 yesterday with 185 yards. If he could catch, he would have had a 200+ day and a few TD's. He makes John Burt and Keontay Ingram look like Randy Moss and Bijan Robinson. Michael Terry And for TE's - (if name doesn't appear, I don't care) Nick Townsend Jordan Washington Emaree Winston (why they aren't playing this guy more is a mystery. Great hands. Line him out wide for all I care. Dude is a baller) RB - (you know the Drill) CJ Baxter Wisner Simon (rising star) Clark (I just can't seem to give up on this kid. He has this insane cutting ability and I want to see "it" click for him) Rickey Stewart (with added muscle. I don't expect to see him actually play meaningful minutes for another 2 years) Derek Cooper sticks with us -
Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
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OK. So my buddy texted me back, but I don't remember this part because I assume I blocked it out because of sheer terror and peeing your pants as an adult isn't cool anymore. So he said those two dweebs were carrying some kind of rifles, but they weren't wearing hunting gear, and I don't know if you wear hunting gear when hunting your own species. He said they also kept making whistling noises at night, which again I don't remember, thank God. He said they looked like serial killers, and from jogging my memory, that checks out. Would I go back there? Absolutely. That place is beautifull. Am I going with more than 2 friends? You bet your ass. Am I staying the night again? Not a fucking chance in hell. I would rather cuddle with another mam in our underwear with boners (NTTAWWT) than stay there.
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