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William Bludworth

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  1. Awww. I'm still on your mind. Bless your heart (or where it should be).
  2. Thanks, man! I've always wanted to see a rivalry like this, and I can't believe I finally get to see it.
  3. Fuck if I know. Probably. We probably have a thread bitching about the sanitary workers for Sark's office somewhere, knowing this place.
  4. We knew Hutson sucked early on, and he wasn't going to "get better". They (the $9.95ers) keep harping that he played so much football as a freshman, but what they fail to tell their audience is that he fucking sucked ass. He and Stroh on the same line, we need a new OL coach. I don't give a shit what Flood did at Alabama, Saban had a hand in who he recruited, and it's obvious. Our offensive line is an abomination and an embarrassment.
  5. So, uh, who's worse? Arch or Nico going forward? I kid. Nico is the obvious choice. /s
  6. I think once they reach page three they'll be asking to be hung up, sprayed with water, and electrocuted rather than continuing on.
  7. Man, I really want us to flip Lamar Brown so badly. Not just for the LSU tears, either. That would be an added bonus.
  8. If you drop a pass you have to start on page 1 of the Quinn Ewers thread. That alone should shape up the majority of players.
  9. Wait. Players actually come and read posts on this site willingly, and not as some sort of punishment if they mess up in practice?
  10. I just can't understand how a kid who grew up with two HOF uncles who both won SB's, who were both great QB's, who has known nothing but how to play the game, throw the ball, hold the ball, and can't even fucking hit his man right there in front of him. Dirt has more catches than any WR or RB on our entire roster. You would think he's trying to understand the Pythagoras theorem formula instead of just throwing a fucking accurate pass.
  11. Your user name just....isn't aligning right now, bud.
  12. Half of my family arw aggies (2%ers), and even they're questioning wtf has happened to our QB. They aren't laughing, they're as baffled as the rest of us.
  13. Would it be an inconvenience to you if you could throw a brick through my neighbor's window so he doesn't know it's me?
  14. If anyone had told me Marcel Reed is a more accurate passer than Arch Manning, and even a better QB, I would have repeatedly punched you in the balls while laughing.
  15. This ought to be a sight to see for anyone not a Texas fan to enjoy. Which 3rd down offense goes into retard mode the most? Throw in some James Simon because that motherfucker runs with absolute pain.
  16. Our football team in a nutshell
  17. I agree they're probably in absolute panic mode. How the fuck do we have a QB who literally cannot throw an accurate pass if he just tossed the ball to the guy in front of him? My hope stems from back to back semis and PK. We have the athletes, but lack the QB...right now. And if you don't think any of those teams are flawed, I don't know what to tell you. UF lost to USF 18-16, then followed that up with just 10 points and he threw 5 fucking INT'S. FIVE. Their offense is comically bad, and this is the QB both Gerry and Bobby have a hard-on for. But sure, he's going to go 34/40 5 TD's against our defense. They're lost on offense, and Lagway is as bad as Arch, but we still have a better defense. That's not great, Bob. Georgia struggled with Austin Peay 28-6. A&M allowed 22 & 24 points from UTSA and Utah State, and 40 against ND. Vandy defense allowed 20 from VTech, who just fired their coach today, and Sellers getting knocked out. Oklahoma allowed a rebuilding Michigan team with a true freshman to put up 13 in their house against the prodigal defensive wunderkind and their RB drug his nuts all over their faces. We have at least 3 of those, while they only managed 24 with their "savior" on offense. Mississippi State barely beat ASU 24-20 at home. That's a solid win, but hardly a trophy lifting win. You're telling me that none of those teams have a lot to work on is absolute nonsense, and you know it. You're having a knee-jerk reaction. The ones that played anyone with a pulse (if you even consider Michigan a pulse, ou got run the fuck over, and you don't think we can do the Same? K.), The biggest win any of those teams have is Aggie against ND, and ND dropped 40 on that defense, but you're scared they might do the same to us? They're aggie. They do this shit every year for the last century. Their motto is we win the off-season, but the regular season we fall off the coaster. Get a grip, man. It's fine if you want to be down on the team, I get it. I'm not exactly moved by them, either. I am, however, encouraged by our depth at RB, and I think by the time conference play starts, which we get a bye before, Arch will at the very least be serviceable. Nothing more. Sark will lean on the running game more, and occasionally let Arch throw an easy ball and let our athletes do their thing. My only hesitation is our o-line. If Flood can't figure out Stroh is Tristan Nickleson 2.0, he needs to go. Goosby is great, Campbell is really good when he's not picking up penalties, no clue on Hutson, I just assume he sucks no matter where he plays. I fully expect Brooks to be back by conference play, and hopefully Chatman gets a look. He can't be any worse. Baker is getting the work he needs. He's been great at times, and he's shit the bed at times. Trial by fire. Every single team needs work. It's game 3. We get two weeks to fix shit, so hopefully they use that time to do so.
  18. Well the good news is so are the teams we face going forward. They are all flawed. I don't predict we'll blow them out or anything, but we will out-athlete them at some point in the game. I know we have to lean on our defense, but we can score (even if it is a miracle). I just cannot see any of those teams moving the ball against us, but we can use our superior athletes to get something. These games may end up something like 17-13 going forward, but I still think we win. Georgia is just unpredictable. Just my personal opinion, and if anyone disagrees, I completely understand. This is why I do not put Arch in the "he'll make it happen". Our O-line sucks ass flagellation, but our RB's still pushed through, and we have 4 to rotate. At some point Arch will complete a pass to either Jaggy or Wingo for another TD or two. Hopefully he can find Moore/McCutcheon or Lockett/Endries. I still have faith we can win with Arch, just not Arch winning it for us.
  19. A smiley glad-hading pussy at that. "Thank you for stretching out our anuses. It will make us a better team overall. See you at the golf course tomorrow, Bob."
  20. We aren't losing to either ou or UF. We'll hold ou to 10 and do the impossible and score 13. UF is a shit show. Their defense is absolutely abysmal, and we will score on them, either by accident or running the ball. We have 4 capable runners, not including Arch. If Arch can by some miracle throw the ball at a speed that isn't at the pace of a rocket, not in the dirt or at a WR's feet, we will also score there...somehow. We have some serious talent at WR if Archibald can just get it into their hands at a normal speed. Plus Napier is still the HC. Lagway threw 5 INTs against an ok LSU defense. Our defense is top 5. He's fucked. We absolutely are not losing to Arkansas. They're fucking worse than UF. Their entire roaster is built on transfers. They lost to an Ole Miss team who has no defense and used a backup QB, albeit he did a good job, but only 1 TD. UGA is a toss-up. Our Defense is better, but their QB is mid, which admittedly I would take mid over what we have currently, but still...I wouldn't count on a loss just because Stockton had a good game yesterday. Tennessee's defense has been shredded from losses, and they don't have a James Pearce, either. Georgia literally struggled for most of the game against Austin fucking Peay. They didn't even get going until the end of the 3rd into the 4th. Vandy? Lol wut? Not with our defense. USCe has almost nobody on their defense except for Dylan Stewart and Peyton Wilson. That's why they got shredded. They have zero depth. But I will give Vandy props for going out there and getting it done. They had the benefit of Sellers getting a targeting hit and leaving the game. But their defense is dog shit. We are under no circumstances losing to aggie. Not at all. Their defense is absolute dog shit. Marcel Reed isn't running or passing on us, and Le'Veon Moss or EJ Sanders are their best players, and might be the only ones who score. Rueben Owens fucking sucks. Shocker. Their RBs won't be averaging 5 ypc against us. They'll be in the 3's. Our DB'S aren't getting burned by the likes of Berhel-Roman, Terry Bussey (who has hands of urine soaked in plastic), they'll put Littleton on Concepcion, so he'll be a non-factor, Muhammad will be put on Craver, who is average at best, and the rest of their WR Corp may not even exist at all. Our defense will make them tap out. As bad as we are right now, we still have a better WR room, RB room, and an overall defense. We will win most if not all of those games. The only game I will not predict a win is Georgia. Because, well, they're Georgia. It could go either way, and we're a long way away from that game, anyway. Same with 8&4.
  21. Not a chance. Our defense alone will hold Mateer and that offense to 10, all we need to do is the impossible and score 13.
  22. Oh. Yeah, that too. I looked at that list and almost fainted. Some years you have a ton of hits, and others you have what we just witnessed, but the one we just witnessed usually doesn't involve a supposed prodigy in it. That list hurts to look at it, so I'm not going to again.
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