Everything posted by William Bludworth
- 2026 Peach Bowl - Oregon vs. Indiana (CFP Semifinal #2)
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2025-26 CFP General Discussion
I'm fine with 'Tuddy' when being intentionally funny, but yeah, those other two have got to go.
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2025-26 CFP General Discussion
So, uh, how about them Hoosiers? They about to whip Miami's ass. They gonna tear out the entire team's large intestines and fuck them on national TV.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
I have some good news and I have sone bad news. The good news is I brought this picture, the bad news is they're gonna blow him...away, too.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
No player has ever done that before or since. He's literally the only specimen on earth to have accomplished that using only his head and trap muscles. Absolutely incredible. There are two with the Royals and one with the White Sox that I know of. The one with the White Sox where he snaps that bat over his quads was pure adrenaline. He did it first with the Royals after striking out.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Right now I would take a two-legged amputee that could catch anything other than charges.- 2026 Peach Bowl - Oregon vs. Indiana (CFP Semifinal #2)
Lanning is like the villain (or the Brain in Pinky and the Brain) in every movie who tells everyone what he's about to do only to get shoved in a Costco trashcan. Cignetti is more like someone who doesn't recognize good or evil, only moral flexibility, and will use it at any chance he gets. There is no morality/immorality, there just is, therefore he's more dangerous.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
- 2026 Peach Bowl - Oregon vs. Indiana (CFP Semifinal #2)
- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I'm going to play devil's advocate here for a second— If Sark doesn't at the very least make the semis next season with Arch, is it time to finally point and say "Dude is fucking lost. We need and should do better. We're gonna end up with our own James Franklin"? Because even Mack won a championship in his 6th year when it was much, much harder to do with everyone jockying for the 1-2. How much rope should someone as a HC at Texas realistically get? We're a blue blood, but not the only one. Plenty have fired coaches at other blue bloods for incompetence and just not getting it done. We aren't special. Or You'll have people say "He won with a generational QB! the GOAT!" OK? Well, Sark has a generational QB from the first family of football. Mack had GDGD. Sark has himself. It's not like Texas is hurting for money or talent, but it's starting to show some warts on the talent side. It's hurting for evaluation and coaching. People can't make excuses forever unless you're aggy. Should people continue to have hope that Sark can finally get over the hump, even with what seems like literally our entire roster outside of starters bolting? With a portal to raid every single year? Top 1-10 classes every year he's been the coach? And no, I'm not counting the transition class, even though it had more NFL talent than he's showing now. He's the man in control, he does the hiring, he places the tags on his staff, including himself. At what point do the white knighters look in the mirror and admit they were wrong? Year 8, 9, 10-12? Because it's coming up faster than you remember.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Yeah, it's called schrodinger's roster. Maybe it's scrotumger's roster now. It's all muledick.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
I'm still not over the Strong or Herman hires, so it takes longer for some of us.- This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Nah, fuck that. That's loser talk. If we're going all in we need to go get Saban, Cignetti, and pay Kirby's buyout so he'll be our DC. If we're going big, we might as well let a mule like our assholes. Don't quote me on last line. I'm paraphrasing.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Tex117 just earned himself a ban and an ag tag revocation.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
This is true. My granddad fought in the Korean War and graduated just fine from Texas, bullet wounds an all. There's more than one with some people?- Tell Me About Texas a&m
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
Here— https://kolachefactory.com/product-list- Transfer G Dylan Sikorski
I won't even ask if he can block, because at this point I don't care anymore. It's a body. We need those. Live ones.- TE Jordan Washington
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Yo, I heard this dude is for real dying. Take it easy on him. He's not dying like the rest of us on the inside, but for real.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
Hey, I can finally offer something of substance! Yay! He did have interest in Texas last year, but Sark didn't bother calling, or Choice, even. He has good representation. He's a good kid, very intelligent, and has good parents. Now let's see if Sark tries this time and if Justice is interested still.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
You're a hooker??? Sorry, I mean lady of the night?- Transfer RB Raleek Brown
OK, thank God lol. I was in that "Am I crazy? Have all the drugs I've taken in my life finally caught up to me and now I'm having dementia?" Man, you have no idea what a relief that is haha - Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Pining For IOLs Who Can Fog A Mirror
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