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Everything posted by Funk Doctor Spock
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I love it. I was focused on him every play, and every series he got punked.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
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Nah. Mills is solid. He was just bumped up to a 4 Star. I'm thinking Winston (I was thinking Hicks, who he may end up at Colorado), but I doubt it's Mills. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
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Yep, mine too. First one who came to mind. -
I always found this "they didn't want to be there " shtick to be retarded. They claim they didn't want to be there because they wanted to be in the playoffs, yet they had only made the playoffs ONCE, the year before. If it were Bama, sure, but a team who had only been there once the year before, I don't buy it. They just got physically dominated. It's not like they weren't playing their starters. We just fucked them up and they made that pathetic excuse.
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I tried telling the folks on the recruiting board they were a poverty program, but they weren't having it.
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Hwy, Zuhn. How you feeling about Ant Hill and the rest of the team now? Have you played the #1 defense before? Cause your ass got shut out on offense. Thanks for playing.
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I call bullshit. He's at least closer to Tom Brady than Cam Rising. He's applied for AARP.
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Absolutely awful. He can't rap. His cadence is fucking horrible. He sounds like one of those idiots at a party that tries to rap when they're drunk.
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Dillon Gabriel is the same age as Aaron Rodgers, so he's seen some shit on his journey from UCF all the way to the PNW. He's basically Lewis and Clark.
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We going balls deep this go-round
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
Funk Doctor Spock replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Fuck you, Napier. I hope you catch dysentery, dengue, yellow fever, and Zika at the same, you fucking piece of platypus shit! How motherfuckers gonna de-commit from a school going to the SEC championship AND the CFP? What fucking world are we living in? -
Fuck your fucking face, Napier. I hope you lose every game next season by 50, you piece of shit!
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Dude will reach 1k this season to keep the streak going. Bet on it. He's a fucking dude.
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Username check out
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It was us, but in a sarcastic way.
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True. But their coach apparently is a shitty recruiter (which I thought he was OK, but apparently not). Poor bastards. Maybe they'll slip down to 26 where they'll be raked after last night.
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Dude, I don't want facts. Stop it!
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That's a shame. What will they do now
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The heir apparent to Banks looks really fucking good. Didn't miss a heat.
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2026: The World's Drunkest Elk
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Well let's hope as get Mathis on cxampus. -
Ah, forgot about then adding that to their record.
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They have the 11tg ranked recruiting class and they're complaining. Because of course they are. They aren't a blue blood. They'll never sniff a top 3 class again because it's being held up by Sips, UGA, and possibly Bama/fOSU
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Dear diary....
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Jesus Christ. It's like they expect year 1 to be NC contenders. They're too impatient. Gotta keep up with the Joneses. A competent HC will build his team over time, but that's not what they want. They're babies who want it Now! I don't want to wait for year 2, 3, 4 to build a roster. Gimme gimme gimme. God damn. It's like dealing with kids on Adderall.
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Wait, didn't they win 9 games this year?
