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William Bludworth

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  1. Looks like the ghost of Cam Williams has possessed Brooks
  2. Hell just fall on it
  3. Damn. Washington. Get it.
  4. You aren't wrong
  5. So hear me out- if we can all just psychically will Simmons or Hill to break Mateer's arm.
  6. I don't know if the is satire or not but, I'm just going to name 5 stars by position of people who were super hyped up and we all know that are busts from 2015-2023. QB: Garrett Gilbert (DOA; wrong system, is blind) Ryan Perriloux (meh at best) Malachai Nelson (DOA; causality for this class) 2023 Connor Weigman (horribad; DOA) 2022 Rhett Bomar (DOA) Mitch Mustain (bleh) JT Daniels (DOA; journeyman) Max Browne (DOA) Spencer Rattler (DOA; a slight revival at USCe) Gunner Kiel (DOA) Blake Barnett (DOA) Jacob Eason (DOA) Shea Patterson (DOA) Jeff Driskel (DOA) Jevan Snead (RIP. Still a bust in college, imo) DJ Uiagalelei (considered one of the biggest bust of all time. I saw some brainlet compared Manning to him. Derp) 2020 Sam Huard -(DOA) 2021 Drew Allar (not really a bust, per se, but he is far removed from his #3 overall rank) 2022 Nico Iamaleava (average. Potential potential potential is all I hear, but his #2 ranking says nah, son) 2023 Jackson Arnold (#10. Holy shit. Nothing to see here) RB: Johnathan Gray (injuries) Isaiah Crowell (dumbassary) Demarkcus Bowman (one of the most baffling recruitments and disappearances I've ever seen) Jermie Calhoun (turd wrapped in queef sauce) Demetrius Summers (DOA) Darrell Scott (one of the most hyped and disappointing players at his position, ever. Thanks, CU!) 2008 Trey Sanders (DOA) Zack Evans (lulz) Kevin Grady (DOA) Derrick Green (vaguely remember him) Maurice Clarett (his own undoing) Tavien Feaster (DOA) Cam Akers (inconsistent at best, 1k rusher, but didn't tmive up to top 10 hype) Zamir White (#[ RB lAbsolute suck. Only real RB ahead was D'Andre Swift) John Emery Jr. (#1 RB one of the biggest busts not named Darrell Scott) Rueben Owens (#2 RB behind Baxter. Gawd awful at his job. Averages close to 3.5 ypc with 3 TD's for his career. For comparison, Baxter averages close to 5 ypc) WR: BJ Johnson (#1 WR #7 overall) Bru McCoy (likes to abuse women, sucks) Johntay Cook (see below) Darius White (fuck this guy) John Chiles (I believe was a 5 star, correct me if wrong) Fred Rouse (likes to catch felonies) Weedy Noil (damage to frontal lobe, dumbassary) Demond Demus (woman abuser, dumbassary, karma) Dorial Green-Beckham (dumbassary) Julian Fleming (#1 WR #4 overall) 2020 Whitney Lewis (#[ WR. sucked. Transferred) Donovan Peoples-Jones (#2 WR. average. Had potential, but wrong system. Somehow is collecting a check in the league. Sucks there, too. Baffling) 2020 Terrace Marshall Jr. (below average at best) Jadon Haselwood (colossal bust; never do horns down. Cursed) Kyle Ford (turrible) Kayshon Boutte (injuries and ducking) Chris Marshall (#1 WR. People doing rankings are tards. fucking LULZ. Earned) 2021 Zachariah Branch (#7 overall. For his top 10 rank, absolutely not) 2023 Nyck Harbor ( #15 overall. speed demon. Has never broken more than 375 yards in a season. Has 5 TD's for career. He's here for now until he proves his) 2023 TE: Arik Gilbert (#1 TE; consider him dead. At fourth school) 2021 Jeremy Ruckert (#1 2017, lack of stats/production) Baylor Cupp (#1 TE. colossal bust for the aggies) 2018 Duce Robinson (#1 T/#19 overall. Doesn't play traditional TE, but numbers are still ked. Makes JT Sanders look like George Kittle by comparison) 2023 Oscar Delp (#1 TE; see Duce) 2022 Jake Johnson (#2 TE; irrelevant) 2022 Jaleel Skinner (#3 TE; irrelevant) 2022 Thomas Fidone III (#1 TE; average if I'm being nice) 2021 Tommy Kraemer (#3 ranked, ND. Fail) OL: Mason Walters (injuries and he was meh) Foster Sarell (#8 ranked, Stanford Fail. Collects an NFL paycheck. Flummoxed) 2017 Tyler Johnson (woukd rather make trap house music, we'll never know if he can't play football very well. With third school) 2018 Tray Allen (gawd awful, may be due to coaching or suckery) 2007 Tommy Brockermeyer (fuck the Brocks. Deserved) 2021 DB/S: Denver Harris (like to live on the edge and put others in danger. Dumbfuck) Terrance Brooks (Slower than constipating a cement brick. Terrible) 2021 BJ Foster (holy wet turd, Batman!) 2018 Drew Kelson (don't get me started) Eli Eicks (injuries and sucks collects paycheck. NFL is repeatedly stupid) 2020 James Williams (#10 overall, MIA Fail. Plays LB now. See above) 2020 Cormani Clain (#14 hissy fit, left CU, had to walk on at UF, earned scholly in Jan. Hasn't broken more than 13 tackles in 3 years, has 2 INT's so Far) 2023 AJ Harris (UGA DB #27 overall. Below mid) LB: Dylan Moses (maxed out in 11th grade) Willie Williams (everyone knows this mf'er) Ben Davis - (wet shit) Brian Pickryl (I have to add him because of injury. Dude would have been a 1st rd pick had he not suffered that horrible injury) Baron Browning (#10 ranked, did not live up to hype) Robert Barnes (OU, sucked) Marcel Brooks (colossal bust; tweener LB/DE) Owen Pappoe (bust Hard) 2018 Justin Flowe (Man, huge, huge bust) Harold Perkins (great frosh season, then he's been meh. Has never lived up to his #5 ranking. Not even close. Pretty much positionless since he can't play ILB or OLB because he's too small, and he's basically just a pass rush specialists. Has never once broken 100 tackles in a season. Compared to Ant Hill, he might as well be nonexistent) 2022 DE:/DL Ronald Powell (Fail) Eyabi Oki-Anoma (#3 overall. Saban's fault.) 2018 Adepoju Adebawore ( #9 overall.OU. Well below average for a top 10 DE. Maybe he's behind others, but he's done zero. South Austin's mom wouldn't fuck this ou scrub) Trenton Thompson Antonio Alfano Byron Cowart Darius James Marvin Wilson Korey Foreman (#3 overall) 2021 Leonard Taylor III (#4 overall) 2021 Gabriel Downlow-Dindy (#11 overall. Fucking Lulz) Anthony Lucas (below average at best) 2022 DJ Hicks (#11 overall. Unless some force of good strikes him, he's terrible. Has yet to break 20 tackles) Da'Shawn Womack ( #26 overall.so far a bust) You get the gist, I'm tired of naming them, there's just so many. Also, I do not believe Arch will be a bust at the end of the day. He absolutely needs another season, but he won't be a bust. Even Andrew Luck sucked his first season. No, that doesn't make me feel better, nor do I believe he'll be Andrew Luck, but it does offer perspective to those who are panicking.
  7. Is that a middle finger or a dick and balls?
  8. My date and I will be there today and if Mateer starts with a dinged hand, I feel really, really good. Only a moron would start a guy who just had surgery 2 weeks ago in a sport that he gets hammered in and his hand can constantly get hit. Those rubes will cut off their nose to spite their faces. And just like aggy, they can't see the forest for the trees when it comes to long-term health for later in the season vs "must play him now".
  9. Well I don't know about you guys, but I'm in full excitement waiting for the letter that has been written showing Arch how to get to Oxford from all of aggy in case he gets lost in Bryan-Chernobyl nuclear reactor unit 4 Station
  10. Just a heads up, I'm not sure how often he checks his social media, but he hasn't checked his FB message or Instagram messages, either. I'm still trying, ladies and gentlemen. @immamac
  11. Already on it as we speak Alright, I sent him a DM via FB to join our unruly community of degenerates.
  12. My man out here about to have an aneurysm, and I feel that shit so deep in my soul, it's going through time before I was created from stardust. Imma get in touch with him and tell him to sign up so he has a support group that yells at each other, and calls one another names, and also blames every single person that wears Burnt Orange that was on that sideline Saturday.
  13. Oh yeah? Why don't you go and play at Ohio State and the Swamp and see how easy it is!
  14. Wow. His lack of self-awareness is astonishing.
  15. Let's be fair and say he's top 3. Would you personally ask him to bring you a Picasso from the other room where he runs into tables and walls while carrying said Picasso before arriving and it's all fucked up? Here's my list for shit show: 1. Flood (Yuuuuuuuuuge gap) 2. Sark's game plan and stupid plays. Just dumb them down and let these guys cook. You know like, like every other coach who doesn't make their playbook an NFL-style one. It's just stupid. Allow younger players, even by god freshmen to do work. That frosh WR for Florida who fucked us up? He doesn't even weigh 180 lbs. Dallas Wilson weighs as much as Michael Terry. There is absolutely ZERO reason we shouldn't be getting these guys like Terry, Lockett, Ffrech (weighs 190 lbs) and McCutcheon regular playing time, even if it's just 3-5 passes. Dumb it down. This learning NFL caliber shit is stupid in college. Not to mention every play takes off 30 seconds of the clock. 3. Arch/Milwee (co-oc/QB coach): His throwing motion is shit, his balls aren't crisp or on a line. They're all over the place, or OOB. Caldwell throws a beautiful spiral, Arch does not. Not saying Caldwell is better than a later stage Arch, but right this moment he's better. He's also fast af, too. He's calm, poised, controlled, doesn't panic, sees the play develop and just does it. All the things Arch doesn't do. For every really good play Arch makes with his arm, he has 3-5 that are baffling at best. He's running into his own shitty linemen and having to bail out and he panics and makes rocket throws, which are unnecessary and leads to INTs. He's not going through his progressions, he's panicking, and clearly isn't being developed. Milwee fucking sucks at his job. The highest rated recruited ever went in the 7th rd after 3 years, and here we are with Arch with him being here 3 years and look at his development. It's unbelievable, really. Sark is truly stupid. We need someone like CDC to tell him he needs to make some hard decisions and hire an OC, a better QB developer, and an O-line coach. 4. Our front 4. I don't know if it's talent or scheme or what, but they just open holes for the RBs to run through. I trust in Baker he'll figure it out. PK needs to fuck off with dropping Simmons into coverage because it doesn't work. I don't know what the fuck Sellers is doing, but he needs to do something better. That's as obvious as our o-line having a side of medium rare dog shit to go with their queef burgers. 5. Tackling. What in the absolute fuck are we doing? We're reverting back to 2023. 6. Our DBs getting torched. Albeit by a pretty damn good QB, even if he's up and down. He was both on Saturday and we still lost to a cognitively delayed, barely sapien human as a coach. No wonder they dropped us out of the polls. It's THAT BAD. 7. Just play the god damn RBs. Christ. Niblett is an abortion in that position. Just fucking try at the very least. We saw no James Simon (negligence and criminal), Clark (he can't be held back every fucking game if you want him to learn. Gibson. Just use that big motherfucker as a blocker, if nothing else. Wisner is tiny. Scrawny for a lead RB. He just can't do it. I'm sorry, he just can't. He can't break tackles up the middle. Neither can Niblett, yet you expect a guy like Derek Cooper to be impressed??? Your job is to fucking win. Use all of your tools. You can't build a house with a pencil and ruler.
  16. I honestly do not believe Flood is self- awarene enough to understand he sucks. He's a lazy recruiter who needs constant help with 4/5 star guys, can't identify who sucks and who doesn't *cough* Stroh *cough* *cough *Huston* *cough*. I get there will always be misses based on offers (both Hutson and Stroh), but they're literally the same guys that walked in that front door when they first got here, and one has been here three years, and the other four, and look at them. It literally took Sarkisian down by 3 scores before he put Brooks in, who somehow, which I didn't even know was possible, amassed a 0.0 rating. How??? He's been here for fucking 9 months AND he had A suspension where he could still practice, but not play. How is that even possible? Had he gotten something like in the thirties, yeah, I get it, but a 0.00? Wtf? There are a myriad of oither universes where Flood MIGHT be aware, but this isn't one of them. There is absolutely zero chance he didn't see Hutson get sexually assaulted on Saturday. But I do admire your caring. He's a rich, lazy recruiting, moron who cashes checks. We have eleven 3* project BIG HUMANS on our roster, which is exactly 3 more than 4/5 stars. That is far beyond getting it done. He sees FAT BOY, and thinks to himself "I can mold that yeast molded human into a serviceable lineman or maybe even an elite lineman", even though most of those 3* recruits only had offers from the like of Colorado State (Jackson Christian), Cojoe (TCU, SMU, Vandy, UH, Oklahoma St, you get the point), Hutson (he had some pretty solid offers from the likes of Peen St (I'm leaving in this mistake, IDGAF, Alabama, ou, A&M, but I don't know how many were cpmmittable), D. Coleman (Baylor, CU, Duke, Miss St ou, smart kid, meh offers), J. Coleman (see before), Stroh (really solid offer list. Baffling. I won't name them, but they're good), Spencer Shannon (UW, Cal, UCLA, Duke, Kansas, Louisville Wash St. He's here because he's a blocking TE who lacks the first part of his Job). I got tired of looking. Guys like Kibble, Chatman, Goosby, Robertson (he's better than Hutson, I don't want to hear it), Cruz were all well underranked, and yet what we have starting Goosby (1st-2nder, [this guard spot is empty because Flood is a retarded person - Hutson (bleh. Rag doll regular SA victim - Campbell (really good, but poor decision-maker regarding penalties - Baker (gets a pass. He's not the opposite side of Banks or even late Christian Jones).
  17. And yet, Sarkisian doesn't know what a mirror is to look at and think maybe he should simplify his shit like everyone else, and we can get some talented freshmen out there that just might help out. A la that freshman from UF, Jeremiah Smith, Dallas Wilson, Ryan Williams, so on and so forth. But nope, it has to be difficult to learn. God forbid he put winning first like his job requires. Just somebody please tweet CDC about this shit. I'll venmo you $10.
  18. If Sark would just fucking simplify his shit we could actually do some shit, rather than a play taking 3 minutes to unfold. It's annoying af.
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