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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. I think with Miller having more access to NIL he'll attract better players for his offensive scheme. They'll probably give him whatever he needs to be competitive. He's not a bad coach, and he was pretty good at Arizona, he just needs to get over the hump, which, imo, I think he can do with the UT logo. The logo itself has proven it will attract good to great players in all sports at the university.
  2. Huh. I must have misread it or skimmed over it.
  3. This can't be real, right? Tell me to adjust my humor if this is satire. If it's real, holy shit lol
  4. With Pierce at the Helm, LSU would have absolutely rolled us took us to the woodshed. Schloss is a magician. Thanks, Aggies!
  5. IDGAF if it wasn't a 3 game sweep, we still slept and swept that ass the last two games.
  6. What about Peat who was/is down to Texas and ASU? I wonder if Miller will go after him. He's a 5*
  7. If you can lift her with your fishing pole, I'll pay your mortgage.
  8. Just the biggest gaping pussy in the entire continental United States. Dude is probably triggered when he has to read directions before eating.
  9. Georgia driver: Accepted
  10. Now I'm mad that wasn't my username.
  11. I'll give you South Austin's mom, half of my sour skittles, and a Hamilton.
  12. At least they displayed a decent player's number in Acie Law IV. According to Google they don't "formally" retire numbers, since they don't have a policy for it. His number is, however, permanently displayed in Reed arena signifying his contributions to the program. So yeah, there's that, at least.
  13. Me: Fucking iPhone strikes again. You:
  14. The best part is they break in a new QB and have lost something like 90% of their starters on offense and defense. I like our chances in Columbus to drive yet another stake in the heart of the shitty Midwest powerhouse. We're currently 2-1 against the Buckeyes, and I will expect it to be 3-1 when they're done with them.
  15. If she would use that mouth for literally anything else than talking, she would be great in bed. Unfortunately, I'm afraid all she would say is either Whoop! or Baaah, and maybe throw in some lies like "Texas 8&4 has more money."
  16. Fuck I feel young. I knew who he was, but unlike you dinosaurs my mom let the best part of me slide down the crack of her ass, left a stain, and I was still somehow conceived. One of 3 UT players to be drafted #1 overall (along with Nobis and of course the legend himself, Earl). Apparently he was huge, even for his time and day (6'5 270?). You know he had to be one bad mofo and offensive linemen back in that day had an average weight of 250-270. They had to be shitting themselves looking across from them. RIP, 77.
  17. She's giving them hope only to smatch it out from under them.
  18. I bet Keys will end up taking visits here, too. Edit: LOL at Justin Wells for calling it, saying "I just feel like this kid is meant to go out of state and do his own thing." Good call, Justin! Lulz
  19. Oh, damn. I, for whatever reason, thought he had made a FF at Arizona before. But, unlike Terry, he can actually coach. We all knew Terry won with Beard's players. 2 full seasons in and he has done nothing. I'm sure he's a nice guy and blah blah blah, but he's a millionaire who can't win. He should stay as an assistant, whether it be here (doubt) or somewhere else. He isn't getting any better. Kids don't want to play primarily D, and he can't coach offense. Beard was fired in January of 2023, and just two years later Terry is gone. That's how little faith they had, and they (as well as most fans) knew he wasn't winning with his own players. So if I had a choice on taking Miller or Terry, it would be Miller every time just because he's an offensive mind. Hopefully it's not Miller and it's actually a splash hire worth a shit that's currently in the tourney that already coaches in the SEC. Jmo
  20. Well since those teams don't win and need UT to survive and be as relevant as they can, I would surmise they were either born with encephalopathy or their brain just hasn't developed past prepubescent.
  21. Sean Miller wouldn't be too bad, imo. He's an offensive coach who can recruit really good, which is what we need in the SEC. Although not my personal preferred coaching hire (that would be Nate Oats or Todd Golden) I wouldn't be disappointed. Considering we've never won a NC in men's basketball, and haven't reached the FF since 2004, we should be happy with someone who has at least fielded a basketball team that can compete at the highest level and not change their style and hope we can get our shit together.
  22. You would think, but aggies have a hive mind of stupidity. There's no pill to cure that. They just light money on fire for the sake of seeing the flames. It's truly mind boggling that something so simple cannot be learned at that place. I wasn't too surprised to learn they gave Earley $4m buyout because of idiocy, but at the same time my face went to this...
  23. [Tom Herman has entered the chat]
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