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Posts posted by Funk Doctor Spock
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56 minutes ago, Ignatius said:
I was on-again/off-again with this chick who went to SMU the year after I graduated and went with her to see Cougar High play them in the Dome the game they scored 95 and had over 1K yards of offense. It was like watching a JV team play 8th-graders….
Holy shit! At that point they should have just limited the quarters to 5 mins, that's just beyond embarrassing. How can you recover for the season after getting skull dragged like? Damn, son!
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1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:
Well with the OU and Houston game experience from last year I am not going to say there is not a loss. I rather wish that we look great going into the aggy game and that the ticket market implodes because aggy does not want to be present for their ass kicking and we take over that freaking place like we did Michigan.
We gonna dry hump this entire schedule after we beat ou by whatever. It is written. This is year 4. We have arrived. This is who we are now. This is what we are.
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Southern Alabama with 87 points. I don't think I have ever seen a modern team score 87 points in college. That's absurd. That's what I wish we would do to OU, Arky, and aggy. Georgia would be nice, but that ain't happening.
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6-4 314. Damn bid kid. Why is aggy leading the leader board for him?
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Show me a loss on our schedule? Geoegia isn't beating us at home, aggy will get skull fucked, Arky is getting a gigantic, hairy nut dragging all over their faces. Ou flat out sucks. Georgia is our only real competition, and again, we're the better team. Florida may as well just set themselves on fire.
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God damn, I want Mbatchu and Mathis so bad. IDGAF who someone has to kill to get them both; Mathis, especially.
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4 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:
I only go to Reddit for arcane or very specific technical questions. That usually involves so many jackasses that I couldn’t imagine being around shit talking idiots on a college football sub.
It's the fucking worst. Imagine SEC Rant, but they procreated and they're all even dumber from all fan bases.
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Our o-line absolutely fucks. Now just imagine how much better they'll be by the time we play Miss St and OU. UGA gonna be in trouble. We're beating their ass in Austin. Cam Williams is about to level up. Even Hayden Connor looks much more improved.
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15 hours ago, thunderlounge said:
Some y’all keep forgetting. Here’s a reminder:
I just want to know who that chick is. Got damn!
Also, we're going to face rape ou this year. They are horrible in all facets of the game. They may struggle to get to 5 wins this year. Their schedule is brutal, their offense sucks, and the defense is average at best. It will get exposed by Tulane, Tennessee, Ole Miss, Bama, UT, and probably even a bad LSU team.
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8 hours ago, DFW Horn said:
It's amusing to me that aggy thinks @ Pyle is a "tough road game".
I'll never understand this, either. Also, "best fan base in CFB"
Delusional morons. It's a myth that has been busted, yet they keep telling themselves it's "tough". K, aggy. If it's so tough then why are you a mediocre program since 1939?
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On 8/22/2024 at 10:42 AM, Tex Long said:
More like stupid, than crazy.
Unless... you're gonna be able to get transfers in while playoffs in progress? Hahahaha!
This happened with Washington. They had a portal TE that watched the playoffs against us and the NC game, and after Deboer left, I think he transferred to Bama ( not sure about that last one, but they did have a portal TE that was able to watch the games on the sidelines).
28 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:I turn 40 today.
i am now a man. 💪🏻
Can’t play a sport without stretching for longer than the actual time playing the sport.
but damn. I’m 40. Sounds weird to say
Happy birthday, man.
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The reason they mention our "busts" is because we're a blue blood and relevant whether we win or lose.
Aggy doesn't get called out because they're irrelevant and no one remembers or cares about who they have, other than Weigman, which they have constantly posted his horrendous play. Even Paul Finebaum called them irrelevant and said they're nothing more than an 8-4 program just the other day. Their players don't matter.
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1 hour ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:
I thought there were some hot takes on our recruiting board but they make @Funk Doctor Spock look like Neil Degrasse Tyson.
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They just go in circles every year. "If we just do this or that we would be a juggernaut!". No, morons. You'll forever be a middle of the pack program. It's been 84 years, how have you idiots not gotten the memo?
And LOL at them still yelling at the sky that they're the best fan base in America. K. God damn it's hard to read their parroting.
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1 hour ago, Codaxx said:
Georgia is ridiculously stacked at DL. They have 3 of the top 10 DL in the nation. 5 of the top 25. 24 of the top 200 DL in the nation. So you know there is going to be a bunch of under-rated kids, because the services dont want to over-represent 1 state.
Which is stupid. If you can play you can play. If that state is that stacked do the kids a favor and bump them up where they should be. These services over think too much shit. It's like the everyone gets a trophy bs.
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5 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:
Mukuba too. I love when we have hard hitting safeties. Wish Catalon could've stayed healthy last year.
Yeah, Mukuba was a great pick up. I had low expectations for Catalon because of his injuries. Too many surgeries for me to get too excited about, but like you, I also had hope that he could stay healthy. He was a baller until injuries started stacking up. But man, Mukuba has really stepped up and been a guy that's as advertised. I'm really glad he decided not to enter the draft. He's just going to get better and better, and Michael Taafe, too. I never thought I would utter those last words.
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5 hours ago, Vertigo said:
I think Chester is going to be a player and will likely get a big bump during the season. Even if the bump doesn't come, he is still very good and a very very smart football player.
Concur. He's a wildly underrated. Saw that video that OTF had with him and he's an intelligent football player. Studies film like crazy, has long arms, he's fast af. He's gonna be a dude. I'm stoked we got him.
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4 hours ago, statsman said:
EPL star Georgie Best quotes :
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered”.
"If I had to choose between dribbling past five players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging Miss World, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, I've done both."
“I used to go missing a lot. Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss Workd…”Best was a lot like Mantle- he blew through one liver, got a transplant, and blew through it, too, dying at 59.
That’s one thing you can say about Bobby Layne- he didn’t take a liver from the transplant list, leveraging his name for a few more weeks at the expense of someone else, making promises to stop drinking that he knew he wouldn’t keep. He used his liver up, and that was that.Great player.
4 hours ago, lilMAC25 said:No. He can rent himself out to people with kids with disciplinary problems and he beats the kids within an inch of their lives.
just like he’s done with his biological offspring.
So a step-dad from Oklahoma?
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4 hours ago, Armybrat said:
I would be disappointed if we didn’t see more of it in the sec.
Oh, just wait. We're going to see it non-stop. If you thought the Rig12 cunts did it a lot, just wait. It just means more.
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1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:
Can he sell his services as someone who severely beats children?
You mean having him adopt kids in the system who get taken away from their parents? I'm sure he can fill that role nicely. He has, what, 59 kids already?
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Just now, Codaxx said:
If national committed kids are calling Texas, I just hope it is a couple of the top 10 CBs. That is one part of the class that has not been addressed.
Absolutely agree. I'm just so hyper focused on the DL since it looked like we would whiff since Baker hasn't really gotten to know any of the kids, and I just assumed we would land DB'S. So far Joseph is a liability this season as a recruiter. Gideon seems to have his head on straight and has landed two 5* safeties in Filsame and now Williams. But yeah, having only Chester is a huge bummer.
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