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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. You know...that's not a bad theory. It makes a ton of sense given that screenshot.
  2. Nice. His motor is crazy. Would absolutely love to flip that kid. Criminally underrated and would be a great get. The LSU tears would be as great as aggy tears.
  3. So far Gbenda is a force to be reckoned with. That's one hard hitting motherfucker, and has gigantic balls of titanium. I have no idea how he drags them so fast. Science should look into that.
  4. I hope it's the Mathis kid. Holy shit his tape is bad ass.
  5. Is that bis actual quote, because it sounds eerily familiar? 😂
  6. I was like oh shit, we getting a 5* already, hopefully. But he's a 4* and we have time to flip him if he doesn't choose us. But these kids committing this early is dumb. We all know the chances of him not flipping will be close to zero unless they're a QB. Rarely do skill position guys stick to their original commitment.
  7. I'm not sure I trust Heupel running a well oiled machine like Sark. I see him more as a Lane Kiffin guy who will get a really good QB like Henden Hooker and be a 10-11 win guy, but then he'll have his Joe Milton and be a 9 win guy. Maybe that's good enough to get into the playoffs some years, but he hasn't shown enough to prove he can lift Tennessee to the upper echelon of the conference, imo. He's recruiting ok, tho, so maybe he can sustain it. He looks to have a really, really good QB in Nico, but that kid has some work to do on his mechanics. If Heupel can fix those, I'll be a believer. Since he's been a HC at Tenn since 2021, their recruiting has been between 10-22. 2021 (22), 2022 (17), 2023 (10), 2024 (14). He's either going to have to be a great HC and developer without top 10 recruiting classes, or he's going to have to get better at recruiting to sustain success. I haven't followed their defense much at all, but this year they have a really good one. Looking at his recruiting classes he gets really good edge guys and LB, but I have no clue about DT/NT.
  8. There was a guy in England who hit about the same amount and in a matter of 2 years he burned through it all on hookers, blow, and meth. He's now working as a sanitation worker and says he regrets nothing. Can't blame him blowing it all on blow, though. Hopefully he saved a little for some ecstasy.
  9. I can honestly say I have never heard him speak, but I can look at his choices in going to college and know I trust everyone when they say he sounds like he had a brain injury as a child and it carried over into adulthood. I imagine he speaks like this guy...
  10. The way Sark is recruiting and coaching, we're definitely a top 3 in the rotating SEC with Bama and UGA. It wouldn't surprise me if we split the series with Georgia during the season + CCG, and then meet in the playoffs. Highly unlikely to beat them 3 times, but i can see 2 out of 3. After UT/Bama/UGA, there's a drop off with Tenn, LSU, and I guess Mizzou? Everyone else is a bottom feeder.
  11. Every athlete should have to read about Derrick Coleman losing something like $100m after he was out of the NBA. Cautionary tale for athletes. I do wonder why Peterson isn't doing something with football like even breaking down running plays or some shit. Hell, be RB coach at even UTSA. It's better than going broke. These morons have to go through mandated classes after getting drafted to teach them how to not go broke, yet here we are. God athletes are the dumbest people.
  12. I guess you're going to have to sit in the corner and watch her peg Channing Tatum. You dun messed up now.
  13. I swear, it seems like no matter what game is on, someone in the crowd is doing it when the camera pans to them with their group of friends. It's like the "cool thing" to do now. It makes zero sense when I saw some rando fan of a team I don't think we've ever played doing it into the camera.
  14. I've heard she has a deep snapper
  15. Yep. I want no part of this thread. Carry on...
  16. I'm still unsure about this take, but if Sark and Banks like him, I see no reason I shouldn't, either. He just seems undersized.
  17. Luther Burden III is going to stretch their assholes further than the truth. I expect us to, as well.
  18. Dude. For real. This kid is a freak.
  19. I meant RB's out of Louisiana. Sorry for the confusion.
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