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  1. Funk Doctor Spock
    For a starting QB at Texas, Quinn's gf is meh. He could be drowning in dripping hot wet pussy, but that's the one who's taking a load to the chin.
  2. Funk Doctor Spock
    Gentlemen, all I have to say is, welcome to being at the table of elites. We will be regulars in the playoffs, and at some point Sark will finally pull through amd hoist up that trophy....next year with Arch. And the year after with Arch. And again with Arch in his 3 seasons. Then the hunger games begin between Owens/Lacey/Bell. May the best win, and bring forth another trophy.
  3. Funk Doctor Spock
    I really don't get the QB controversy shit. It's not like he's pulling him because he's thrown 6 INT'S and fumbled 4 times. If the dude is hurt, play Arch. We get a first rd bye if we beat Georgia, and I bet even if Arch played actual full snaps instead of the 7 he got last time, he could carve them up and he's a running threat. There's no controversy when your QB1 is hobbling and can barely stand. That's why Sark brought in another highly touted guy to backup Quinn in these situations. The last thing we need is for Ewers to get pummeled to the ground and injury another part of his body. Sark is stubborn. I get he wants Quinn to have a go at it, but if he's still hobbling, you for to #2. That's why it's crucial to get both reps with the 1s. It's not hard to grasp.
  4. Funk Doctor Spock
    That is about as aggy of a name if there ever was one. Please tell me this is real 😂
  5. Funk Doctor Spock
    All three are a great alternative to those weak ass uppers like crack, meth/speed, and God forbid bath salts/Krokodil. Those are for pussies who want to take apart vacuums and use the parts to fix their 1992 Toyota. The downers like Xanax, Klonopin, diazapam, Ativan + some antidepressants coupled with alcohol is a perfect combination for people who would like to fall asleep for 3 days.
  6. Funk Doctor Spock
    Pretty dope Gibson signs with Maserati his first year, and Bond + Taaffee Lambos. When that burnt orange comes up every morning, it reminds Poverty programs like aggy that we run this shit now. But I bet their plauers are happy they at least get a John Deere tractor to stroll around in.
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    12*
  8. Funk Doctor Spock
    But we all know dildoes, do.
  9. Funk Doctor Spock
    I want both Fasusi just for the Lulz, but I really want Turntine III because he's the best tackle regardless of class rankings.
  10. Funk Doctor Spock
    Haooy Thanksgiving, Bell Family! I hope you can hear this from my typing!
  11. Funk Doctor Spock
    Hey, at least we had a Green Beret in Nate Boyer. Those are some bad ass motherfuckers.
  12. Funk Doctor Spock
    They should just go ahead and add Marcel Reed and Amari Daniels since they'll both be carted off, anyway.
  13. Funk Doctor Spock
    So while one is being objective with stats to back it up, the moron on the other end uses subjective to roll his eyes ans say "who wants to play against an opponent with 102,000 rowdy fans? I'm sorry, but your facts are wrong that Pyle Field is dead last in venues, behind the mighty Commodores, and their winning percentage is higher on the road than at home. Good stuff from the guy who brought facts to the table, rather then being the moron who puts his earmuffs on and goes lalalalalalalalalalalala I don't hear you
  14. Funk Doctor Spock
    JD Pickell actually thinks Sark should give Arch some PT
  15. Funk Doctor Spock
    USCe actually had a WR who was in his 40s like the late aughts.
  16. Funk Doctor Spock
    Username checks out You should carry them in your pocket like the rest of us, stupid sip.
  17. Funk Doctor Spock
    The things they can convince themselves of is truly a sight to see. Aggy WR's > [enter team name] > UGA WR's Georgia is susceptible to [enter anything someone else does better] to their OL/DL Jaquez is better than any RB on Georgia's roster. This lie they keep feeding themselves is why they are a perpetual loser and bottom dweller. Trey Zuhn being an ex plane saying he's faced better LB than a top 10 player in next year's draft. Lol k. They really are a special needs bunch. Oh, and outside of football, apparently they've convinced themselves they're getting so much elite baseball talent. Lol k. Again.
  18. Funk Doctor Spock
    We must have been there at the same time. However, unlike you, I will not like Mack just because he's such a slimy glad handing used car salesman who wanted talent that could have won so many more CC's and trips to the MNC. The more I learn about him, the more I hate him. The fact that when he was fired and told the recruits to looks around will for always make me loath that fucking bastard.
  19. Funk Doctor Spock
    When we prison fuck aggy, I can't wait for a rematch with those fucking inbred UGA idiots. This time we'll be prepared.
  20. Funk Doctor Spock
    It's ok to be honest with yourself. We're all crazy.
  21. Funk Doctor Spock
    Fuckin A
  22. Funk Doctor Spock
    I mean...he did graduate HS with a 4.0 GPA, so it wouldn't surprise me if he wrote this himself.
  23. Funk Doctor Spock
    That's the one and only, my friend. It's so scary, tho. They keep telling us this
  24. Funk Doctor Spock
    Well...bye
  25. Funk Doctor Spock
    Karma for $1000, Alex.

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