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  1. Funk Doctor Spock
    I love the the quote "if Texas were paying players, you would know about it because we would fuck the landform up" - or something to that effect
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    Are you telling me James Carviille isn't donating his hard earned cash to that former empty Wendy's they turned into a college?
  3. Funk Doctor Spock
    Rub your anus with it and you'll swear you'll never need to be pegged again. Trust my, uh, friend.
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    Someone ket me know why they're delusional enough to think they're beating us, but lost to 5-6 Auburn and an average USCe team? Whg are they confident? They have no offense, suspect defense, and a simpleton as a HC. It's it the Pyle Field thing where they swear it'd the hardest place to play, even though no numbers to back that up?
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    JJR. - He's already been playing and playing well Butler - he's been the scout team QB and will play next season. He's red shirting Shannon/Randle - Shannon has been mentioned as coming along well, it was always the case that Randle will get his chance after Helm/Davis leave. He needed to bulk up/add muscle Neto - It's his turn at LG Cole - knew he was red shirting since Holmes is done, and he's up next Aren't leaving
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    Hey, how about you not be a prick?
  8. Funk Doctor Spock
    Same thing with DE going against OL. It's a dumb metric for rating guys. Unless these kids love them, they're meaningless in the long run. Recruiting sites get all excited to see players wearing foam helmets make plays.
  9. Funk Doctor Spock
    And even then, with the cheating, they STILL didn't come close to a NC. That's the aggy way.
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    I'm gonna go ahead and pencil in a win because the sips are playing at night AT PYLE FIELD! SO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THAT IS???? Yes, I know we lost to a 4-6 Auburn (but they have loads of talent, unlike the #1 defense in CFB), yes, I know USCe caved in our skulls (hence why we're retarded), and barely scraped by Bowling Green, But, my fellow ring wearing ags, even without a good dual threat QB, no RBs, no WR that would start or get meaningful snaps at a winning program, a gelatinous ball of shit on the o-line, and an average to below average defense, but we've got this one in the bag. So what if sip is loaded on both sides of the line, has freakish LB'S like Anthony Hill or Lefau, and DE's that will put you in the dirt and have 33 sacks), or a secondary that has 17 INT's on the season (which leads the SEC), and.a 2-3 deep roster.Not to mention freakish WR's, or a mismatch at TE We're winning this game.
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    Without question. Our last one from Stanford was pretty damn good.
  12. Funk Doctor Spock
    Guys, I think it's time for a prayer circle.
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    How about we start with Trey Owens and make our way up. If he misses on a single pass in the spring game, that's it, I'm done with him.
  14. Funk Doctor Spock
    Thank God David Pierce is gone. Dumbass would divide up all the NIL for every player, whetger they sucked or not. Schloss won't do that shit, thankfully.
  15. Funk Doctor Spock
    It's the gigantic, gargantuan dick, isn't it? Imagine being his wife. Whooooo boy.
  16. Funk Doctor Spock
    Mom has a smooth Collie, but all of hers are highly intelligent. We had a German Sheppard, Husky, and Golden Retriever when we were growing up. Our Husky would constantly jump the fence. My dad put in an electric fence and that motherfucker STILL managed to get out. He never went too far, I just think he was fucking with us. They're great at bedtime, too. If you don't mind your dogs sleeping in the same bed as you, they find their place and that's it. Nowhere else on the bed until the day they pass. Ours all laid together.
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    Only at aggy. At mom's home they just go outside and shit. Basically the same thing if you think about it.
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    But Stoops has been to more NC's than Mack, but yes, you are correct they have the same, but ou has had plenty of chances with how many they've been since they were both coaching (Stoops went to 4, correct)
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    Schloss whipping out his ginormous, gargantuan veiny dick and loading up on elite talent. He should have this program back to where it should be in year 2 and beyond. That's a true closer. He and his staff are already legends for giving aggy the middle finger after making the NC to come to his dream school, but now he's making sure that shit hole goes back to the gutter where they belong. I can't believe I'm able to love Texas baseball again!
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    Fuck. For Real? Are we just not recruiting him, or have we offered and he said no thanks?
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    And that's how low we had been. Just absolutely crazy to think about. The other guys you mentioned I'm too young to remember, but didn't Akers do pretty well until the end? I honestly don't know; I think I've seen posts about it before he was fired, but I'm not entirely sure.
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    With the teams we had, we should have double or more than that. We by far had the best rosters, and yet Mack constantly got butt fucked by Stoops almost yearly, and add in K-State, Tech,or some other team we had superior talent to. Mack sucked as a HC, but he was a good smiley glad hand. There's a reason he was called coach February, and they weren't wrong. Very few times did we lose just 1 game. In fact, he has 3, and 1 undefeated season (remember, he was here for 15 years). Other than that, he has 2+ losses per season. We were constant holiday bowl attendees. But we did have great ST's for almost his entire tenure. Stoops won the conference 7 times, and Mack just 2 times. How sad is that? Stoops is 8-5 over Mack, and then went on to wreck other teams on his way to yet another CC. With all those NFL players we churned out during his tenure, it's pathetic he only had 2 CC's in his 15 seasons. John Mackovic has 1, Sark has the other 1.
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    So what are you guys gonna do when Quinn is gone? Are we going to put this thread in hall of fame or the hall of shame?
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    Hmmmm, nothing is showing up but a blank. Sounds about right.
  25. Funk Doctor Spock
    The things I would let her do to me- Make me a sammich Wash my clothes Give me a beej Do the dishes Lick my taint Just stuff like that

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