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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. I'm framing this for my man cave lol. I'm not even joking. This is great.
  2. Why would you want Day gone? That's your gimme W every year, bud.
  3. There's always the Weed Wacker Quaker bowl against mighty UConn
  4. Charles said his flip was imminent regardless of the Michigan win. He just saw us dominating and wanted to make it public.
  5. We'll get Sharma, Charles, Wynn, and hopefully Mathis and Imbatchu
  6. Next year will be rough sailing, but at least we'll have a 3rd year Goosby at LT, Cam Williams at RT (I hope), Cruz or Robertson/Cruz at Center, Campbell at RG, and Neto at LG. Not bad. They just need to gel. That's hard to do, but Flood knows how to get them working. Shut, if Cam leaves we may get Baker st RT since he's coming along nicely
  7. Nebraska has a QB, they just need WR's. Michael Terry III ain't one of them because he'll be donning the burnt orange and white. But good luck to Rhule and Co finding a few in Maryland (who weirdly put out some good ones). I really wish Sark and Co would recruit the Midwest/NE more. New Jersey, Maryland,Pennsylvania. They all produce some serious talent.
  8. Don't shame his human centipede fetish. We don't shame here.
  9. Man, I would have loved to see what Baxter could have done between he and Gibson. Havinf those UM pussies try to stop them over and over would have led to more passes out of the flat to both Blue and Wisner for much longer gains/possible TD's
  10. Quinn will win the Heisman and the NC. Book it. It'll springboard us to landing a couple of oos 5 star RB's, too. Choice and Baker will get Georgia DT'S, Choice will get 1-2 5 star RB's from Alabama or Mississippi.
  11. And trophies. Don't forget about those. Heisman, Maxwell, Unitas, SEC CC, CFP NC
  12. BTW, BIG shout out to Jake Majors. That dude is just irreplaceable right now. Calling the signs for the line in a packed house where you couldn't hear shit. Mad props to that beast. He's come a looooong way, ans it was worth it. Flood is a fucking magician. Just don't tell Connor Weigman until Nov so he can turn into a puddle of goo at Copperfield at work.
  13. Sure, sure. If by shooting yourself in the foot you mean throwing 2 INTS, and our offense cutting through your vaunted defense like Vic Mackey at a Colombian whore house. Got it, bud. They already knew the outcome before they set foot in that stadium.
  14. His speed is absolutely freak level. Good lord.
  15. I can't. I don't want to rub one out with salt on my hands, but I can look...
  16. Who can we raid from their DT or DB prospects?
  17. We've been there. Remember bottom feeder Kansas? NIU would have beaten them like a hooker who didn't pay that week. It's bleak, but there is light at the end of tree tunnel in sports. See Kansas football.
  18. Always rent free when you can't beat us. Cry bitch. Go hug your elephant.
  19. Whatever. I'm eating McDonald's French fries off my chest while trying to navigate not porn.
  20. Damn is love to see Glen at our games. Anyone seen him there?
  21. No one. And I mean NO ONE wants a piece of this team. They know that L is coming. The playoffs are gonna be fun watching us go no lube.
  22. It's gonna be nice adding 3 trophies this season. Heisman, Sec championship, and CFP champs.
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