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This is scarily accurate, Graham.

Eh, it has been hours since I watched it, which is what I put in the post. As for the ou/Bama game, I thought he did say it was the same crew? 🤷‍♂️ Eh, I fucked up. My bad. It's been hours, so I just remembered a few things. I'm also at work, so I'm also distracted. It is what it is.

This also true, sadly. I love me some Collies mom has one), Blue Heelers, Shetlands (mom has one), Australian cattle dogs, Swedish Valhunds, Australian Sheppards (mom has one), Border Collies All are great companions. My mom got them strictly because they're great with kids (my neices and nephews) and with other dogs (mine). They're fucking awesome. They'll watch TV with you, don't bark, just want cuddles, and they greet literally everyone who comes go the house, burgalers included!

Shut. Your. Whore. Mouth. Collies are great dogs. Not so much as a mascot, but they're pretty damn great as companions. Smart as hell, too. Like, even smarter than CTJ.

You bet, bud.

I never understood this dumbass "10 win season" measuring stick bullshit. Who gives a fuck, other than Mack, about 10 wins? That's tard-level thinking. Alamo/Holiday bowl Mack.

Sure. Let me find it real quick. I was going off memory, so if I was wrong on something, my apologies. I hadn't watched it in hours. here you go

What's wrong with carrying a dildo in your pocket? I carry a minimum of 4 just to be safe. They're just queers. Geez. Now I feel attacked! Yes, they've played comparable defenses to...the #1 defense. K. And our run defense sucks, so why are offenses abandoning it? Pick a lane, retards. And Ewers is comparable to...Payton Thorne. Got it.

Weirdly I just watched Josh Pate go over officiating and how porous it's been. He showed our game against Georgia and was just dumbfounded at how many bad calls we got. He said we would have been in it had the refs not been incompetent, which I agree. We also shot ourselves in the foot as well, but you saw in the second half how we came back. This time around I think we beat them. Anyway, those exact same refs called the ou/Bama game, and again, they made some really, really, really bad calls. Bama was gonna lose regardless, but they also got choded. Oh, and I forgot to add re: when we got a shit call against Georgia and our fans started throwing bottles and the call was reversed. Seems weird, huh? He ended it with saying the coaches have to speak with theedis, the plauers have to speak with the media, so why are refs exempt? Those bad calls will never be heard from again, but all they answer to are their own bosses. So either hire full-time refs, or male them speak with the media and get asked about the shit calls they make. I hate that I agreed with an aggy. I'm going to go drink methanol and set myself on fire now.

Oh no# they'll double down and perpetually add on to few story about how mean and unxlassy we were and how our fans were yelling at babies. Then after their loss the next day it will be "my wife m and I wenr out to eat and a sip walked by and made a scene. He ruined our breakfast@, or I was minding my own business and a group of sips harassed me. I said good game, and they all said we kicked your ass. All I did was wear my aggy cap and they wanted to fight me, even though I was gracious enough to admit they were a really good team". The lies just keep growing and growing. And not one sip wrote on their website about how the experience was great and asked how to get to the stadium. I hate those liberal fags! They're the worst!

Yep, this is good company. This is what a real TE should look like. I hope Townsend took notice. I'd also like to add Finley as another great TE we had.

Well if an aggy built their buildings, you know it'll burn to the ground at some point.

You aren't alone, fam.

Our defense is going to prison rape their offense, and our offense will impose its will.

Y'all still arguing, huh? Carry on...

You're telling me that you don't want Quinn throwin' the ball over them there mountains?

Holy moly. I need to ask Coach Shipley about that on OTF this week. I have to make sure it's legit and not just internet rumor.

The universe does that for us.

You mean these guys?

And another because I'm so happy we landed this kid. He's gonna be a beast. And we're tapping in Grayson HS.

He's fucking terrible, but I won't shit talk the kid. He won't be making an NFL roster, but he got to live his dream and graduate from Texas and get to play for another known commodity in Auburn.

Has he commited to Georgia yet? Then yes, he's coming here.

I mean, the dude literally committed in January months before junior day, I believe. He was offered last year and said since he's basically gone through the recruiting process because of his brother's, and Texas already having been at his house, it only made sense to commit to the school that you see developing players. Sark's tenure of going 5-7 year 1 8-5 year 2 12-2 year 3 Etc... It shows improvements year after year (clearly everyone with an IQ above 70 knows this), then seeing Sweat win the Outland award after backing up Coburn and Ojomo is pretty damn strong. I also need to thank Quinn for coming in and immediately getting us to 8 wins in year 2. Without him, we may still be trying to to find a QB and we would have a setback. Quinn and Taaffe helped land Arch (Arch also always wanted to go to Texas. There is a picture of him as a kid with a Colt Mccoy jersey on with a Texas helmet in the pose of throwing the ball).

Building the young man's confidence, and I love it. Give him chances to prove himself instead of ignoring his slower development.