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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Come on down Madden Faraimo! Fuck it, once we make the CFP as a 1 seed, we might as well just get Riley Pettijohn back.
  2. This is a big one and I am hoping to God it happens. UO is 0-3 against them. I want Dan Lanning to shut the fuck up.
  3. Kentucky getting dicks slapped all over their faces by USCe. That SEC X3 GRIND!!!
  4. Someone should post Notre Dame's board and see if they're still alive. Actuality, someone should probably check and make sure Marcus Freeman is still alive.
  5. No one escapes the Northern Illinois <checks notes> Huskies unscathed.
  6. Thank Christ for that. Like clockwork in that shitty conference you already knew they wouldn't call 20+ chokeholds
  7. Someone in the NFL is going to get a hard working, reliable dude who will play for 10+ years. Great evaluation by someone.
  8. TexAgs is going to be grim, and that makes me happy. So much material to take my mind off things.
  9. It really is a special group of delusional morons. They've won absolutely nothing, but *expects* championships. Like, lol k. Here you go, bud. They're the *everyone gets a trophy kids*. It's both weird and adorable.
  10. I knew he would eventually flip, but got damn! Right after kicking Michigan's teeth in makes it extra special. I really thought he would announce it in December. I bet we get Wynn at some point, too. I want that Mathis kid, as well (/no Sandusky). He looks like a fucking beast.
  11. Ou's offense is moribund. Our defense should rape and pillage that entire unit. They probably don't have the horses on defense, either. I think they're another year or two away before they are. But, it's also a rivalry game, and I've seen really good Texas teams get their teeth kicked in, so I won't take it for granted. It's a weird atmosphere.
  12. So you're telling me there are single ladies in my area dying to meet me?
  13. What is this 1-loss do you speak of? It doesn't make sense to me. Didn't you get the memo? We goin to the top undefeated, son!
  14. I can absolutely see that. He comes off that way. He's a total weirdo who creates scenarios in his head about aggy. I hope you showered in the hottest water in case he got something on you.
  15. Always moving the goal posts to "they haven't played anyone until [Insert whatever team]. It's only week 12! Wait until they play us!"
  16. That's what I'm talking about. Baker just getting started. These dudes know what's in front of them when they step on campus. Welcome to the 40, Myron! Hook Em 🤘
  17. Cam Williams needs to get his nerves in check. I get he was nervous, but this is what he signed up for. Gotta relax, man.
  18. I'm tired of seeing these posts like - "Michigan sucks, a Texas HS team could beat them. Their defense may be overrated" No, their defense isn't overrated. Our team is just that good. We don't have to find out how good we are next week. We found out today they're very, very good. The only team that on paper that could beat us MIGHT be Georgia, but they're in our house, and this team is hungry. If this team stays focused and hungry, we're going to the top. We have the players and coaches. Also, how fucking cool is it that Arch gets to go butt fuck Ohio State next year in their house?
  19. Next year he gets Ohio State in Columbus and Georgia in Athens. His legendary status will be set then.
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