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William Bludworth

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  1. OK, pillow talk time: Arch is horrendously bad (currently), but our defense is still good. I don't know if Arch will continue this or if he'll improve leaps and bounds (which sounds like a lot, but keep in mind how terrible he was, so leaps and bounds just means 3 TD's), but Sark has failed as an OC thus far. At what point should he look in the mirror and realize he's absolutely shitty in the RZ? Kidnapped children forced to watch aggie games in a bunker in Pakistan can see he sucks 20 yards from the endzone. This dude has to hire someone who can actually call plays to the team's strength (whatever that is at this point). He simply cannot do both. We're 5 seasons into his regime and he just can't do it.
  2. Well, yeah. That would be stupid. Literally 99% of this board would like to keep him, even if he is a repetitive moron. The man has brought in four top 4 classes. At some point he'll either get lucky and win us one, or a decade from now CDC or whomever will tell him when it's his time.
  3. We are 5 years in, bud. I don't think Sark is learning anymore.
  4. Looks like both teams offenses are stupid, but the defenses are the tits.
  5. Fuck it. Let him play WR, C, and G.
  6. If we win 15-14, I'll deliver a basket of fruit to my asshole neighbors personally.
  7. Well he's horrible at everything, tbf.
  8. My neighbors house may be safe...for now.
  9. I think CTJ may need my new wrist razor
  10. Whoa. Did we actually do the impossible with a JAG?
  11. I blame Sark, Milwee, and Flood.
  12. Anyone else want to share a glass of drain cleaner?
  13. Man I am so glad I turned down the trip this year. I can't even fathom those of you who actually saw this in person.
  14. Never did I think Arch would look this bad. Ups and downs? Sure. Total ass? No.
  15. Our offense is retarded. Our play calling is...well, also retarded. Our QB is, right now, so, so, so bad. We are gonna get clowned on so hard for the next 3 weeks, and deservedly so.
  16. Name me a worse redzone coach than Sark.
  17. Just do a reverse with Wingo. That's pretty much all you have to do.
  18. True. He did make the CFP when it was just 4 teams.
  19. Can it really be more painful than watching this game?
  20. Bro, you don't already do that? Manscaped is the fucking best. /no Gerry promo
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