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  1. Funk Doctor Spock
    Holy moly. I need to ask Coach Shipley about that on OTF this week. I have to make sure it's legit and not just internet rumor.
  2. Funk Doctor Spock
    The universe does that for us.
  3. Funk Doctor Spock
    You mean these guys?
  4. Funk Doctor Spock
    And another because I'm so happy we landed this kid. He's gonna be a beast. And we're tapping in Grayson HS.
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    He's fucking terrible, but I won't shit talk the kid. He won't be making an NFL roster, but he got to live his dream and graduate from Texas and get to play for another known commodity in Auburn.
  6. Funk Doctor Spock
    Has he commited to Georgia yet? Then yes, he's coming here.
  7. Funk Doctor Spock
    I mean, the dude literally committed in January months before junior day, I believe. He was offered last year and said since he's basically gone through the recruiting process because of his brother's, and Texas already having been at his house, it only made sense to commit to the school that you see developing players. Sark's tenure of going 5-7 year 1 8-5 year 2 12-2 year 3 Etc... It shows improvements year after year (clearly everyone with an IQ above 70 knows this), then seeing Sweat win the Outland award after backing up Coburn and Ojomo is pretty damn strong. I also need to thank Quinn for coming in and immediately getting us to 8 wins in year 2. Without him, we may still be trying to to find a QB and we would have a setback. Quinn and Taaffe helped land Arch (Arch also always wanted to go to Texas. There is a picture of him as a kid with a Colt Mccoy jersey on with a Texas helmet in the pose of throwing the ball).
  8. Funk Doctor Spock
    Building the young man's confidence, and I love it. Give him chances to prove himself instead of ignoring his slower development.
  9. Funk Doctor Spock
    Seriously, tho. It's got literally everything you could love about the game.
  10. Funk Doctor Spock
    My man's hair bigger than his body
  11. Funk Doctor Spock
    Our defense is going to brutally assault their offense like a Mormon Fundamentalist prison guard. Our offensive line may need to take out an insurance policy in the event that Banks and Williams murder Shemar Turner and Nic Scourton.
  12. Funk Doctor Spock
    We gonna keep that 1k streak rolling this year. Wisner gonna get it, I can feel it in my veins
  13. Funk Doctor Spock
    "A couple of sips walked by and..." The aggy eternal lie
  14. Funk Doctor Spock
    I used to be an atheist, and then the lord came to me and said "Funk Doctor Spock, if you don't believe in me, Jesus Christ, then how do you explain aggy athletics failure?" And so, with that, I am a believer.
  15. Funk Doctor Spock
    Wintergreen or Mint?
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  17. Funk Doctor Spock
    Cam Coleman needs to give the middle finger to those chodes
  18. Funk Doctor Spock
    Glory be thy name Oh, and fuck you, aggy. Welcome back to your place of 8-4
  19. Funk Doctor Spock
    So did Thorne. Weird shit happens 🤷‍♂️
  20. Funk Doctor Spock
    Payton Thorne has to be worse than Jackson Arnold, and I never thought that would be possible.
  21. Funk Doctor Spock
    Holy shit. Their offense is retarded
  22. Funk Doctor Spock
    Dude, seriously. I was just wondering the same thing.
  23. Funk Doctor Spock
    Where the fuck is Hunter?
  24. Funk Doctor Spock
    Wow, thanks for that news. If you want to win it punch it in, not kick it.
  25. Funk Doctor Spock
    I would support this 10000%

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