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Posts posted by Funk Doctor Spock
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9 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:
Oregon losing to Boise, Bama losing to USF , OSU loosing to direction whoever , OU losing to Houston
Any of these would be a chefs kiss on a great day
This is a big one and I am hoping to God it happens. UO is 0-3 against them. I want Dan Lanning to shut the fuck up.
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Kentucky getting dicks slapped all over their faces by USCe. That SEC X3 GRIND!!!
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Just now, Tylerocks said:
TexAgs has a real problem with "their, they're, and there"
They jizz in jars, what do you expect?
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Someone should post Notre Dame's board and see if they're still alive.
Actuality, someone should probably check and make sure Marcus Freeman is still alive.
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Just now, Elmer_Fudd said:
You just don't play a home game against a G5 program a week after a knock out, drag down match against the fighting Elko's and expect to win.
No one escapes the Northern Illinois <checks notes> Huskies unscathed.
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Just now, deft said:
They won’t have big 12 refs. Holding is getting called.Thank Christ for that. Like clockwork in that shitty conference you already knew they wouldn't call 20+ chokeholds
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Someone in the NFL is going to get a hard working, reliable dude who will play for 10+ years. Great evaluation by someone.
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TexAgs is going to be grim, and that makes me happy. So much material to take my mind off things.
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3 minutes ago, nnm said:
This is perennially one of my favorites. Being condescending about MissSU.
TAMU is 6-6 vs MissSU since joining the SECX3, 8-9 against them all time. MissSU is a BETTER program than TAMU. If Aggies would just accept that they’re a mediocre cow college, they’d be much happier. They think they’re Bama. They’re not. They’re MissSU.
https://www.winsipedia.com/games/mississippi-state/vs/texas-amIt really is a special group of delusional morons. They've won absolutely nothing, but *expects* championships. Like, lol k. Here you go, bud.
They're the *everyone gets a trophy kids*. It's both weird and adorable.
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I knew he would eventually flip, but got damn! Right after kicking Michigan's teeth in makes it extra special. I really thought he would announce it in December.
I bet we get Wynn at some point, too. I want that Mathis kid, as well (/no Sandusky). He looks like a fucking beast.
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7 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:
The OU game will be awesome. I don't think we've seen a Texas D this good in a while. If they could plug up OU, we could blow those motherfuckers out of the stadium. Can Mich be that bad after its natty?
Ou's offense is moribund. Our defense should rape and pillage that entire unit. They probably don't have the horses on defense, either. I think they're another year or two away before they are.
But, it's also a rivalry game, and I've seen really good Texas teams get their teeth kicked in, so I won't take it for granted. It's a weird atmosphere.
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25 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:
Maybe the Longhorn Channel needs to move to Chaterbate
So you're telling me there are single ladies in my area dying to meet me?
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49 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:
It is a near guarantee that a 1-loss Texas is in the SEC championship game. Would have to be some real bullshit with tiebreakers to prevent it
What is this 1-loss do you speak of? It doesn't make sense to me. Didn't you get the memo? We goin to the top undefeated, son!
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27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:
I met him when I was doing media back in the day. He came across as that weird kid in school who everyone just tried not to excite. All the other writers either ignored him or talked to him in quiet, calm voices.
I can absolutely see that. He comes off that way. He's a total weirdo who creates scenarios in his head about aggy. I hope you showered in the hottest water in case he got something on you.
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Always moving the goal posts to "they haven't played anyone until [Insert whatever team]. It's only week 12! Wait until they play us!"
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2 hours ago, Mother mopar said:
Agree, think it will sway the 25' recruits
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Cam Williams needs to get his nerves in check. I get he was nervous, but this is what he signed up for. Gotta relax, man.
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I'm tired of seeing these posts like -
"Michigan sucks, a Texas HS team could beat them. Their defense may be overrated"
No, their defense isn't overrated. Our team is just that good. We don't have to find out how good we are next week. We found out today they're very, very good.
The only team that on paper that could beat us MIGHT be Georgia, but they're in our house, and this team is hungry. If this team stays focused and hungry, we're going to the top. We have the players and coaches.
Also, how fucking cool is it that Arch gets to go butt fuck Ohio State next year in their house?
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2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:
No, it's more like he forgot to sign the one he left me in his will. I wanted to see Arch make some plays. He's fucking awesome. Get him in there early and often this year. Next year he has to be ready on day one to lead us to a Nat'l Championship. He might need to be ready this year. Get him some playing time in the big games when a hundred thousand people are screaming.
Next year he gets Ohio State in Columbus and Georgia in Athens. His legendary status will be set then.
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2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:
"Easy work" hahahahahaha
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Come on down Madden Faraimo! Fuck it, once we make the CFP as a 1 seed, we might as well just get Riley Pettijohn back.