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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. 3 minutes ago, nnm said:

    This is perennially one of my favorites. Being condescending about MissSU. 
    TAMU is 6-6 vs MissSU since joining the SECX3, 8-9 against them all time. MissSU is a BETTER program than TAMU. If Aggies would just accept that they’re a mediocre cow college, they’d be much happier. They think they’re Bama. They’re not. They’re MissSU. 

    https://www.winsipedia.com/games/mississippi-state/vs/texas-am

    It really is a special group of delusional morons. They've won absolutely nothing, but *expects* championships. Like, lol k. Here you go, bud. 

    They're the *everyone gets a trophy kids*. It's both weird and adorable. 

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  2. I knew he would eventually flip, but got damn! Right after kicking Michigan's teeth in makes it extra special. I really thought he would announce it in December.

    I bet we get Wynn at some point, too. I want that Mathis kid, as well (/no Sandusky). He looks like a fucking beast. 

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  3. 7 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

    The OU game will be awesome. I don't think we've seen a Texas D this good in a while. If they could plug up OU, we could blow those motherfuckers out of the stadium. Can Mich be that bad after its natty?

    Ou's offense is moribund. Our defense should rape and pillage that entire unit. They probably don't have the horses on defense, either. I think they're another year or two away before they are. 

    But, it's also a rivalry game, and I've seen really good Texas teams get their teeth kicked in, so I won't take it for granted. It's a weird atmosphere. 

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  4. 49 minutes ago, skipmcgee said:

    It is a near guarantee that a 1-loss Texas is in the SEC championship game.  Would have to be some real bullshit with tiebreakers to prevent it

    What is this 1-loss do you speak of? It doesn't make sense to me. Didn't you get the memo? We goin to the top undefeated, son!

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  5. 27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

    I met him when I was doing media back in the day.  He came across as that weird kid in school who everyone just tried not to excite.  All the other writers either ignored him or talked to him in quiet, calm voices.

    I can absolutely see that. He comes off that way. He's a total weirdo who creates scenarios in his head about aggy. I hope you showered in the hottest water in case he got something on you. 

  6. I'm tired of seeing these posts like -

    "Michigan sucks, a Texas HS team could beat them. Their defense may be overrated"

    No, their defense isn't overrated. Our team is just that good. We don't have to find out how good we are next week. We found out today they're very, very good. 

    The only team that on paper that could beat us MIGHT be Georgia, but they're in our house, and this team is hungry. If this team stays focused and hungry, we're going to the top. We have the players and coaches. 

    Also, how fucking cool is it that Arch gets to go butt fuck Ohio State next year in their house? 

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  7. 2 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

    No, it's more like he forgot to sign the one he left me in his will. I wanted to see Arch make some plays. He's fucking awesome. Get him in there early and often this year. Next year he has to be ready on day one to lead us to a Nat'l Championship. He might need to be ready this year. Get him some playing time in the big games when a hundred thousand people are screaming.

    Next year he gets Ohio State in Columbus and Georgia in Athens. His legendary status will be set then.  

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