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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. What happened to the Penn St running back coach? Guy was a witch. I assume he got a raise and moved up a notch?
  2. For anyone with their head in the sand we all knew hiring RT was a bad idea because he's a bad coach. He only got extended as "reward" for making the elite eight with Beard's players. He's a good assistant, but fuck does he suck asshole as a HC.
  3. Man that sucks. I hope we can land someone who still has a relationship with Crowell. Really like his film. Either him or Cooper to pair with Osborne.
  4. Let me smoke some PCP and I'll show you guys a trick. I can fly.
  5. Someone talk me off the ledge. Semms underwhelming, but that may be because I wanted Mickens. How well does he recruit and deceloo😌? Rutgers meh
  6. Crazy ex can't get over the fact he left a program that has never done anything to a blue blood that has been his dream job. But sure, they've "upgraded" with a former GA just two years ago, and Schloss has been cleaning up in recruiting. But they're fine. No stalking from them. At all. Such a sad bunch of losers who will slither back to their mean where they belong.
  7. Yeah, that WR, correct? I'd bet he decommits within a month or so. Why would a WR want to go to an offense that barely throws the ball? I'd bet Jerome Myles got a pretty big NIL package, otherwise it makes zero sense why he would go there. I bet he hits the portal after year one or year two.
  8. You OK, fam? I'm a little worried about your mental health.
  9. The best part is he called himself the best RB in the class and his X account at one time said 5* RB. Lulz As long as he called himself Joker, I'm all for it.
  10. Well they're wrong. We will pay more because we can. Maybe aggy should stop being poor. Land him and either Crowell or Cooper and we're good to go.
  11. Doesn't his mom live in Austin? Huge advantage if true.
  12. All of this. Need them on the opposite side and let someone else deal with them. That's the biggest thing.
  13. Dawg, I love that we won, but this was the same team that beat our ass by 17 a month ago. Yes, it was in USCE, but this team won the NC, had 57 straight wins, and we beat them by 4. This is an huge upset. The Moody is a fierce environment, but don't think this won't motivate them more, but as it motivated us when we got our ass best to the tune of 67-50.
  14. Imagine our lady horns winning the conference in their first season. The lulz would be unparamount. The teara would flow like the salmon of Capistrano.
  15. He's gone. Fuck em. He's no longer taking up a scholarship for a player that will make an impact.
  16. Oh it gets better. They've convinced themselves he'll transfer to them after one year. Not even joking.
  17. Gerry is pretty convinced this dude will/should be a 5 star when all is said and done.
  18. He really didn't think one through. Or...maybe he meant it in the literal sense because that's what they do.
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