Everything posted by William Bludworth
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
We don't need a portal TE, we get Endries back, and Washington, Winston, Townsend. If we get a portal TE, something has gone terribly wrong. We also have that kid we flipped from Minnesota coming in, who I think was a great pick up. I like Midwestern TE's.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
This is the best way. If guys are hurt, play someone else. That's why you recruit elite players, so they can get playing time when someone in front of them gets injured or plays like shit in a game.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Exactly. No one except us. We also have the #6 SOS while beating two CFP teams. If they want to keep holding on to the UF loss, then that's fucking dipshittery. That was week 5, we're in week 12. The loss was brutal, but who gives a shit? Most teams hadn't found their footing at that point yet. That's what pisses me off. That, and the "third" loss, which shouldn't count since 1. It wasn't a conference game, and 2. It was the most watched game of the season, I believe. They made money off of it. If they can't see we lost by 1 TD but we also had 200 more yards in their home, I don't know what to say. Why even bother scheduling teams like that if we get punished? Yeah, I love them, but I love wanting to have a chance to see my team win a NC more. So if dropping a marquee game like that needs to happen for us to get in the CFP, so be it. Schedule Rice. I'm fine playing whomever. It's not like you and I are making money off the marquee games, so fuck it.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
LSU and Tennessee don't just suck, their teams are barely functioning, at best. They're both horrid. Heupel is shit. LSU is below microbial shit. That entire program needs to be gutted just to get back to looking like they have neurons firing.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Yep. Fucking LSU runs their mouth as much as aggy and they couldn't even throw a forward pass. Dipshits. Aggy ran their mouths, got their teeth kicked in, played a fucking dog shit schedule, AND were gifted the ND "win.” I can't wrap my head around why they're ahead of us in conference—by 'they,' I mean ou. Aggy, sure. 1 loss in conference, but their SOS in conference is #13. OU and Vandy? FOH. We beat ou by 3 scores on a neutral field. Fuck this committee if they don't see why we should be in. I guess teams don't get better later in the season. The argument can be made because we lost to Florida, but that was week 5, we're in week 12. We lost to Georgia in their place that they were favored in. I guess beating ou on a neutral field is just meaningless. Same with fucking up an undefeated team by double digits in the last game of the regular season is just "it happens." What a joke.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
This is worst part. Although, I think only two of the three will make it. Vandy, imo, isn't making it.
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Oh, for sure. I don't care who they beat. Arky just sucks, this team is full of morons from coaches to players to the AD. A clown show of cosmic proportion.
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The stupidest team I have witnessed in forever. I thought we did stupid shit. We aren't even in the same stratosphere of dumbassery. Holy shit. Just wow.
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Auburn is an absolute clown show lol. Ineptitude and dumbassery don't even begin to describe that program. Anyone who fell for Hugh Freeze's bullshit deserves their punishment. At least they have the best looking pussy in the conference, because outside of that they're irrelevant.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
In fairness, rooting for Auburn isn't bad at all. Seeing Bama fail + Deboer get a reality check = the good shit
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We have life!!!!! Punch it in, Auburn!
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Yep. But then somehow we always end up shooting ourselves in the dick with just one last game to win and we're NC bound. 2001 2008 Its pretty baffling.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
You're being kind. He's worse than Jackson Arnold. Think about that. He's a bottom-feeder who wasn't supposed to play, probably ever, and they had no choice because Nussmeier is both hurt and sucks.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Flashback to 2008 where we should have made the NC incoming... College football is both amazing and maddening.
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God damn lolololol. Literally no one can catch for Auburn. Coleman finally makes a catch and their dipshit RB can't catch and results in an INT. Just unbelievable at how bad a lot of SEC teams really are. Line of scrimmage league. Big humans. Holy shit lol.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Yeah, but Tennessee is dog shit. Like, they are abysmal. Ou beat them. The same ou that was in a rock fight with an interim HC with no offense. Huepel needs to go. He's peaked. He cannot coach in the SEC. He recruits top-15 talent and still cannot do shit. Nico Iamaleava is a total bust and transferred. Aguilar led them to 8 wins. Who's next to lead the mighty Huepel's?
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
I'm sure there are people, and probably on this site that predict an upset. No way that happens. The talent gap is wider than Riley Reid's rectum. Indiana, like you said, will end up in the playoffs and get matched up with a team that will kick their teeth in, and then it'll just be whistling past the graveyard like all is fine. If you schedule such a weak ass OOC schedule, you should be punished. I'm not saying schedule Ohio State or another blue blood like us, but for God's sake grow a pair and schedule at the very least Arizona State/BYU/VT. Just someone with a name. Austin Peay? Really? Just unbelievable teams actually schedule them, get their shit pushed in during the CFP, and act like their trajectory as a program is going up.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Me either. Actually, I expect it.
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Coleman is just a non-factor tonight so far. Not to mention Singleton has sucked, and the rest of the WR corps can't catch, either.
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
Absolutely pathetic.
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Awww shit, Auburn is showing signs of life! If Deboer loses to Auburn, I wonder if he thinks about leaving Bama? He's never faced this kind of adversity before.
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Yeah, he's almost a lock, which I personally disagree with. I don't know if the pundits have any pull or not, but hopefully it helps and causes chaos. I love me some chaos and villainy.
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I mean, even the pundits are talking us up for the CFP. They want us in.
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Lolololol Auburn. I feel that in my soul