Funk Doctor Spock

Jesus Christ. It's like they expect year 1 to be NC contenders. They're too impatient. Gotta keep up with the Joneses. A competent HC will build his team over time, but that's not what they want. They're babies who want it Now! I don't want to wait for year 2, 3, 4 to build a roster. Gimme gimme gimme. God damn. It's like dealing with kids on Adderall.

Wait, didn't they win 9 games this year?

Having family members graduate from A&M they're 2%ers. They don't make up shit and make excuses. They know their deficiencies. They're big time donors, but they know they're behind Texas in a big way, but they still do what they can. We always rib each other each Christmas when they call me a tea supper and I call them sheep lovers. They're cool as shit, and super fucking hilarious. I wish they would get on this board y'all would like them. They're like bizzle but don't travel to spotty Vancouver. I'll try again this Christmas to get them to sign up. Like me, they're into self deprecating humour. The only issue is my cousin is dealing with muscular dystrophy and needs around the clock care, but she's aware. She does read the boards and finds them hilarious, so it makes her happy.

#1 you're an aggy

I'll miss you, fam. #DBU

I just saw a third year QB struggling to find his read and overthrow his WR's, or miss their routes. I really thought he would single-handedly lose us the game. And then I realized we hade the #1 defense in the nation for a reason, and every absolutely balled the fucked out. I was so tense my gummies didn't work that's how badly I wanted to beat those assholes. God our defense is God-level. Sorrell. Burke, Simmons, Collins, Broughton, January, Mukuba, Taaffee, Mcdonald, Muhammed, Barron. Holmes, and the list goes 3 deep. To say we're blessed would be an understatement. They've sweat blood, sweet, and tears for this program and they will be rewarded with an NFL contract. We're gonna miss them, but we got ballers coming in. We do it the Bama way, not the Georgia way, who has only been to the CFP 3 times. 2017, 2021, 2022, and that's it. Sure, they have as many titles as Clemson, but we have a coach who learned under both Pete Carroll and a Nick Saban. We're now at rgw elites table it wasn't an aberration from last year, we're in the SEC CCG, and the playoffs in year 2 in the supposed "hardest conference" It's not hard to recognize we will win a NC or 3 with Sark at the helm. I have full faith in the man for what he's done, and his recruiting has proven he's dedicated to getting us there he will not stop.

So one time on each of these and all of the sudden he can do it continuously? 1-2 times is great, but why didn't he do this more than once or twice?

Goosby has has that spot locked up for at least 2 years. If Fasusi is smart he'll learn from Goosby and Flood and still get some PT

You're still a man of the lord doing his work

Name?

We cannot win a NC with Quinn, unless our D is just that dominant. He's a hindrance to this team. He sets us back to the stone ages. He's not built for anything other than HS, and as we've seen he can't hold up in college, but he thinks he can make the NFL? LOL K. Sark is only being loyal to him as a farewell. He knows Quinn isn't winning us a NC unless the chips fall in our favor. He's a mediocre to below average QB. Always injured, can't hit the deep ball, struggles outside of his firdt read, self-sacks. He won't be in the NFL for long. He is too fragile mentally and physically. Arch, OTOH, is bigger,stronger, more mobile, and more accurate. Oh, and he he can actually hit the deep ball with accuracy without our WR's having to look around if it's overthrown or underthrown. Next season will be a breath of fresh air. I'm glad we're still in it, but that is all on the D. And Wisner. Quinn can't even find Bond or Moore for Christ's sake.

Aggy is now crying in their own locker room knowing daddy came in in year one and made the CCG. That has to hurt so badly, and I love it so much. 12 year head start and nothing. Year 1 for us and we are 11-1 a victory at the vaunted Kyle Field...AT NIGHT BAH GAWD.

We gonna be ready for Georgia this go round. If Quinn starts, we're playing with both hands tied behind our backs. If Sark is such a genius instead of an autists, he would actually utilize Manning in passing situations rather than telling the offense "hey, qb sneak, just a heads up!"

Broughton, baby!

Time to go fuck Georgia up next!

Bruh. No. He will fumble it or fall down.

We are two retarded teams playing slap fight

God our defense is fucking siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!!!!!! So elite. They're the only reason we will make a run at a NC. Ewers ain't it. He's below mid. He should be paying for Tulane. Wrong TU

Quinn can't even either throw an accurate pass to Bond/Wingo, or goes away from Golden, and side arms every God damn ball. Perfect.plan, Sark.

Don't worry, Elko, Quinn and Sark will help you out.

We are so retarded we were up ny 17 and Quinn fucks us with a pick 6, then our fucking shitty punter can't punt. We are a clown show. Sark is a genius? Lol k

Every game it's something with this fucking shitty offense. Someone explain to me how Sark is a genius? I've yet to see it in 4 years.

Kern is fucking dog shit

Kern needs to go. The blockers need to go. Replacd them. My god this team is a nightmare to follow.

Give a reserve to Bond or Wingo. God damn Ewers is trash.