Pat McAfee licks Rosie O'Donnell's dick hole dildo as a snack before bedtime. I hate him. He's horrible and annoying. He's slightly funnier than Jimmy Kimmel, who is labeled the most unfunny person on television. Saban is OK. He shows no emotion, except in Vrbo commercials, which are admittedly funny with his dry sense of humor. I wish he would move to Fox.
FOX noon kickoff is superior, imo. I do still hold a grudge they replaced Reggie Bush with Mark Ingram, but otherwise I enjoy everyone else. Yes, even Urban. Plus FOX has Joel Klatt, whom I love. Even when we are dripping, soggy asswater, he still loves us. I hope he's really Jesus. I like Brady and Matt. They are too good looking, but worth their salt, too. Dave Portnoy can sit in a bathtub and slit his wrists for all I care. He's useless.
ESPN comes off as too serious, and I miss the old Lee Corso from a decade ago. Their panel of Kirk (love his two new golden retrievers, Beau and Peter. Rest in peace, Ben) comes off like he's being held hostage by Hamas and reading from a teleprompter trying to use his dead eyes as Morse code for help. Rece Davis is forgettable. "Stanford Steve" is the worst fucking nickname not named "Booger" McFarland. Desmond Howard is cognitively delayed. We all know this. Also annoying. Chris "The Bear" Fallica is as useful as having seven fingers to try and jerk off with.
Move Saban to FOX, kill McAfee, Fallica, and Howard.
Herbie and Fowler are good commentators for games, though. Same with Joel Klatt and Gus Johnson for FOX.
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