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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Matt Rhule should take over at Colorado and leave Nebraska suffering for eternity. Corn sucks, but I have nothing against CU.
  2. NM. Someone already made a valid point.
  3. Why would Kiffin go there? He'll probably make the playoffs and Ole Miss has the money. He's always everyone's first, but I highly doubt he wants or will go to that circus. Same with Jedd Fisch. That place is more radioactive than Pripyat. What about Gus Malzahn? He knows the SEC, and he's not bad at UCF.
  4. Yeah, that Tennessee team looks lethal on offense, but they've also played no one, either. Regardless, it's hard to deny the eye test. Their QB looks like the truth. I've heard they have a solid defense, too. Good luck lol
  5. What are you on about? Everyone here is a doctor...a lawyer...also a nurse...and an expert in hydraulics.
  6. Seriously, tho. Right now we have four 5 stars, and that could go higher with Smith Orogbo (assuming he moves up since he's right on the cusp), and Michael Terry. Six 5 stars should realistically put us in the top 3.
  7. I wonder if this staff is still pursuing Kade Phillips, or if they're aiming higher? I really can't believe we're out of the desert after being there for damn near 13 years and we're sitting at #1. This staff is relentless, and I cannot wait to see who else they flip later on. We're firing on all cylinders.
  8. If he's been following aggy for 50 years, he's gotta be in his mid to late 60's, right? I truly thought that guy was in his 30s or 40s.
  9. He's slow to react to the play. He's basically a "see guy, hit guy at full steam". But he's gotten much better that previous seasons. It only took him 6 years.
  10. Now I want one... Tht would look dope as fuck in the man cave just for sitting around turning the knobs and pretending the Beav is slaying puss when not saying "Aw schucks, dad!"
  11. Good thing they're terrible at drafting QBs, anyway. Quinn would be wasted at either place.
  12. About damn time. Took those hookers long enough. Once Michael Terry commits we'll have five 5* commits, and possibly more if they move Smith Orogbo up. He was close last time.
  13. NGL, I actually dig me some Gunsmoke. My dad would have it on in the living room when he was doing whatever, and I would go in there and watch it with him. It makes me miss him even more. Such an amazing human being. A true cowboy. The man loved him some Clint Eastwood. RIP, dad.
  14. About fucking time. Also, regarding Atkinson, maybe we can trade for Justin Williams and Joseph Jonah-Ajonye
  15. It was in jest. Every site has older users. Reddit has 73 million people and never ending subreddits. I have no idea about Discord, other than it's a wasteland. No need to get cranky, paw paw. Maybe it's time for your vitamins and a nap. It's almost 11. I'll tuck you in.
  16. Got damn. I didn't realize how much older people on this site are than me lol.
  17. You have many more years and we have many more titles ahead of us before you're gone from this mortal coil, my man.
  18. I honestly don't personally remember that, but maybe they do. I just can't see it due to their struggle against USF, which I think will still be used against them. But who knows? I don't understand the AP Poll, anyway.
  19. If Bama wins, I don't see them jumping from #4 to #1, but I can see them jump to #2. 3 spots would be ridiculous, even if it is a prime time game to watch. If UGA wins, they're jumping to #1 and us back to #2, which is fine. Either way it'll be a 1v2 match-up when we meet on Oct 19th (unless Bama wins then it'll be #1 vs #3/#4).
  20. Hell yeah. To all those bitches ahead of us, this is who we are now. This is what we are.
  21. The fuck we aren't going 17-0, son. This team will curb stomp those pussies the rest of the way to the NC victory. Our offense is lethal and unstoppable, our defense in the run game is good, and our DBs have ascended to heights we haven't seen since 2000-2010 (thank you, Scotty Hazleton). Ball hawks. Our LBs hit like freight trains. Yeah, they miss the gap occasionally, but it'll get fixed. Thank you Nansen and Baker. Our only concern is RB. But so far they're dawgs and getting tan, rested, and ready to pile drive those mobile home living, dirty street urchins. NC = pussy What does this team want? Pussy. Pussy is undefeated, man. Get with the program.
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