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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. 32 minutes ago, Js1 said:

    Excuse you I am also a virologist, a foreign policy savant, a ballistics expert and a world renowned athletic trainer.  I know more about football than Sark will ever know in his life.  You think Jerritt Elliot can coach a volleyball program? psh, only because he consults with me. 

    Well, I know you personally recruited Maddy Skinner, and for that, we're all indebted to you. 

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  2. 1 minute ago, statsman said:

    I understand the sentiment, but no HC is leaving a B1G school ($100K per year in media rev) for a B12 program ($34K per year). That extra money is used to hire support staff for scouting and analysis. Thats why the life of a coach in the B1G and SEC is so much better. 

    OH, definitely. It was more of a wish than reality. Even a terrible NU is far better than a Big 12 anybody. 

    I said if in another thread, but maybe CU can hire Gus Malzahn. He's a proven winner, but the only problem is recruiting at CU would be a tall order compared to Florida, where there's athletes literally everywhere. 

  3. 13 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

    He might be frustrated with coaches getting poached every off-season as well as his perceived best players. He has a longer runway to fuck up at Ole miss than Florida for sure but he would be paid handsomely at Florida. He was petty close to taking the auburn job from reports. 

    Jedd hasn't stayed anywhere very long and it's known he's from Florida.  Would he leave? I don't know but he's not about loyalty. 

    So who do they get? They aren't going to take a chance on a chadwell. The next hot coordinator? Ex SEC coach that was previously fired? What's the play here?

     

    That's a good question. Maybe they do swing away and go for Odom, who would be a great coach. And yeah, it does suck that people poach Ole Miss players, but it also shows how good Kiffin is at evaluation. Kiffin and Florida just don't seem like it would work, just because of the time he would need to truly get that place in order. 

    There's really no one out there at the moment that their fans are going to be satisfied with. No Sark, Deboer, Smart, Lanning's. Maybe they can poach Brian Kelly lol. I'm sure LSU fans would be happy with that. 

  4. On 9/14/2024 at 11:08 PM, Butch Had Not said:

    Odom, kiffin, or Jedd the next coach?

    Why would Kiffin go there? He'll probably make the playoffs and Ole Miss has the money. He's always everyone's first, but I highly doubt he wants or will go to that circus. Same with Jedd Fisch. That place is more radioactive than Pripyat.

    What about Gus Malzahn? He knows the SEC, and he's not bad at UCF. 

  5. On 9/15/2024 at 10:09 AM, ChiTownDoc said:

    You had me at ‘last year’.  At this point, just hoping TN doesn’t turn us into FSU before we play you guys.  FML

    Yeah, that Tennessee team looks lethal on offense, but they've also played no one, either. Regardless, it's hard to deny the eye test. Their QB looks like the truth. I've heard they have a solid defense, too. 

    Good luck lol

  6. 4 minutes ago, nbmishoid said:

    No doc here, but oblique strains are throwing injuries, well known in baseball.35 day avg recovery time for pitchers, 26 for position players.Don’t know how those translate here.  Probably lucky to have him by OU.  Can’t play til this is fully healed, else reinjury.

    What are you on about? Everyone here is a doctor...a lawyer...also a nurse...and an expert in hydraulics. 

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  7. 1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

    Awesome. Feels like our commits never get the 5th star. 

    Seriously, tho. Right now we have four 5 stars, and that could go higher with Smith Orogbo (assuming he moves up since he's right on the cusp), and Michael Terry. Six 5 stars should realistically put us in the top 3. 

  8. 2 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

    That antique 42” plasma has a beautiful 720p picture though.

    Heck of an upgrade over the first TV I saw in 1950.

     

    IMG_4074.jpeg

    Now I want one...

    Tht would look dope as fuck in the man cave just for sitting around turning the knobs and pretending the Beav is slaying puss when not saying "Aw schucks, dad!"

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  9. 5 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

    Get the hell off my lawn. And you call that music?

    I’ve already had my nap. Though, in my defense, I’ve also walked 12 miles and lifted for an hour and a half. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go watch some Gunsmoke reruns. 

    NGL, I actually dig me some Gunsmoke. My dad would have it on in the living room when he was doing whatever, and I would go in there and watch it with him. It makes me miss him even more. Such an amazing human being. A true cowboy. The man loved him some Clint Eastwood. 

    RIP, dad. 

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  10. 5 minutes ago, Doc Daneeka said:

    You’re on a freaking message board, not Reddit or Discord or whatever the hell other place an old person would think younger people used to talk about college football. 

    It was in jest. Every site has older users. Reddit has 73 million people and never ending subreddits. I have no idea about Discord, other than it's a wasteland. 

    No need to get cranky, paw paw. Maybe it's time for your vitamins and a nap. It's almost 11. I'll tuck you in. 

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  11. 2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

    Prettt sure we jumped from 4 or 5 to 1 when we beat OU in 2008. And that was with more of the season baked. 

    I honestly don't personally remember that, but maybe they do. I just can't see it due to their struggle against USF, which I think will still be used against them. But who knows? I don't understand the AP Poll, anyway. 

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