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William Bludworth

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  1. I love their thought process of "errrbody" every year. Yes, they will have a top 10 class with some dudes. No, they won't get everyone they think they will. They will still be behind us. All in all it doesn't matter because they could have the 2000 Ravens and would still end up in the Cheez-It bowl.
  2. Isn't that Fallica? If so, he's 1 donut away from having a diabetic coma on screen.
  3. How many of you gangsters from this forum are at the game? I thought about going, but backed out. Now I wish I would have done it. Oh boy, now I get to go to Starksville instead! Yay!
  4. Damn, son. GT ST doing work. We should hire their guy and send Banks packing. The money can stay. Hey, i said that before the games began. These are getting it done so far.
  5. Yeah, it's lost all of its meaning. It used to mean something, but people who don't even watch or care about Texas do it because it "looks cool" for TV. They're dumb.
  6. I actually had this same thought. I expected some reaction, but it's like some weird glitch in the matrix happened.
  7. Was awesome. How can anyone NOT pull for these guys?
  8. Pat McAfee licks Rosie O'Donnell's dick hole dildo as a snack before bedtime. I hate him. He's horrible and annoying. He's slightly funnier than Jimmy Kimmel, who is labeled the most unfunny person on television. Saban is OK. He shows no emotion, except in Vrbo commercials, which are admittedly funny with his dry sense of humor. I wish he would move to Fox. FOX noon kickoff is superior, imo. I do still hold a grudge they replaced Reggie Bush with Mark Ingram, but otherwise I enjoy everyone else. Yes, even Urban. Plus FOX has Joel Klatt, whom I love. Even when we are dripping, soggy asswater, he still loves us. I hope he's really Jesus. I like Brady and Matt. They are too good looking, but worth their salt, too. Dave Portnoy can sit in a bathtub and slit his wrists for all I care. He's useless. ESPN comes off as too serious, and I miss the old Lee Corso from a decade ago. Their panel of Kirk (love his two new golden retrievers, Beau and Peter. Rest in peace, Ben) comes off like he's being held hostage by Hamas and reading from a teleprompter trying to use his dead eyes as Morse code for help. Rece Davis is forgettable. "Stanford Steve" is the worst fucking nickname not named "Booger" McFarland. Desmond Howard is cognitively delayed. We all know this. Also annoying. Chris "The Bear" Fallica is as useful as having seven fingers to try and jerk off with. Move Saban to FOX, kill McAfee, Fallica, and Howard. Herbie and Fowler are good commentators for games, though. Same with Joel Klatt and Gus Johnson for FOX. Thank you for slimming through my TED Talk.
  9. Michigan runners are what I wish we had. Haynes/Marshall are a force of nature.
  10. That's fucking greatness. Hang it in Louve!
  11. Whoa. Fuck off about Theo. That dude comes off the top ropes with some hilarious shit, and his stories are otherworldly. His story about growing up a kid with no arms, but he would get you between his chin and chest still cracks me up.
  12. I think Gud Williams either had a stroke or we just saw early signs of dementia.
  13. Someone point me in the direction of that Dave Portnoy BYU striped sweater. Also, I fucking hate when they pick games and it's ALWAYS like a TD/3pt difference in the games. It's like they don't watch how football works. Don't ever let anyone tell you CTE isn't real. See above on scores for proof.
  14. God damnit, Marcus Freeman. I hate that you are the HC at ND, but damn if I don't like the dude.
  15. Nice. I always have a soft spot for them. They're one of those teams that unless you're UGA, how can you not pull for them (if you aren't part of the conference)?
  16. I'm deciding between this or LSU/Vandy. I think this will be my focus. I'm pulling for GT to make the CFP this year I would take mid over NFL games. Plus, as I said above, I like GT and am pulling for them.
  17. The early game slate is mid, and that's me being optimistic
  18. I think a Hoosier is someone who throws chairs.
  19. Chimpanzees, please learn trigonometry and English tomorrow.
  20. For whatever reason, when I typed in #4 in my phone after his fouth, it just froze. Thanks, T-Mobile!
  21. Lulz. Pick #3 in the books. The ghost of Mateer has possessed Beck
  22. Is this the same officiating as the UGA/AUB game?
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