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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Add Jordan Scruggs and OTF will own the entire market. The kid knows his stuff, and his knowledge and reports are really good. I'm hoping Bobby can get him aboard at some point.
  2. When that Ohio State kid chooses us, we're in good hands. Take another 1-2 and we're cooking. It allows the younger kids time to learn and also get some action..especially Sharma. We'll be fine with Brevard, Shaw, the Ohio State kid with another 1-2 to groom the frosh on what to do and learn.
  3. Terry is going to play. He'll be a rotational piece to start off, much like Simmons, but will get more time as the season wears on. He's an athletic freak.
  4. Sorry, only Thai. We're working on distributing in English, Dutch, and German by the end of the season. Sit tight.
  5. Those dam. Bastards stealing rims and shit. Get a parking garage just for yourself to rest is baby.
  6. Fuck that. Go with a 1964 Aston Martin to flop out your humongous dick and let'em know.
  7. I think I knew that. I knew something was wrong, but just pushed it aside. Thanks for clearing that up.
  8. God I want that Ohio State kid. You know he'll fuck people up. Please make it happen, Sark!
  9. Huh. Didn't know Stowers went to Guyer. Damn good TE, but he'll be average at the next level. Regardless, he was very solid against us. And Billy Bowman, as much as I hate that dude for flipping to ou, did end up pretty good Appreciate you guys for educating me Guyer.
  10. Well, falling down is great for us, not so much for the ou coaching staff. I can't wait for Auburn to realize they've made a huge mistake.
  11. Wrong forum. But I'm seriously surprised Pedo St was able to steal Jim Knowles from Ohio state. That's pretty incredible. Makes our win much easier when we fuck their skulls and inbred wives on the burning couches.
  12. He's coming here. Sark drinks Kirby's milkshake now. He sees Ant Hill and he he knows Bo Barnes will pair up nicely with him.
  13. Man I hope we hire the fOSU guy. He would make a huge addition, especially in the Boot. Akina is tanned, rested, and ready. Grab everyone from Ohio State, Notre Dame, Georgia, and anywhere else that has success. I'm kidding, but I'm also not. Meet James Simon. He's a fucking great RB who can run through tackles, had a freakish stop-cut and go. He's the real deal.LSU posters were pissed Kelly didn't go after him sooner. They were like "fuck! What is Kelly doing? This kid is elite!' They didn't even mention Harlem Berry, which makes me think Simon is probably the better RB.
  14. So basically our staff were too much of a pussy to try. I remember reading CTJ (I believe) saying once Bruce saw our coach he knew he wouldn't be sending his kids there. He literally laughed at how bad we were.
  15. God,I'm a dumbass. I meant Tramon Mark. Fucking idiot, ban user.
  16. Appreciate the lesson. I now remember the Matthew kids all goi g to aggy when Mike Sherman was there. Dude was an o-line whisperer. Sucks Bruce sent them there, but I get it. He didn't want the stank of inept coaches like Strong and Herman, so it makea sense. I doubt they would have turned out to be who they were had they come to Texas, and as hard as it is to admit, they chose the right path, especially with a guy who was known to coach them up.
  17. Gideon is a wizard with the safeties. Love that dude now.
  18. People seem to forget his impact. Without his knowledge, who knows how good the defense would be. Same with Kenny Baker making Collins a possible day 2 pick, and Broughton actually getting drafted.
  19. Meh. Someone correct me, but who was the last Guyer kid that panned out? I'm genuinely curious.
  20. Give me Tyler Atkinson and all of the Buford kids. All of them. Atkinson can look at Ant Hill and see where he can play, especially since Hill will be gone to the draft in 2025. An open spot for him to take advantage of. I hope the staff is selling that to him. Imagine Atkinson lining up next to Bo Barnes. That's just filthy. Then add in Lefau and we're deadly.
  21. Hey, I take time off. I do hafw work to do. But when my thoughts start creeping in about our team, I can't help it. Endorphins hit hard and I just can't help myself. We wandered the desert for so long I'm giddy knowing we're now a force to be reckoned with, especially with NIL. It's just so new, and we're one of the top 3 dogs.
  22. Can't wait for this kid to hit campus when he graduates. Trey Owens will be a baller, KJ Lacey will ball out, and Dia Bell will get us over the mountain top, like Arch, or even any of the aforementioned. Sark has done an amazing job recruiting QBs and WR'S/TE, and Choice with RB. Flood and his o-line will get better. We're just now beginning to assert our dominance before Sark and co lift the trophy. Not once, not twice, but possibly 3 times. James Simon will be a bad motherfucker. Don't sleep on this kid. He's the real deal. From now on, we'll be a top 3 recruiting classes. It's who we are now. Get used to it.
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