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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Damn that’s grim outside of a few
  2. Absolute freak athlete. If he doesn't go before the second rd, the NFL as a whole is retarded (they are, I know).
  3. Out of sheer blind optimism, I want to believe we can retain DW. MM is a solid corner, but he's not Travis Hunter. There's been plenty of times he's been beaten, and Clemson absolutely abused him on live TV on 5 seperate occasions, ans he got bailed out because Clemson decided to run up the middle on fourth and all they had to do was target MM where his guy was wide fucking open. If he leaves, ok, I guess. Be a pussy elsewhere. We're not lacking in talent on the DB side of things. Plus I think Santana Wilson will be a stud across from Kobe Black. I'm more surprised that Jay'vion Cole left. He could have earned a starter position at a blue blood, but these kids will never learn. He's a whatever makes him happy if he likes moving from portal to portal as much as Bear Alexander, whom I truly believe will either go undrafted or 7th rd at best. No NFL team is taking that dude before the 6th round. Shut, he's already a bust and Lanning is desperate that he took him. That's beyind sad. But thankfully Lanning is retarded and doesn't care about locker cancersat this point. It's also hilarious how hyped up the rematch was, and it was so, so gloriously awesome. Seeing Lanning be put in his place actually made me laugh because, you know, fuck Oregon.
  4. He could honestly be on Fentanyl, coke, xanax, etc. If he's truly using "drugs", let's remove weed from that list. Whatever he's taking (allegedly) it's more than just alcohol. And apparently has a temper, too, which we all see how that works for people.
  5. You had me, and then I spotted the mistake; you're confusing players. DeAndre Moore went to St. John Bosco, while WR corch, Chris Jackson went to Mater Dei.
  6. I wanted to touch on this, actually. Give credit to Scotty Hazleton for the DBs improving, as well as adding Mukuba. Nansen is LB/DL
  7. Surprisingly, I'm sober. The worst part of my day.
  8. Shocked. He was a dumbass during his recruitment. Sure, I'm glad we took him from aggy, but he's chosen to continue being a dumbass. Ah, OK. I was pretty sure up thread there were people mentioning him to fOSU, and I was confused.
  9. Man, aggys sure are loading up with a ton of WR's to block for Marcel Reed. I mean, A LOT.
  10. Doesn't Williams and Downs play the exact same S position? I'm pretty sure both play FS. Why would DW go to backup Downs? Make it make sense.
  11. I personally don't care if MM leaves. I'd bet Santana Wilson is much better just due to lineage, but I do understand why people feel the way they do about him leaving. When you're successful, people will want your staff/players. Kobe Black opposite will be good. He's looked really good in his limited time. I always think about Beastie Boys- So Whatcha Want anytime I hear "vexed". Oh Jesus Christ. It'll be ok, just like it has been the last 2 seasons. We're always going to get/lose good players, and there's nothing to suggest otherwise.
  12. Mac Jones is the original Ethan Burke body model
  13. Sark is an offensive guy, so I highly doubt that he would have any input on the defense. I'm Sark's press conference he admitted Quinn wasn't healthy all season, so we can chalk that up to some issues. But it he didn't come back, we lost a few more games and our chance at the CFP, as good as Arch looked against the poors, he wasn't going to win all of those games. Right now, as we sit here, a 75% healthy Quinn is better than a 100% Arch based on playbook knowledge. Yes, Quinn made mistakes and self-sacks himself, which is fucking annoying to all of us; if Arch went in and fucked up a game just imagine how much our fan base would hang themselves. It's the Texas QB paradox.
  14. That's a 5 star smile, baby.
  15. Got damn that's bad ass! My love for him is eternal.
  16. Well, I don't like to wallow in sorrow. Sometimes you just have to go along in life, whether it's blind optimism, or opening a door for another chapter; you just gotta take gummies and turn on, tune in, and drop out.
  17. Why dio I keep reading this thread? It hurts. Maybe I'll do some self flagellatiom, and engage with some autoerotic asphyxiation and hope I die.
  18. A lot of us shit talking tOSU and losing. Damn. We HAVE to get better in the RZ. This should be statistically impossible to have the same issues from last year since this team has been together for 3 years. Maybe I'm wrong, but we have some serious issues, and it's not just because Baxter is injured. We make things harder than they should be.
  19. Whomever we face in the NC game gonna get wrecked
  20. Came in as a 5 star, leaving as a 5 star.
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