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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Dude is a freak, and he will play. He'll get bigger and stronger just like Collins did. He's a special player. Unless Kobe wants to be shoved in a locker, I suspect it won't be an issue. Thank God we had Colt. He was a one man show. With that 1 second left on the clock will forever haunt Nebraska. That helps me sleep at night.
  2. He should wear this any time he's recruiting any Polynesian player.
  3. Honestly, and I'm being serious...I wouldn't mind OTF if they hired Jordan Scruggs. Seems like a decent dude who is a good contributor, writes good articles, and has actual sources.
  4. Commas, motherfuckers. Do you speak it???? Bragger braggington here. In a show of irony, they should do it at their vet clinic that they're so proud of.
  5. Might I suggest PCP? Your thinking will take you on a journey, as well as having the strength of 10 officers.
  6. I really can't believe we're doing this groundhog shit again like we've been doing the last 5 years under Sark. Turntine has been to Texas like 100 times; he's seen literally everything, so of course he wants to see other schools. We're landing a top 3 class again this year as the status quo. It's fucking January for Christ sake. We don't even start landing guys until June and July, and then some in August, and then guys who hold off until a later date. We lost Kade Phillips, who ended up as a 5 star on some sites after he decommited. Nothing is going to change under this regime. Man, y'all gotta chill. Watch some college BB and and let the staff do work. March Madness will be here before you know it. Same with our second Jr day, then spring game. We will finally get to see Arch. And then we fuck start fOSU's face at the shoe like we do to every OOC big time programs the last 3 years. We're back, bitches!!!!!
  7. Bro, seriously. It's almost hard to fathom. Without NIL we would still be wandering the desert and getting our asses kicked in the SEC. Now that we can get payers and landed the top class this year, shits about to get even more real. It really makes me wonder if we would have landed Arch without NIL. Hell, even Banks, Williams, and Campbell. know he (Arch) doesn't need it, but he wants to win. Now we can deliver that. All these 5* WR's, damn good to great TE's, Our defense has gotten better every season, made the semis 2 years in a row, so with all those new toys for Sark,PK,Nansen,and Hazleton to work with, we will almost certainly making the layoffs and we'll for sure reach the mpu t as I'm top at some point in less than 5 years,imo.
  8. All those WR's and no one to throw to them. They must have been paid a fortune to ruin their careers going to that shit hole.
  9. Enjoy Alabama State Also we don't need Tate. We have a plethora of WR'S with talent. And two 5* players who will play. I believe Lockett and Ffrench will be damn good this season, even as frosh. And we have a 2nd year of Wingo and Moore. Butler is suppose to be legit. We good.
  10. I'll get you high, so there's that.
  11. Absolute a perfect pass. Wingo, Moore, Butler, Lockett, and Ffrench gonna have the talent and hands for those deep balls. I'm excited to actually see a great down field pass,rather than a moon ball.
  12. Sorry, dawg, but I made that joke like 2-3 days ago. But it's still worth the laugh seeing we both share the same feeling the dude lol
  13. On wow. Appreciate you finding that. He seems to have just disappeared after Johntay was kicked off team,so I was trying to put two and two togethe; but.man, it's still so weirdi haven't seen him. Although., another posted posited that he could have changed his name since people were piling on about him complaining how much he's spent just to get os questions answered in front t of everyone,which seems stupid. It makes me scratch my was why anyone would pay for that when they could get Burnt Endz or Tree Fiddy. Some serious dumb people. Makes me think of that Carlin joke about the population
  14. Yeah, he would ALWAYS make comments, and they were always about Johntay. I always suspected it to be his dad, but who knows? And it's not Bobby's fault that dumbass spent his money there. Shit, I wouldn't. I don't need them to pull up a question that's repetitive literally every single day. It has to be a beating for Bobby and Gerry. It makes our fan base look like idiots (which every fan base does). If he wants his money to go to useful Texas stuff, it's not like he's unaware of Tree Fiddy and Burnt Endz. Or maybe he's just that stupid. Neither would surprise me. And him changing his name would not shock me in the least. Once that kind of pile on happens, you're a dead man unless you have thick skin, which clearly he doesn't.
  15. Bro, I'd add them together and it equals 6". That's totally average.
  16. We don't kink same on here. Grow up! Go to your room before I take off my belt!
  17. This would be a good test to see who's full of shit, and who might he right. Deion being a HC in the NFL is like Adriana Lima and Kate Upton showing up to my house, pillow fighting naked, and me growing two dicks; one for each for the entirety of a year.
  18. Seriously. What is with this guy? Is it a bit? Wrangler, too. He represents them.
  19. I shit you not, I just watched this stand-up 2 nights ago lol. Fucking hilarious. Whatever happened to that guy? Someone said he was a friend or relative or I thought he was his dad. I haven't seen that dude literally since the dat after Cook was gone. I envy him So, is this better, worse, or on the same level as talking to recruits?
  20. If we're being honest, had Bond not gotten injured, we may have had the best 4 WR's/TE in Golden, Bond, Moore, and Helm. I'd add WIingo in there, but it's kinda hard when you're only targeted 3 times a game. Next year, tho? He's going skull fuck db's.
  21. Every time I think of these # it always brings me back to Horton hears domestic violence lol
  22. You guys can laugh at your own peril, but it's not easy siphoning gas when your meth high runs out. He'll be an engineer in no time.
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