I don't know if the is satire or not but, I'm just going to name 5 stars by position of people who were super hyped up and we all know that are busts from 2015-2023.
QB:
Garrett Gilbert (DOA; wrong system, is blind)
Ryan Perriloux (meh at best)
Malachai Nelson (DOA; causality for this class) 2023
Connor Weigman (horribad; DOA) 2022
Rhett Bomar (DOA)
Mitch Mustain (bleh)
JT Daniels (DOA; journeyman)
Max Browne (DOA)
Spencer Rattler (DOA; a slight revival at USCe)
Gunner Kiel (DOA)
Blake Barnett (DOA)
Jacob Eason (DOA)
Shea Patterson (DOA)
Jeff Driskel (DOA)
Jevan Snead (RIP. Still a bust in college, imo)
DJ Uiagalelei (considered one of the biggest bust of all time. I saw some brainlet compared Manning to him. Derp) 2020
Sam Huard -(DOA) 2021
Drew Allar (not really a bust, per se, but he is far removed from his #3 overall rank) 2022
Nico Iamaleava (average. Potential potential potential is all I hear, but his #2 ranking says nah, son) 2023
Jackson Arnold (#10. Holy shit. Nothing to see here)
RB:
Johnathan Gray (injuries)
Isaiah Crowell (dumbassary)
Demarkcus Bowman (one of the most baffling recruitments and disappearances I've ever seen)
Jermie Calhoun (turd wrapped in queef sauce)
Demetrius Summers (DOA)
Darrell Scott (one of the most hyped and disappointing players at his position, ever. Thanks, CU!) 2008
Trey Sanders (DOA)
Zack Evans (lulz)
Kevin Grady (DOA)
Derrick Green (vaguely remember him)
Maurice Clarett (his own undoing)
Tavien Feaster (DOA)
Cam Akers (inconsistent at best, 1k rusher, but didn't tmive up to top 10 hype)
Zamir White (#[ RB lAbsolute suck. Only real RB ahead was D'Andre Swift)
John Emery Jr. (#1 RB one of the biggest busts not named Darrell Scott)
Rueben Owens (#2 RB behind Baxter. Gawd awful at his job. Averages close to 3.5 ypc with 3 TD's for his career. For comparison, Baxter averages close to 5 ypc)
WR:
BJ Johnson (#1 WR #7 overall)
Bru McCoy (likes to abuse women, sucks)
Johntay Cook (see below)
Darius White (fuck this guy)
John Chiles (I believe was a 5 star, correct me if wrong)
Fred Rouse (likes to catch felonies)
Weedy Noil (damage to frontal lobe, dumbassary)
Demond Demus (woman abuser, dumbassary, karma)
Dorial Green-Beckham (dumbassary)
Julian Fleming (#1 WR #4 overall) 2020
Whitney Lewis (#[ WR. sucked. Transferred)
Donovan Peoples-Jones (#2 WR. average. Had potential, but wrong system. Somehow is collecting a check in the league. Sucks there, too. Baffling) 2020
Terrace Marshall Jr. (below average at best)
Jadon Haselwood (colossal bust; never do horns down. Cursed)
Kyle Ford (turrible)
Kayshon Boutte (injuries and ducking)
Chris Marshall (#1 WR. People doing rankings are tards. fucking LULZ. Earned) 2021
Zachariah Branch (#7 overall. For his top 10 rank, absolutely not) 2023
Nyck Harbor ( #15 overall. speed demon. Has never broken more than 375 yards in a season. Has 5 TD's for career. He's here for now until he proves his) 2023
TE:
Arik Gilbert (#1 TE; consider him dead. At fourth school) 2021
Jeremy Ruckert (#1 2017, lack of stats/production)
Baylor Cupp (#1 TE. colossal bust for the aggies) 2018
Duce Robinson (#1 T/#19 overall. Doesn't play traditional TE, but numbers are still ked. Makes JT Sanders look like George Kittle by comparison) 2023
Oscar Delp (#1 TE; see Duce) 2022
Jake Johnson (#2 TE; irrelevant) 2022
Jaleel Skinner (#3 TE; irrelevant) 2022
Thomas Fidone III (#1 TE; average if I'm being nice) 2021
Tommy Kraemer (#3 ranked, ND. Fail)
OL:
Mason Walters (injuries and he was meh)
Foster Sarell (#8 ranked, Stanford Fail. Collects an NFL paycheck. Flummoxed) 2017
Tyler Johnson (woukd rather make trap house music, we'll never know if he can't play football very well. With third school) 2018
Tray Allen (gawd awful, may be due to coaching or suckery) 2007
Tommy Brockermeyer (fuck the Brocks. Deserved) 2021
DB/S:
Denver Harris (like to live on the edge and put others in danger. Dumbfuck)
Terrance Brooks (Slower than constipating a cement brick. Terrible) 2021
BJ Foster (holy wet turd, Batman!) 2018
Drew Kelson (don't get me started)
Eli Eicks (injuries and sucks collects paycheck. NFL is repeatedly stupid) 2020
James Williams (#10 overall, MIA Fail. Plays LB now. See above) 2020
Cormani Clain (#14 hissy fit, left CU, had to walk on at UF, earned scholly in Jan. Hasn't broken more than 13 tackles in 3 years, has 2 INT's so Far) 2023
AJ Harris (UGA DB #27 overall. Below mid)
LB:
Dylan Moses (maxed out in 11th grade)
Willie Williams (everyone knows this mf'er)
Ben Davis - (wet shit)
Brian Pickryl (I have to add him because of injury. Dude would have been a 1st rd pick had he not suffered that horrible injury)
Baron Browning (#10 ranked, did not live up to hype)
Robert Barnes (OU, sucked)
Marcel Brooks (colossal bust; tweener LB/DE)
Owen Pappoe (bust Hard) 2018
Justin Flowe (Man, huge, huge bust)
Harold Perkins (great frosh season, then he's been meh. Has never lived up to his #5 ranking. Not even close. Pretty much positionless since he can't play ILB or OLB because he's too small, and he's basically just a pass rush specialists. Has never once broken 100 tackles in a season. Compared to Ant Hill, he might as well be nonexistent) 2022
DE:/DL
Ronald Powell (Fail)
Eyabi Oki-Anoma (#3 overall. Saban's fault.) 2018
Adepoju Adebawore ( #9 overall.OU. Well below average for a top 10 DE. Maybe he's behind others, but he's done zero. South Austin's mom wouldn't fuck this ou scrub)
Trenton Thompson
Antonio Alfano
Byron Cowart
Darius James
Marvin Wilson
Korey Foreman (#3 overall) 2021
Leonard Taylor III (#4 overall) 2021
Gabriel Downlow-Dindy (#11 overall. Fucking Lulz)
Anthony Lucas (below average at best) 2022
DJ Hicks (#11 overall. Unless some force of good strikes him, he's terrible. Has yet to break 20 tackles)
Da'Shawn Womack ( #26 overall.so far a bust)
You get the gist, I'm tired of naming them, there's just so many. Also, I do not believe Arch will be a bust at the end of the day. He absolutely needs another season, but he won't be a bust. Even Andrew Luck sucked his first season. No, that doesn't make me feel better, nor do I believe he'll be Andrew Luck, but it does offer perspective to those who are panicking.