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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. I think it was Tennessee vs aggy for King, right? I don't remember if LSU was involved.
  2. How are they gonna get Jerome Myles when he's on our team? Stupid aggy
  3. Yes, but as a petty person, I would like to have this year's Isaiah Neyor.
  4. And hook-ups in the same bathroom. Just ask the drug dealer and client to be quiet.
  5. Are you married? Get a divorce if single, get to a gym. $7.95 plz
  6. For real lol. Bitches be catty and don't let things go. All married men have known this forever.
  7. Without a doubt. She *thinks* she's up there, but her "play" says otherwise. She's just so bad.
  8. And a whole bunch of other stuff that I don't eat. Well, I do like vinegar. Those packets from Long John Silver's were amazing when I was a kid. Is that place even still around?
  9. I don't. I use to like eggs, but I guess when I stopped eating them I grew to dislike them. The smell even makes me nauseous.
  10. Angel Reese is embarrassing to watch. That dribble someone posted a few pages back is so cringe inducing. Holy shit, it's hilarious.
  11. Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich? Yeah, but I just put mustard on mine. I think almost everyone I know adds mayo to theirs, but I just can't do it. Gun to my head and I still don't think I could. I'm traumatized by it or something. The smell, taste, the whole thing. That sounds pretty damn good.
  12. I honestly have no idea why I can't just suck it up and eat mayo, it's like the taste of it literally makes me gag. An ex of mine offered a bj in her dad's kicten if I ate a sandwich with mayo on it. I did it and it was not worth it. I should have seen if she knew how to give a bj. 0/10 would not recommend. French's mustard is the only mustard I truly enjoy. I tried Bijan's, but it has a weird taste, so now the bottle just sits in the fridge next to my wife's mayo and some champagne dressing.
  13. Wasn't DirecTV already having issues with ESPN, or was that Dish? I do Hulu with live TV, but they always seem to have issues with CBS. It fucking annoying. It's too expensive for them to be fucking up like this every year. I may just get Sling and an antenna for local channels. $40 a month ain't bad.
  14. To be fair, I fucking loathe mayonnaise. To me, mayo and miracle whip are one in the same. It's the devil's semen. I'm a mustard guy.
  15. I don't know about brain tumors, but it can cause liver cancer in dogs, which is why we stopped giving it to our pups.
  16. Rest in love, Norman. You were a good boy. I hope you didn't suffer from the tumor. Good speed, my friend.
  17. I just meant he got a good QB for a year, even though I know Burrow was at LSU for 2, but had 1 great season (and TBD on Miami).
  18. Does Owen Wilson not like football? I'd be nice to have more of our celebrities show up. It's not like we're lacking. Shit, even Jon Hamm.
  19. There's a theory that it doesn't matter because they've been running the Martindale scheme this entire time. Never mind Harbaugh's record before Stallions began putting on a mustache and calling himself Liberty Mutual detective. It has nothing to do with sign stealing, and all to do with "they've been doing this the entire time, guys!!!"
  20. Michigan's QBs are so bad they're throwing balls into the ground on a consistent basis. Orji and Davis are awful this year. There WR's are slow as molasses. Their TE is their biggest weapon and I highly, highly doubt he scores more than once. Their RB's are the definition of meh to mid. I have no idea how Edwards made the cover of NCAA 25. Their offense is just bad. Pretty much shut down the run and you're good. Sark will have a game plan that he's probably been working on for 9 months. This game has been circled. It's not like our players haven't been to a loud stadium before in a hostile environment. It's fine. These dudes will be prepared. Bama had more 1st-2nd round players drafted last year and we won by double digits over the greatest coach in modern history in their house.
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