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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Or maybe it's the Mandela effect and he exists in another universe that you didn't know you were in. Or...maybe today wasn't actually today, but our minds get altered with memories that never really happened, so each person in the Matrix are reborn with new memories and believing that what our life is today has always been our life. Also, as the ever thinking man Zhuangzi - Zhuangzi dreamt he was a butterfly , flying happily without worry. Upon waking, he wondered if he was Zhuangzi who dreamt of being a butterfly, or if he was a butterfly dreaming he was Zhuangzi . We live in an Infinite simulation where in one you are waiting at a light and a truck was coming to hit you and kill you so you close your eyes. Upon opening them,you now see the truck going past you. So each time you "die" You're beborn as yourself in another universe. So maybe the Adrian Walker you're thinking of was there in another universe, but you're self-aware to know he does, in fact, live where you think, but just in another universe. Don't do drugs like me, kids. Always look at someone else's problems.
  2. Don't be a tease. The suffering has to end. I cannot endure another year.
  3. How fat would you say someone who spells their name "Geoff" instead of "Jeff" should be?
  4. Jesus Christ to a lot of these comments about faustian bargains and shit. QE played because he knows the entire offense and has been a 3 year starter. Arch has started a total of 2 1/2 games this year. QE has his faults, but at the end of the day we had a chance to beat a team that returned all of their draft eligible defense and they stopped us. We literally could have gone to OT against the team that fuck stomped both Tennessee and Oregon. That's how good our team was. The fluke fumble for a TD was just that, a fluke. If we didn't score we lose by a TD to the team playing for it all. It fucking sucks, but shit, at least we showed up and punched them in the mouth. We held a fucking freak show of a WR to 1 catch for 3 yards, and their other best WR to 52 yards. That's their bread and butter and we took it away. That's called sound defense. After we shut them down they went to Tate, who got like 85 yards or some shit. They have what we should have had this year if Baxter doesnt get hurt in August, a two-headed monster RBs. We didn't just "shoot ourselves in the dick", we just got beat by a better team that night. That's it. Nothing else to ponder about. Could we beat them?maybe, probably, but we didn't,and now we have to wait to get our revenge game 1 next season. They lose a shiiiiiit ton of their entire defense outside of Caleb Downs. They lose their QB, like us, they will be breaking him in, but Arch has 2 starts under his belt,and regardless of who it was, he beat them. And just like they do, we have a shit ton of talent coming and already on campus as either rs frosh, rs soph,and true fish. We signed the #1 class, and a lot of them will play. We get Wingo,who's Arch's favorite target,DeAndre Moore, maybe, but highly doubt Golden, 2-3 of those 4/5 star WR's will be playing in game one. Also, we get Jordan Washington as a bad ass TE, Townsend who is a freak, and finally on defense Baker has give us 3 top shelf DTs, and so far we get Cole Brevard, and former 5 star Travis Shaw,who I believe will be well coached up by Baker and PK. We still have another portal window to add another 1-2 DT's. Alex January will be back and has played a lot of ball for a frosh. Secondary will be fine. Kobe Black isn't Jahde Barron, but Barron wasn't who he is until his 5th season. Black is a damn good DB. Hopefully Taafe returns, and Mcdonald has shown up a lot. JJ-R and Gilbeau will take that extra step like all (most) so. Williams will be back by the end of Sept, I believe. This team is oozing with talent. We're going to be fine. As for the Cotton Bowl loss. Fuck it. We lost and they won. Welcome to being a sports fan. We have the talent and the coaching to get us back to the CFP and win the whole muthafucking thing. Georgia got taken down in rd 2. We should have beaten them, bud we were still finding our identity in the first game, and the SEC championship went to OT and we lost on fade by a QB that only recruiting junkies had ever even heard of. As a sign of joy, we fucking killed Carson Beck's body and mind that he now has to transfer. That's some baller shit right there. We may honestly be ranked #1 going into the season because ain't nobody gonna beat these big nut, dong dragging on the ground motherfuckers.
  5. Oh I don't doubt that, but it did actually confirm it was when he was interviewed by the GM or whomever with the Dolphins. They asked about his mom being a prostitute (she's not), but it was a way to get a reaction and he walked out. The Dolphins fired him after it was released, I believe. Here's an article on it. There are several more, so I just picked one from a site I read. https://bleacherreport.com/articles/385246-dolphins-gm-asked-dez-bryant-if-his-mother-was-a-prostitute
  6. Agree on both. Man, those fumbles really screwed his draft stock. I don't know if it's a mental thing, or his arms just aren't strong enough to hold onto the ball when the defenders are constantly trying to rip the ball out# which they did, more than it should have been.. Going going back to last year he fumbled, too. Even with Baxter we just chalked it up to him being young, but at this point it has to be something else.
  7. Now i underrated the Shaun Rogers comparison to Sharma by Gerry. Holy Christ that is one big dude.
  8. Gerry mentioned the staff would take his commitment immediately if he wanted to to commit, if that means anything to you,
  9. Wow. You may actually be right regarding speed, but I wonder if they even care about that since his production isn't great, he fumbles a shit ton, and how his interviews go. I've seen him speak before games and he's a smart kid, but these guys in the NFL ask ridiculous personal questions to see how you react. It's pretty fucked up. I remember when Dez Bryant brought it to light. I was like wtf? They go deeeeep into your personal life, issues with team, learning quickly, etc, and he almost transferred out one time. I doubt that last one matters, but IF he gets drafted I would bet 6th-7th rd.
  10. Max Merrill hasn't dropped his respect my decision, yet? Is that guy like 30 by now? Wow. I was unaware that logic was allowed on this board. Now I'm fired up. Time to feed myself some fentanyl intravenously and wrap my head around this.
  11. That's a bold choice, cotton. Let's see how this plays out for our new UDFA
  12. Yeah, he's heen practicing at center for emergency purposes (think Hayden Connor when Majors went down), but that's just their emergency replacement just in case due to Cruz still learning, and Robertson is just kinda there, but is capable. Cruz will, or at least should, replace Robertson at some point.
  13. By Wednesday, I believe. After Fridays game they have 5 days.
  14. I would love to see these aggies take the PCLR test just to see which ones are true psychopaths, sociopaths, and narcassists. All psychopaths are narcassist, but not all narcassists are psychopaths. There are psychopaths who obviously don't murder, but they also don't feel empathy for others. Their lives are just "there" and mimic others like a learned trait. They have to be grandiose, etc and so forth.
  15. Wingo, like you said, busted his ass. Dude was a great blocker, and I expect him to even better with Arch distributing the ball around, but Wingo will be his guy.
  16. The fuck? Arch and Wingo have the best chemistry on the field. According to Bobby and Gerry, Bond will probably not be back, and it isn't to enter the draft. They said subtly that he doesn't hang out with any players on the team and even when walking through it's like he's going through the motions. They basically said he ain't coming back because Sark is cutting him loose.
  17. I love how Wiltfong just "knows" in January that aggy has a great chance to pull in the #1 class. Gotcha, Wiltfong. No need to take official visits, folks. The oracle has told Wiltfong the future from January to December.
  18. Holding both Jeremiah Smith AND Emeka Egbuka to 3 yards for Smith, and 51 for Egbuka. That's how you defense.
  19. Yeah, Rodney Terry for sure getting fired after next year. Good recruiter, horrendous HC.
  20. You know who wouldn't drop that motherfucker? Matthew fucking Golden and Gunnar Helm.
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