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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. I really, really, really want that Steelers/Falcons game. I want to see Bijan and Kyle Pitts (FF).
  2. Man, it just sucks for FSU. It's a shame they fucked up and we're doing fine. Cristobal went the Orgeron route with a rent-a-QB for a year. Let's see how he fucks that up, and then goes back to his mean of 7-6.
  3. This will never not be hilarious, and it sums up his tenure. But hey, at least he upgraded the Facilities Facilities Facilities!
  4. One day ISU will fire Matt Campbell, hire a decent coach, and actually beat Iowa at least every other year.
  5. Texas - 31 UM - 13 Quinn throws for 315 yds and 3 TD's to Bond (1) Golden (1) Wingo (1), and one of Gibson/Blue/Wisner rush for 1 TD, Auburn hits a 42 yard FG UM receiving yards - 102
  6. I think most start out as 4* until they start digging deeper. Jerrick Gibson at one time the #1 RB in the class, and slipped to #3. It's stupid. Dia Bell was the #1 QB at one point, too. Then it was that kid who committed to Georgia. I think Bell will still be a 5*, but I don't know if all of the services will keep him there. It's fluid.
  7. I'm currently in a rut and need more football to get my mind right. Where can I catch some CFL? I used to love watching them.
  8. FacilitiesFacilitiesFacilities, guys!!!!! Don'tcha know that's what recruits care about????? Never mind Mack didn't do shit with ours and we had fucking cardboards for their gear until Herman got the upgrades. Yet somehow we were still able to land top 1-3 recruiting classes before the collapse. But Facilities.
  9. Our secret weapon is Barron. The dude even lined up next to Ant as a LB. He's a cheat code at this point with playing a more modern Tampa 2 defense with some new wrinkles thrown in. Gbenda ain't afraid to woodshed their RBs. Ant is a freak, Moore, Sorrell, Collins, and Burke can be freaks. Collins and Broughton together is a nice combo. Collins is even dropping back. And that's just the vanilla stuff. Having 3 safeties out there to nullify the middle stuff, Holmes and Muhammed are sticky. I feel really, really good about this game. Not even a little bit nervous which I usually am. It's crazy just how different this team is. We also have the advantages of Quinn in year 3, a stacked and talented roster of WR's, 3 capable backs, with 2 speed backs and Gibson as a pounder. 2 TE'S that can catch, and Shannon who is a long ass hard nosed blocker. I think Texas wins this game by 2 TD's or more. After Michigan subs their first team D, Sark will hit them in the middle or deep, doesn't matter. Wingo, Golden, Bond, Bolden, Cook, Moore Jr is absolutely filthy. Our o-line, especially the tackles are great, and Quinn can get the ball out quick over t by the top.
  10. I think y'all forget Grant Gunnell started out as a 5 star, but was relegated to a 3 star by his senior year in HS. So they already knew he was below average.
  11. God, that was hilarious. That shit didn't look like gatorade to me. It looked like whatever was supposed to come out of his ass made it's way to his mouth.
  12. Norvell apparently is still in the good graces of the AD, and I believe he signed an extension, which is hilarious in hindsight. The funny thing is, Gerry said he ran into an FSU guy who said this year's defense is probably better than last years. Lol k. Only we can make that claim, son! If FSU isn't 6-6/5-7 at the end of the season I'll be floored. They can't do any worse than their frosh QB who was a top 50 recruit.
  13. But think of this - No matter how bad DJU is, he still had a better performance than Connor Weigman.
  14. Even Bobby and Gerry said this morning that DJU is worse than Garrett Gilbert. Gerry was baffled at DJU's ranking since he's never been an accurate QB.
  15. Dude, the legit thought Weigman was a higher draft pick than Ewers. They're delusional. Oh, and their cute nicknames like SEWERS, but then ol Wiggy went out there and shat a turd that even they can't polish.
  16. It wasn't us, it was Bama at the 4 spot. Bama is the team to blame.
  17. Or once Will Stein leaves after this year. Rashaad Samples can fuck his own face and I hope he's "reassigned" since he does nothing.
  18. Bobby out here being a bummer comparing Sark's team's speed to tOSU. He fails to understand that Sark can actually coach his talent and has better QBs/WR combo.
  19. Hello Kevin Wynn and Myron Charles!
  20. Thank you so much for the kind words. This is why I love this place. It's more than sports. It's almost like a family, truly. Football took my mind off despair for a little bit, but I still have all this stuff lingering in the back of my head. My wife just casually walks around like she didn't just ruin my life. This isn't her. This isn't my wife I've known for almost 20 years before we were dating and married. She was sweet, humble, amazing. Now she's cold and I feel like a leper. Losing everything in 4 years has just taken its toll on me. I'm so grateful that I can spill my guts to all of you and I get words of encouragement.
  21. I think Gerry went back and forth about whether or not Georgia or LSU had the best o-line in CFB. He would anoint one of them every time one of them were brought up, followed by Texas is in that conversation. It's a theme on Coffee & Football. It's a weird one, but whatever. I don't buy it. They both, like us, showed that any line can be dominated at some point. We'll see by the end of the season when we're crowned NC
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