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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. I mean, yeah, we're not good, but we won't a single game? Jesus that's grim.
  2. Oooooo. I'll walk into traffic if you show the board your puss-filled anal warts.
  3. You got me there, pleb. Now go sit down to pee, pussy.
  4. The only issue with the pass pro is Quinn getting the ball knocked down too many times this year.
  5. Same. I just want Ryan "I kidnap little kids" Day to cry. You summed that up exactly how I feel.
  6. Is that supposed to be some kind of insult.? Work smarter not harder. I think you should go back to TexAgs and tell your story about how you insulted a sip, but leave out the part where your labia is inflamed.
  7. Yep. We have equal talent. Howard waa sacked 3 times, threw an INT, not a singke WR had a 100 yard game. Jeremiah Smith went 1-3, Egbuka 6-51. Our secondary is elite. Our defense sis elite. They thought they could come in and dominate us like they did Tennessee and Oregon and got a lesson on what playing a real tea n kooks like. What's this "we" shit? Are you suiting up, or are you one of the retard adult men who wear a players jersey out in public? I'm guessing the latter.
  8. I think Sark's offense is catered more to Arch's strengths rather than Quinn's. But Arch wasn't ready yet, and you don't have a QB competition with a guy who is winning (regardless of their faults ). Sark made the right call and we went 25-5 in the last 2 years. I can't wait to see what Arch can do (his deep throws are money, and he can escape the pocket (.
  9. Yeah, I think you're right. Dude had "his guys" that he looked for, rather than trying to find an open man. Wingo was open a ton of times, and it pissed me off. However, Arch gets to throw ro Wingo, Ffrench, Lockett (who's a fucking freak(, Moore, Jordan Washington, hopefully Amamri Niblack and Aaron Butler (whom the staff absolutely loves).
  10. Shit, I do both lol
  11. Let's not forget Connor Brewer and Garrett Gilbert. God said - Let Texas football wander the wilderness for 12 years so they appreciate what they onde had.
  12. Oh yeah. He and Wingo have a connection. Add in Lockett And Ffrench * Moore and we're cooking. That beautiful deep ball to Wingo will be nuts.
  13. Why are we the only team with elite players that even score from the 1? Is this a Sark issue? It's absolutely crazy dumb we are are 4 years in and it doesn't work. Sark needs to stop being stubborn and hire a great OC. It's clear he can't be a HC and|or a HC.. This madness. We are either the dumbest team, or it'sva Sark/Ewers issue
  14. Targeting Wingo 1-3 times a game has to fucking stop
  15. God our defense is so sick! We held rbwm to 21 points until until Quinn fumbled (shocker, I jknow). I'm not adding that last freak TD). They met their match and found out this wasn't a team they want to play against. If we had Baxter, Wianer, and Blue we win. But God damn I'm so fucking tired we once target Wingo just 1-2-} times. Maybe, Sark, you should probably get him reps?.it's absolutely criminal Wingo got 1 pass thrown to him. We're gonna miss Helm. So let's hiooe Jordan Washington. Is ready and Townsend comes in already a freak. Golden caught 2 passes ;that one handed catch was insane, legend.). I hope he zones back (wish casting. We lose Banks and Cam. But Goosby ha looked pretty awesome, and Baker will take over at RT. DJ Campbell will be back, as will Hutson. Now it's up to Robertson or. Cruz to battle it out for C. At least Blue was the standout. I didn't see that one coming. Regardless, they don't want to play us again next season. They're losing all of their seniors, breaking in a frosh QB, and losing both RB'S., andl Emeka Egbuka., Donovan Jackson?Definitely), maybe Carson Hinzman (draft definitely;) Tegra Tshabol (draft eligible(, and Josh Fryar (definitely) Thier entire defense that are seniors. They return Caleb Downs. But their interior and edges are gone. Regardless, they now respect us I bet the media slobs both of our our knobs since we're the ones who went tow to toe with them, and iit was close.. We shut down their WR's in Smith (1 for 3 yards) and Egbuka (5 for 50 yards). We're the only team to do that. No close to 100 yards for either RB's. it hurts. But we gotta keoo the building classes and it'll be our turn. Next year will be better with the deep ball accuracy. Ou defense will be fine. But it will be hard as fuck to replace Mukuba and Barron. Kobe Black has looked damn good, we get Jelani Mcdonald back, and Muhammed. We both Hill and Lefau back. Lance Jackson is going to put some poor soul on the cart. I bet we get a Travis Shaw and Cole Brevard who will work o-lines. We all good, fam.
  16. Next yeae we're making the final and winning t that trophy! Arch ain't losing no games. He's gonna get revenge against Ohio State first game of the season and urinate on their field while Wingo plants the flag on their logo.
  17. He got us from 5-7 to 8-5 and then 2 CFB semis in a row. I tip my cap to him. He has his flaws that we have all pointed out, but he literally put us within 1 score of each game to make itt to the finals. We won 13 games with 3 losses. I hope he will be welcomed bsck to campus whether he transfers or goes to the NFL.
  18. Maybe learn to take a joke before being a cuck. I bet you and your wife enjoy shopping for pots pans and which carpet would look better under coffee table..
  19. I bet we end up #3 when all is said and done. tOSU mowed through their opponents and then they met their match. You know that will go into it. Yeah, we lost by 2 TD's, which one was a freak play and it should have been 21-14 at the end, but it is what it is.
  20. Much respect to Caleb Downs. Kid is an absolute first rd player, and it wouldn't surprise me if he makes All-pro. You can just see players that you just know they have "it". He does.
  21. God I wish I could hate Sark, but I can't. He's too fucking nice. I want to see a Saban killer instinct. He's trying to emulate Pete Carroll than Saban.
  22. I know# but if we had our own crew it wouldn't have mattered. But of course we have the ACC (ATLANTIC COAST CUCKS) reffing our game.
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