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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Oh shit. I completely forgot he called for Vandy to win. Give that son of a gun some more uppers and let's fucking go!
  2. Sark should hire D'Anton Lynn to a support staff. He seems legit. If Perkins were next to Ant, holy shit. Too bad he's on a shitty defense. But hey, I'm glad he's not at aggy to give them some semblance of hope that they have a good player. Without their tears, we would shrivel up like an aggy weinie standing next to a woman.
  3. Wow. Not as great as Wardell Mack's, but a hell of a catch.
  4. It's nice to see that Gibson working out with Bijan this Spring has made a difference. He looked hella quick in that video of them.
  5. I'll give Corso the benefit of the doubt today that his dementia slipped up and his cognitive function was working like he was in 2005 when he said we are winning the National Championship and aggy would lose today.
  6. We have a fucking sick WR corps. So much speed. We're climbing to the mountaintop this year, boys.
  7. And yet you morons eat it up every season. Every year is "the year" the sleeping giant awakens! It's just one loss, guys! Wait until you play teams that have actual QBs that can throw a forward with accuracy.
  8. He's an absolute freak. And we get another one in Jonah Williams next season. Damn I'm glad this dude realized he would be wasted in that cow pasture by the Brazos.
  9. It looks like our only obstacle is to beat Georgia twice to get a bye in the playoffs. That's gonna be tough. I can see us splitting the series. If I have to choose, I'd rather it be in the SEC championship game. Ou is shit, Arky is shit, and aggy is shit. We're beating Michigan. They look like shit, too.
  10. That's the best part. They get winded easily
  11. Damn. I didn't know his dad was on IT. Ouch. But there's a reason Sark said nah, I'm good, fam. Dude is terribad
  12. Do you guys member when Wiggy said he's beating Texas, guaranteed? I member
  13. We're never getting these precious hours back from having to watch this. I would have rather watched Roseanne Barr lather herself to Hall & Oats than have to re-watch this.
  14. We are going to go full on Jerry Sandusky on them at Listeria field, and I am here for it.
  15. Exactly! It made absolutely zero sense, and yet, now he wonders why he's coaching an unranked North Carolina team.
  16. Hell, even Auburn is putting up a 70 whopper, while Oregon is struggling to win a titty twister fight with Idaho
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