Everything posted by William Bludworth
-
BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
I may be misremembering, but I'm almost certain our defenses were top 10 even in his last season. He was the only bright spot on that coaching staff. I look at Muschamp the way I look at Gruden, but also differently. They both eat, sleep, wake up, and obsess over football; Muschamp, however, can actually coach. He's been around everywhere and knows this conference. Even Atkinson is amped about the hire. I'm sure most of the defensive players from GA and FL are. Probably all over the SE. He's a dude, and he gets fired up. That's what we need. Someone to tell a player they done fucked up and it won't happen again. Coddling is done. This is no longer a resort, this is pain. Sark seems dialed in and I don't think any of us have seen him this way. That mf'er will win a NC in the next 2-3 years. Bet.
-
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Sounds like more of a Cricket club than football lol
-
2027 TE JT Geraci
He's not. He once won $55k and he got into a fight with his wife and he threw all the money out of the window over a bridge going over Memphis to Arkansas. He told her if she wanted the money go find it. He pays the bills. Lol. He onde played golf with no shirt, no shoes, no pants, but had his cigarettes at a Branson, MO golf course. He once passed out at a hooters in NC. He refused to go to the hospital and had no ride home. He was forced to spend the night in jail. He once walked into a strip club and told the waitresses the bill was on him and he left. He got the bill and it was something like $100k. He didn't even blink. In college he arrived too big at 235 lbs, so he decided to go on a diet. That diet? Jack Daniels and popcorn. It worked. Dude has a herum of topless women. It's insane. He's such a fucking weirdo cool guy that he wears topless pants. In 2014, Daly showed his admiration for the female form by rocking a pair of brightly covered pants festooned with silhouettes of naked women. They were classy naked women though. The kind you’d see at the beginning of a Bond movie, not the kind you’d tip with singles. Dude gambles like he's dying tomorrow, which I can see why. He thinks water is for pussies. He once told fans he only smokes two packs a day, not three, so he'll be ok. Fucking legend.
-
NIL Recruiting News Megathread
I love how they know all about our shit, but lack the self-awareness to see how shitty their own team is and got taken to the woodshed by us and lost to Miami at home. The vaunted Kyle Field. Toughest place to play ever. And they scored 3 total points. Maybe they should worry about how they're going to manage to get 8 wins and get back to their mean. Never mind we've been to the semis twice, but don't let that stop them for pointing out one year we didn't make it and we will still hafe double digit wins.
-
OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Nah. Fuck him. He pulled a muscle rubbing his clit too hard, too many times.
-
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Sheppard lost a ton of weight while in JUCO and literally looks like a small TE or WR. He looks...weird. You know how when really fat dudes lose a lot of weight too quickly and they end uo looking like stretch Armstrong? That's him. Earle got shoved out of Bama because he's terrible at his only job. He must be a lawyer. Adeleye talked so much shit and karma said fuck that, you'll spend next year at Sac State just for existing. Edit: Aaron Donald was always muscle who didn't look it, but man, hve you seen that dude lately? Good god he looks incredible. This is Aaron Donald now. The literal opposite of Sheppard. Donald doesn't stop working even in retirement. Beat DT probably all time.
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
We're going on 180 months, so another 180. The weirdest thing is Mark Mangino has been carrying for 300 months, and he doesn't seem to be slowing down.
-
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
When Elko inevitably passes on in the next 3 years, I want aggy to promote Holmon Wiggins to active HC just for the lulz and their misery. Or they could pump him up like they did their baseball coach who took the number 1 team and dismantled it. But he was the real architect behind their success. We just missed it. Schloss was just the helicopter coach, not a "real" coach.
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Wow. I totally forgot about that guy. On the real, my uncle knew him and said he wss a really good guy. I can't bring myself to make fun of the deceased, especially when outside of football he was supposedly a good human being. Rest in peace, Terry.
-
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I'm not picky. Shower, shitter, wherever the lord takes him. Although I'm doubting he can shower or shit on his own. I feel really, really bad for his home health nurse. The smell alone. Can you Imagine? I would rather inhale methane from a deceased body.
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Aren't they the same person?
-
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
Dope. I trust Dabo's recruiting which is why I found it weird that they list him as a three-star. Lol, OK. Clemson's record may not be good, but y'all sure as hell have good players. I still can't get over the fact you have three possible first round picks at WR and the bottom fell out. Did two out of three get injured? I watched a game where I saw Williams come out, but I think he went back in. Man y'all are absolutely loaded. There is absolutely no reason at all for your season. None.
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
Which is both weirdly a miracle and also scary to think something like that could walk into your home, eat all of your food, and there is no way to stop him. Not even a crane could move that amount of mass.
- 2025 Super Tuesday Bowl Game Thread
-
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I was aiming for at least 3, so lets go with every year he's alive he gets a $5m raise. So yeah, one year. Two tops. Give him some incentive to stay alive. It's not like they know what to do with money, anyway. Might as well just give it to his family until they too die of a massive stroke.
-
Tell Me About Texas a&m
The one thing I'll say about my aggy family is they are 2%ers. Very successful, but also very realistic. Hell, my cousin even said Miami would beat them, with my uncle chiming in he was right. They were talking about how they robbed ND of the win, and then Texas came off the top ropes. They said that's when it dawned on them they have played no one, and the one team they did destroyed them. They just plainly stated there was no way they were winning a CFP game after having to make a miraculous comeback against a 4-win USCe team, barely escaped a 5-win Arky that Texas pummeled, beat a hapless Mizzou with a third string QB, beat a coachless LSU, and barely escaped against a 5-win Auburn. They knew. We watched it together and it was brutal for both teams. Neither should have been in the CFP. Cristobal is so fucking bad. Elko is about to have to rebuild, which as far as I know he's never had to do before. We all just sat there laughing at how bad both teams are. I'm just glad they don't make excuses and shit. They're real people who don't live in fantasy land. Reed is worse than I remembered. I thought maybe it was a one-off against us because we're just better all around, but nope, he's dog shit. They better figure something out soon because they won't be making the CFP again in the next 3-4 years. They have to let Reed walk. Literally any QB on their roster has to be better than him. He's less than a scrub.
- 2025 Super Tuesday Bowl Game Thread
- 2025 Super Tuesday Bowl Game Thread
- 2025 Super Tuesday Bowl Game Thread
-
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
If God exists, he'll do us this favor and have the aggy brass sign him to a lifetime contract with no buyout fees if he ever decides to leave. Each year his salary gets bumped up $1m until he dies of a coronary heart attack in his shower.
-
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
I'm over the whole PK is gone stuff. He dug us out of the grave, I'm grateful for him, he's moving on, we're better for it. We can't keep having shitty secondaries praying our front 4-5 can constantly get to the QB, or hoping our Edges/LB like Simmons, Umeozulu, Terry, Lance Jackson, Spence, Bo Barnes, Ty Smith, or Orogbo can keep pulling rabbits out of their asses and kill someone. I'm actually surprised Sark is keeping Orphey since our DB's looked like asswater so tainted that chlorine tablets couldn't clean it. Travaris Robinson will make a damn good safeties coach if Muschamp ever gets around to hiring him. I want to see what he can do with Zelus Hicks, Xavier Filsaime, Jelani McDonald, Jonah Williams, Graceon Littleton (if he's not moved to corner full-time), and JJ-R.
-
OU Recruiting 2026: Burnt Vegetables
Yes, but if he came here he can help us score against them, and that will make up for his lack of production against daddy. If he doesn't come here it means he either sucks (he went to ou, so we already know that), we don't want him, or...that pretty much nails both options.
-
Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - This Is Fine
I saw a video title from OTF about Clemson safety Khalil Barnes. Anyone know how good he is? I know nothing about him, but he's rated a three-star as a transfer. Obviously the coaches know better, especially considering Mosley was a "three-star" and he balled out. Same for Trey Moore, who did well at his time here. Not a world beater, but we definitely needed him and he delivered. @Doc Sam Beckett What can you tell me about Barnes? I have no idea if he would even come here or if the coaches are actively recruiting him.
-
Bijan Robinson is special
Pitts is underutilized simply because all they want him to do is catch, and he's a pretty good blocker, but look who's running the team. Why they drafted him is beyond me if he's only getting the ball passed his way 3-4 times a game (with the occasional 5-6), and most are for 5/6 yards. If Bijan were anywhere else he would be the top RB in the league, instead they just don't know what to do with a generational talent, so they pair him with a scrub in Allgeire because...reasons. Imagine Bijan on Philly's squad, Detroit, Seattle, or hell, even Tampa Bay (that's just my dream speaking), he would be even more incredible. Saquon says Bijan is the best back in the NFL, and so did Jonathan Taylor. Coming from those two, it's hard to argue. Although I think I would have Bijan, Saquon, Jahmyr Gibbs, and McCaffrey 1a, 1b, 1c, and 1d. In no particular order. Dude has 1,250 yards rushing @ 5 ypc and 6 rushing TD's to go along with 800 receiving yards and 3 TD's. He has over 2,050 yards from scrimmage and 9 TD's. How do you fuck that up? To put that in perspective, Saquon has 1,072 rushing with 7 TD's @ 4 ypc and 273 yards receiving and 2 TDs for 1,345 yards from scrimmage and 9 TD's; Gibbs has 1,102 w/ 13 TD's rushing and 560 yards receiving w/ 4 TD's for 1,662 and 17 TD's from scrimmage; McCaffrey has 1,039 rushing w/ 9 TD's and 849 receiving w/ 7 TD's for 1,888 and 16 TD's. Only Bijan has over 2,000 all purpose yards and is on the worst team. As for Pitts, he's a great pass catcher, but they rarely ask him to do much else, so he just tries to find someone to block. The Falcons are an absolute shit show that make Dallas look like prime New England. Honestly, I wish Harbaugh would have gone there. He at least knows how to use the running game and TE's. It's hard to pull for Atlanta when they're run by morons. Between Arthur Smith and Raheem Morris, I don't know who is the shittiest. Neither coach earned it, and they have no offensive identity whatsoever. When your TE has more receiving yards than your #1 WR, you're going backwards.
- Bijan Robinson is special
Football ...
Basketball ...
Baseball ...
Other Sports ...
Futbol ...
🤫995🤫 ...
Gambling ...
Movies & TV ...
Music ...
Hobbies ...
Lulz ...
Food & Travel
...
Daily Texan ...
Business & Markets ...
Cloak Room ...
Help ...
For Sale ...
Board Discussion ...
Advertise...
Tailgate Donations
Back to top