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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. If Bama wins, I don't see them jumping from #4 to #1, but I can see them jump to #2. 3 spots would be ridiculous, even if it is a prime time game to watch. If UGA wins, they're jumping to #1 and us back to #2, which is fine. Either way it'll be a 1v2 match-up when we meet on Oct 19th (unless Bama wins then it'll be #1 vs #3/#4). 

  2. 2 hours ago, victory88 said:

    Fuck yes.  I hope this team takes on the villain mentality bc we’re about to get a ton of hate from other fanbases.  Sark needs to become Darth Vader because I’m ready for us to fuck his up not only in the SEC but nationally.  These fucking assholes have had a decade of Texas is back jokes.  We’re back alright, go grab your fucking lube because this is going to be painful.  

    Hell yeah. To all those bitches ahead of us, this is who we are now. This is what we are. 

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  3. 6 hours ago, Paul Wesley said:

    I could put this "told you so" observation on any of about 20 different threads, but I'm putting it here.  

    For nearly four fucking years, every single fan of an SEC school that I know has made it a point to mention to me how "Texas is in for a big surprise," "Texas just doesn't have the linemen to compete in the SEC," "Texas doesn't have the depth to compete in the SEC," "It's a different caliber of athlete," etc.

    etc, etc, etc

    But here's the thing that none of those people took into account:  Once Texas joined the SEC, there were a whole bunch of 4- and 5-star kids who would have gone to an SEC school instead of one in the Big 12, but suddenly Texas is going to be signing those kids, because they no longer have to weigh the advantages (great city, alumni support, top-tier public university) against the disadvantage of playing in a 2nd-tier league.  

    So yeah, the Texas teams of the Strong/Herman eras would have been outmatched.  For fuck's sake, they were often outmatched in the Big 12.  

    I'm not predicting any kind of 17-0 seasons or whatever... the odds are overwhelmingly against that happening.  

    I'm just pointing out that our detractors (and there are a lot) never took into account the fact that SEC Texas is likely to have a monster roster in a way that Big 12 Texas was never going to build.  

    The fuck we aren't going 17-0, son. This team will curb stomp those pussies the rest of the way to the NC victory. Our offense is lethal and unstoppable, our defense in the run game is good, and our DBs have ascended to heights we haven't seen since 2000-2010 (thank you, Scotty Hazleton). Ball hawks. Our LBs hit like freight trains. Yeah, they miss the gap occasionally, but it'll get fixed. Thank you Nansen and Baker. 

    Our only concern is RB. But so far they're dawgs and getting tan, rested, and ready to pile drive those mobile home living, dirty street urchins. 

    NC = pussy

    What does this team want? Pussy. 

    Pussy is undefeated, man. Get with the program. 

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  4. Just now, closetohumping said:

    Just sayin Tebow was an awful passer and a better runner. 
     

    Arch looks like Eli with wheels?

    Eh... I don't know about that one? He seems more aware than Eli, but Eli was also on average Ole Miss teams, so maybe?

  5. 49 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

    You’re comparing Arch to Tebow?

    Just as a bigger QB who can run. 

    If you read the last part it says "He's kind of his own cat". So, no, I'm not comparing more than just being a bigger QB. Arch is in his own house. And like I said before - I don't know who he reminds me of. Do you have any suggestions?

  6. 13 hours ago, Rickylovesweed said:

    Manning definitely has the better arm. 

    But they're both similar in the way they scramble and make guys miss. Deceptively athletic in space. Both also have a knack for creating plays off-schedule (see his first TD pass against CSU). 

     

     

    Yeah, I agree with both of those, but that's where it ends. I'd say he's more Tebow talent-wise than Mamziel. But right now I can't really think of a qb that he reminds me of. He's kind of his own cat. 

  7. 2 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

    I feel bad for Quinn.  He's been so good for this program and I was really hoping he'd win the Heisman. 

    Here's to a speedy recovery.  

    I'll bet he's back for ou. We have ULM then Miss St, and then a bye. He'll have 3 weeks to heal up, and if it's a grade 1, which is what people are speculating, we're good. It's just 2 games, and after that he'll be back and continue his rampage onwards to a Heisman win. It's just game 3. Once we reach week 8 no one will remember him getting hurt in game 3. This isn't even a setback for that award. 

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  8. Yeah, the o-line will be a question mark. We know Goosby will be fine. Campbell will be back because his NFL grade won't be high enough. Center will probably be Robertson/Cruz, which I have no idea how good either is. Cole Hutson will take over for Conner. The only true question will be RT. Will it be Cojoe or Baker?

  9. 50 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

     

    UT has one National Title in my lifetime, and it took a generational talent at QB to pull that one off.

    UT has a very talented qb room this season. Hopefully one of them steps up and leads this team to the promise land 

    Ewers has the talent. I truly believe it will happen. Manning is a prodigy, and the weapons he has around him is absurd. Next year as a full-time starter, he'll have Cook, Wingo, Moore, Niblack, Lockett, and Ffrench. As well as whomever Sark brings in from the portal, which we know he will. 

    The defense will be fine. We'll add more DT/NT from the portal, January, Bryant, (hopefully it he can stop eating) Mitchell, Sharma, Charles, (probably) Sims, (hopefully) Wynn. I know I'm missing a few on the DL that's already here. 

  10. 49 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

    it would have been funny to see both fan bases rooting for their team to lose so the coach can get fired.

    I think Norvell just signed an extension lulz 

    I mean, I get it, I guess, but for a guy who is too reliant on the transfer portal and not HS recruiting should not be getting an extension. JMO. Now the warts are showing, and it's not pretty. 

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  11. 1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

    I love this team. We are so deep it’s amazing. I still have a few questions to be answered though:

    1) What happens when our secondary faces a qb with a pulse?

    2) Will we be able to run the ball against top tier teams? I hate that we don’t run more than we do.

    3) Can Quinn stay healthy? 

    4) Will we be able to get out of our own way? The false starts are getting ridiculous.

    1. They'll get better. Georgia is currently the only team that has a WR's with a pulse. 

    2. I suspect we will. Gibson is looking as advertised and is already a year ahead of where he should be. Blue will be back, and Wisner is a dude. 

    3. Who knows? Every time he's been hurt he's come back and done extremely well. 

    4. Those should get cleaned up. Cam Williams is still getting used to being a starter. The second half of the season and he should level up. It's just game 3. We get a bye before ou, so that's plenty of time to watch film and clean things up. I noticed a lot of players watching on those IPads of previous plays, so they're self-motivated, which is a great sign. 

  12. 4 minutes ago, speed817 said:

     

    Absolutely beautiful catch. I see his hands, as well as Bond's, have taken the next step. Both catch with their hands and not their body. Same with all of our receivers. Chris Jackson was such a baller hire. 

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  13. 1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

    Yep, VY, Ewers and Arch the only three. Trevor Lawrence was .9999

    Sweet. I remember Lawrence being a .9999. Honestly, he really should have been a 1.000. I don't know what the knock on him was, but it was dumb. 

    Anyway...all your 1.000 QBs are belong to us. 

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