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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. 37 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    They are also treating a one run victory in baseball the same way that they count their close losses in football as victories: We're just 9 points from being 9-0.

    They're not nearly the same.

    In football you usually only get one game. In baseball, you play a series to more thoroughly establish the better team. Win two, you're better. Win three, you're dominant.

    One point wins in football are not terribly common. One run wins in baseball are far more common. If one team manages an extra run with fewer hits to win, that's a sign of the excellence in every phase of play. No runs are awarded for number of hits. In fact, a low run to hit ration signals something bad about your team and its management.

    They think they almost swept us. Anyone else paying attention sees that the full measure of the Aggies has been established.

    Most teams, when swept, feel humbled. Aggies feel robbed by the conference commissioner, the umps, and toxic evil. 

    Did you see where Elko said the defense won on X. He fits right in with those tards.

  2. 30 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

    I think that's likely the best way to consider any multi-syllable word used on an Aggie sports boards.

    That is most likely true. English is their their third language, after regard and derp

    11 hours ago, Wishbone said:

    That is the craziest part. As amazing as they are at failure in sports going on 100 years, they have always cheated. It would be hard to imagine they could be worse had they not cheated.

    There's no way they're cheating now. They're poor. 

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  3. Sucks tbat Quinn, but he did it ot fo himself. Self~sacking. Terrible in the pocket, to get hit, throws moon calls, relies heavily on the short game. It is what it is. Throwing from is back foot . He needs a lot of coaching. Hee deserves his flowers taking us oir of the dark ages and taking us to two semi finals, but he needs a lot of work. It wouldn't be a surprise me if he was cut. 

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  4. The SEC doubted us. They said we were soft. They said we couldn't handle it.  Now the  excuses.  We  have  broken them. Made the SEC championship. We're #1 in baseball and have taken out the so-called "powers."

    Now what's their excuse?.  We gort an an easy schedule according to aggy. We've take down LSU, Georgia, Ole Miss, Aggy, etc

     Who's next? No one wants a piece of us. There's a reason we're #1

     We waited. We were doubted and we were ranked #20. Then started kicking down doors a bearing everyone we played to crumble the part that they're on their knees sucking.  We played without our best. vA--Rod  played dinged up and still whipped their asses.

    Now we have a regional to fuck up other teams. Wait for Beyleu to come back and now tthey're in fjcking, big trouble. Mendoza is on fire, and he's not all the way healthy. Beyleu is about to hang Homer's, and Volantis is gonna close out those pussies. We make the superrs and then the CWS. We're the nightmare they fear. It's time we win, kick everyone's asses.

     

    Dearroy everyone in our way amd lift that trophy. Our time has come. 

    With the #1 class coming in next year we will own the SEC again and again and again. Fellas it's our time fuck everyone in our way. 
     

    Oh, and fuck Arkansas. We'll sweep them, too. 

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  5. 8 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

    So, if you don't win the championship your entire season doesn't mean shit?

    By that logic, their entire baseball program is fucking pointless

    We, on the other hand, have six trophies.

     

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  6. 10 hours ago, closetojumping said:

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    I thought we’d sequestered this thread vomiter to the $9.95er board. 

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    Oh no! You've chosen to do the same routine for the 15th time like it's some victory! 

    No one cares, my sweet summer child. 

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  7. 44 minutes ago, burnt beanz said:

    Man what a double play to end it! That was awesome! 🤘🏻

    That's how winners do it. Schloss is about to hang some championship banners to the list. He's Augie's friend and told him to wait until Patterson was gone before taking his dream job. Now it all worked out. 

    Thank you, CDC, for being buds with Schloss. The world is right again. 

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