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OK, OK, you know I'm retarded. What's it to you?

Yes. It was comically close before the 4th quarter. I don't remember the exact score but it was low. Like, embarrassingly low before they pulled away. Those clowns aren't beating anyone with a pulse. LSU sucks and we're about to land 5 star former commit, Kade Phillips again, and Mizzou has been a running joke all season.

You and me both.

Jesus Christ on crutches, we aren't losing to those sheep fucking weirdo aggys. Good lord. They have, again, a shit QB, no offensive identity, no RB, no WRs worth a shit, no TE, and an average defense. Quinn with a puss, er I mean abdominal strain could beat them. We are literally better in every aspect. I don't give a shit if it's at night in that bat shit covered stadium, we aren't losing. None of those morons on that team know what it's like to play us. It's just another game for us to beat them in. They can hype themselves up all they want, but remember, they barely put up 38 points against NMSU, and it was 7-3 in the 3rd qrt. Man, y'all gotta stop worrying. You're starting to sound like Bobby and Gerry against Michigan, ou, Vandy, and Arky. Just trembling that an upset can happen. No shit it could. Will it? Fucking mo.

Fify

This would be fucking stellar. Williams, Hicks, Phillips. Yes, please. Fuck it, give him a shot a corner. It can't hurt.

Maybe it's Maybelline?

If nothing else, he's definitely commited to his bit.

Here is the issue regarding Quinn and Arch - At this point in the season we can't just put Arch in and say go get em. He's had hardly any real live game experience outside of 2 games earlier in the season. Sark and Quinn aren't putting away teams enough to give Arch any quality snaps. We have to roll with Quinn no matter what or we're fucked and we aren't doing shit in the playoffs. I would absolutely love to see what Arch could do, but realistically he probably doesn't do much. It's maddening watching Quinn play, but you have to go with experience and this defense to keep us in the NC hunt. I really think next season Arch will dominate, but we aren't gonna see that against Kentucky or aggy. It sucks going in circles with Quinn, but he at least finds ways to move the ball in some miraculous ways. It won't be Quinn who wins us a NC (assuming we make it there), it will be this defense. They're literally the only thing keeping this team at 9-1, and shutting down Georgia for the most part. It's too late in the season for us to plug in Arch. This was the same shit Mack would do. He wouldn't put teams away so we could get our heir any game time experience. Quinn is who he is. He isn't changing, and he isn't going to be lighting teams up aside from maybe 1 or 2 games. We'll see who he really can be in the playoffs. Sark still has him on training wheels, which is why we aren't seeing different routes. We're also down to two small RB's that Sark can't understand they aren't big enough to run through tackles. I don't know what the deal is with not playing Gibson more, but something has to give. We're 10 games into the season, he just had a 100 yard game, and then he disappears against Arky. I don't know what the fuck is going on in Sark's head, but he needs to pull it out of his ass and get more players involved. We're literally hanging on to and hoping Bond, Golden, or Moore to get us TD's. Same with Blue and Wisner. It's like Sark didn't learn from the Georgia game that both Blue and Wisner can be shut down easily. Also Quinn throwing to the flat that either hits the ground, Blue drops it, or Blue catches it and get tackled and loses yards. So basically, we have to hope new shit comes to light in the next 2 games and Quinn either goes ape shit for 5 TD's like against UF, or out defense gods ape shit like they did against Arky. There seems to be no middle ground other than self-sacking or dump offs.

Exactly. For being a "4 star" he doesn't seem to do anything worthy of that ranking. He just kind of seems to be there and nothing more. I mean, I guess if we take 5 DT's I won't complain too much if it's him. I'll let Baker see what he can do with him. But if we don't get him, I won't lose sleep since he'll be processed at LSU. He seems more of a UTSA player to me, but that's just my opinion.

No, I wasn't insinuating that you said that, I was just making my own comment saying Bo can fuck off at that shit hole and we'll keep Baker. Dude has shown he's the real deal. We fell into a pool of gold with Baker and Nansen. Their work with guys like Collins and Broughton are nothing short of a miracle. Not to mention you can see how well Simmons has gotten since he got here, and Hill + Lefau (and even Gbemda) have drastically changed into complete playmakers and not just some Harold Perkins bullshit.

Honestly, I don't miss him. I'm digging what Kenny Baker is cooking (no pun).

It's the best. Being petty is the best kind of emotion.

David Pierce sucks. We could have landed Paul Skenes if he weren't a moron. Skenes wanted to come here but Piece refused his NIL deal because he wanted every player to get the same amount. Fucking idiot. So of course he goes to LSU and wins a NC. God I loathe Pierce so much.

Can you link me to his YT channel?

I read somewhere yesterday that Kiffin said no he because his daughter (fine as hell( is a sophmore at Ole Miss and she talked him out of moving because she loves the school and he loves her and the school, too.

I really wish he would just shut the fuck up, look in the mirror, find inner peace, and stop blaming others. It's killing his opportunities at playing for another high P4 team. Coaches see that kind of crap and they're like "Nope. Don't need that shit in my locker room". I have nothing against this kid. He did it to himself, and he has hanger-ons. People who get in his ear and shit talk programs and other plauers, regardless of schools. I'm sure he's an intelligent young man, but he's insecure and let's hobos talk to him. I remember the story about Trent Richardson saying the same thing. He regrets the people who were there when he was success, but baled when he went broke.

Bro, the comment on catching a ball or a possession charge has me rolling 😂

Nice. I had an Audi A8 for a few years before selling. Loved that car so much, but the maintenance just wasn't worth it. The interior smell, as weird as it sounds, had this amazing odor that made the day just seem better. I really miss that car, and I may eventually get another, but I'm still going back and forth. I camp a lot, so I'm afraid I'll just use it got work only, and that would be a disservice to such a beauty. But damn the MPG were a killer at the time. I wonder/hope it's gotten better. I know I'm complaining since my Range Rover is a gas eating mofo, but I can at least convince myself it's worth it for the outdoors. I always wanted to own a Saab ever since my buddy and I fixed his up, but I couldn't justify the price he was selling it for. It was so, so nice, though. It ran almost perfectly. Would highly recommend anyone who can afford it to get one for themselves so they know what we're talking about.

Good for you for walking away. Those cars are made for accidental stuff like that. Not to mention they're so smooth looking. I love their emblem, too. I love me a Saab. Once we fixed it up and took a drive in it I was just in love. It drove so smoothly. Really thought about getting one, but decided on a Range Rover since I like to camp a lot. Honestly. I may go take a look at some and a second vehicle to drive to work.

Dude, Saab's are great cars. A buddy and I fixed his up and it purred like a kitten. They're very, very nice cars.

Also the kid from USCe (can't remember his name off the top of my head, but he's good).

He and Broughton have both elevated their game. Baker deserves a ton of credit. Lole has been much better than anticipated. It's like we got the ASU version.

Barron absolutely deserves the Thorpe. He's the heart of the team and is a ball hawk.