Funk Doctor Spock

If nothing else, he's definitely commited to his bit.

Here is the issue regarding Quinn and Arch - At this point in the season we can't just put Arch in and say go get em. He's had hardly any real live game experience outside of 2 games earlier in the season. Sark and Quinn aren't putting away teams enough to give Arch any quality snaps. We have to roll with Quinn no matter what or we're fucked and we aren't doing shit in the playoffs. I would absolutely love to see what Arch could do, but realistically he probably doesn't do much. It's maddening watching Quinn play, but you have to go with experience and this defense to keep us in the NC hunt. I really think next season Arch will dominate, but we aren't gonna see that against Kentucky or aggy. It sucks going in circles with Quinn, but he at least finds ways to move the ball in some miraculous ways. It won't be Quinn who wins us a NC (assuming we make it there), it will be this defense. They're literally the only thing keeping this team at 9-1, and shutting down Georgia for the most part. It's too late in the season for us to plug in Arch. This was the same shit Mack would do. He wouldn't put teams away so we could get our heir any game time experience. Quinn is who he is. He isn't changing, and he isn't going to be lighting teams up aside from maybe 1 or 2 games. We'll see who he really can be in the playoffs. Sark still has him on training wheels, which is why we aren't seeing different routes. We're also down to two small RB's that Sark can't understand they aren't big enough to run through tackles. I don't know what the deal is with not playing Gibson more, but something has to give. We're 10 games into the season, he just had a 100 yard game, and then he disappears against Arky. I don't know what the fuck is going on in Sark's head, but he needs to pull it out of his ass and get more players involved. We're literally hanging on to and hoping Bond, Golden, or Moore to get us TD's. Same with Blue and Wisner. It's like Sark didn't learn from the Georgia game that both Blue and Wisner can be shut down easily. Also Quinn throwing to the flat that either hits the ground, Blue drops it, or Blue catches it and get tackled and loses yards. So basically, we have to hope new shit comes to light in the next 2 games and Quinn either goes ape shit for 5 TD's like against UF, or out defense gods ape shit like they did against Arky. There seems to be no middle ground other than self-sacking or dump offs.

Exactly. For being a "4 star" he doesn't seem to do anything worthy of that ranking. He just kind of seems to be there and nothing more. I mean, I guess if we take 5 DT's I won't complain too much if it's him. I'll let Baker see what he can do with him. But if we don't get him, I won't lose sleep since he'll be processed at LSU. He seems more of a UTSA player to me, but that's just my opinion.

No, I wasn't insinuating that you said that, I was just making my own comment saying Bo can fuck off at that shit hole and we'll keep Baker. Dude has shown he's the real deal. We fell into a pool of gold with Baker and Nansen. Their work with guys like Collins and Broughton are nothing short of a miracle. Not to mention you can see how well Simmons has gotten since he got here, and Hill + Lefau (and even Gbemda) have drastically changed into complete playmakers and not just some Harold Perkins bullshit.

Honestly, I don't miss him. I'm digging what Kenny Baker is cooking (no pun).

It's the best. Being petty is the best kind of emotion.

David Pierce sucks. We could have landed Paul Skenes if he weren't a moron. Skenes wanted to come here but Piece refused his NIL deal because he wanted every player to get the same amount. Fucking idiot. So of course he goes to LSU and wins a NC. God I loathe Pierce so much.

Can you link me to his YT channel?

I read somewhere yesterday that Kiffin said no he because his daughter (fine as hell( is a sophmore at Ole Miss and she talked him out of moving because she loves the school and he loves her and the school, too.

I really wish he would just shut the fuck up, look in the mirror, find inner peace, and stop blaming others. It's killing his opportunities at playing for another high P4 team. Coaches see that kind of crap and they're like "Nope. Don't need that shit in my locker room". I have nothing against this kid. He did it to himself, and he has hanger-ons. People who get in his ear and shit talk programs and other plauers, regardless of schools. I'm sure he's an intelligent young man, but he's insecure and let's hobos talk to him. I remember the story about Trent Richardson saying the same thing. He regrets the people who were there when he was success, but baled when he went broke.

Bro, the comment on catching a ball or a possession charge has me rolling 😂

Nice. I had an Audi A8 for a few years before selling. Loved that car so much, but the maintenance just wasn't worth it. The interior smell, as weird as it sounds, had this amazing odor that made the day just seem better. I really miss that car, and I may eventually get another, but I'm still going back and forth. I camp a lot, so I'm afraid I'll just use it got work only, and that would be a disservice to such a beauty. But damn the MPG were a killer at the time. I wonder/hope it's gotten better. I know I'm complaining since my Range Rover is a gas eating mofo, but I can at least convince myself it's worth it for the outdoors. I always wanted to own a Saab ever since my buddy and I fixed his up, but I couldn't justify the price he was selling it for. It was so, so nice, though. It ran almost perfectly. Would highly recommend anyone who can afford it to get one for themselves so they know what we're talking about.

Good for you for walking away. Those cars are made for accidental stuff like that. Not to mention they're so smooth looking. I love their emblem, too. I love me a Saab. Once we fixed it up and took a drive in it I was just in love. It drove so smoothly. Really thought about getting one, but decided on a Range Rover since I like to camp a lot. Honestly. I may go take a look at some and a second vehicle to drive to work.

Dude, Saab's are great cars. A buddy and I fixed his up and it purred like a kitten. They're very, very nice cars.

Also the kid from USCe (can't remember his name off the top of my head, but he's good).

He and Broughton have both elevated their game. Baker deserves a ton of credit. Lole has been much better than anticipated. It's like we got the ASU version.

Barron absolutely deserves the Thorpe. He's the heart of the team and is a ball hawk.

These dudes are all gangsters. PK and Nansen have molded these guys to he feared. We do not have a real weak link on this defense unless you consider Norton, which I don't think is a weak link, he's just average to above average. Lole is the real surprise. Our Edges are killers. Sorrell, Simmons, Burke, Vasek when healthy, and then next year we'll have Simmons, Zina, Orogbo, Lance Jackson, Hilson (I'm penciling him in), and then our secondary went from Rhino diarrhea to snipers. Our LB'S with Hill and Lefau, plus Bo Barnes is sexy. PK and Nansen are like Scrooge McDuck jumping into a pile of gold. We'll get Muhammed back, Cole as the other corner, Taaffe should be back, Mcdonald, JJR, Filsame, Jonah Williams, and Zelus Hicks. Barron, Taaffe, Mukuba, Simmons, and the whole group can win a championship. If Quinn would pull his head out of his ass, this team is damn near unstoppable. This defense should scare everyone in CFB. Aggy is about to fuck around and find out, as is Kentucky. I want a rematch with Georgia in the SEC CCG so they know what's up.

Kids make stupid decisions all the time. They all think they're going to be all-pro in whatever sport. I'm not saying Golden is that guy, but it wouldn't surprise anyone if he felt he was ready to move on. I hope it doesn't because he's a beast with glue for hands. It would give him a chance to be WR1 with Wingo and whomever else behind him. He and Arch also have chemistry per reports from Gerry/Bobby earlier in the season. He already gets the most minutes on the field each week. Does Sark and Jackson sit him down and explain that he'll be #1 next season, or will he just assume he'll test well and end up in the 3rd rd?

Fuck it, take him. Just put his locker outside of Moncrief and away from the team until it's time to practice or play.

I always assumed unicorns were at the end of a rainbow.

I'd buy this dude a beer any time. Cracked me up. Also, I called this months ago when I said Lewis is looking around and USC is going after Longstreet. It was only a matter of time.

Relax, Ed Gein.

We grow them (well, now just me) in a grow room in plastic bins and spores. We use popcorn grain to mix it up and the fungus will grow. It's a huge process. Grt the spores and everything has to be sterilized. It's easy for them to spoil.

Gentlemen, seriously, Quinn is who he is. Bearing a dead horse isn't going to make him into Joe Burrow. When he's not face planting from being chased by ghosts, he'll hit 5 yard out if the WR catches it. We should all be on the same page that he's gone next year, and we get a QB with literal suoer genetics. Can we make the NC game and win it? Sure. But it will have to be our defense who carries us. Unless Golden and Bond go superhuman and Jaydon Blue stops fumbling, we are who we are. It's clear there are more issues than just Quinn. We have no RB's that can pass block, by some miracle sometimes Blue can make a burst for a our 20 yards. Sark is intent on square peg round hole trying to run Wisner up the middle and it clearly isn't working. I have no idea why he wouldn't put in Gibson for that since that's what he does. Our WR's are fine. Quinn can hit them with a 5 yard out route, but anything outside of that and it's 50/50. The lack of balls to Wingo is also boggling. Sure he's dropped a few, but unless he's targeted more than twice a game we have idea whar he can be. I have no idea why Sark has abandoned the reverse with him since he gains about 30-40 yards with it. My guess is he and Quinn don't practice together (which is dumb af if true). So they have no chemistry. Wingo and Arch do, so I suspect Wingo will break out next season With all that said, let's just agree Quinn is average at best, and at worst he's Case Mccoy with a strong arm who is inconsistent and doesn't know how to read a defense use his arm talent.