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William Bludworth

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  1. They in fact did say this, which is stupid. Iron sharpens iron, and it feels like he doesn't really care about learning the position in college so much as just wanting to start immediately. You know, like most idiot elite HS QB'S. Bell is wise beyond his years. Said he looks forward to picking the brain of the starter and learning as much as he can. That's called real parenting.
  2. Anderson was offered by Akers, right? He's gotta be in his 50s at this point. Got to campus at 17, and now he's collecting AARP benefits. How is this motherfucker still in college?
  3. Fuck, dude. Are you really like this outside of your message board tough guy persona? You need to look into Hinduism and check yourself. You take shit too seriously for anyone to take you seriously. Fuck off with your negative bullshit. It's in every fucking thread. You just have to take a shit on someone and thump your chest. Fucking chill the fuck out for a change. It went from seven win Steve to moving the goal posts. Give it a rest, already.
  4. First- you need to get out of your feelings Second - I kicked the drugs Third - you're a cat lady, so that makes sense with your temper.
  5. Yes, making fun of Mensa and Strong is wrong. Both were idiots.
  6. It's a shame the smartest man in the room just happened to be the stupidest. Chuckles and Herman. My apologies for the bonfire "joke" it was in horrible taste.
  7. Imagine allowing Stewart to come back to play CFB and he ends up with an injury that teams stay away from. Going to second rd to being waived would be chef's kiss. Plus who the fuck would want to be drafted in the first two rounds and want the come back and have an even worse season? Oh right, aggie. Always forward-thinking.
  8. I appreciate it. I love watching gymnastics, too. We would load up, imo. I'm happy we have sand volleyball, but we need a gymnastics team. Fucking Title IX shit.
  9. So a little off-topic, but was Del Conte really trying to get women's gymnastics to UT? I wouldn't mind revenue sharing with those chicks. The Olympic team trains in Texas, so we could reasonably land some of them. We would be a powerhouse in the sport in less than 5 years, imo. And no, unless you have insight into whether we will or will not get a team, I don't care.
  10. Can we please go back to shitting in the woods?
  11. Or, hear me out...just don't look to the right of the screen. Tah-Dah! Read TexAgs? I would rather listen to Winston Churchill tell the world how beans on toast is better than a sirloin.
  12. I see the 1 at the very tip end! What prize do I win?
  13. Or stopped cosplaying and lying about their fake military history from WWI & WWII, where they shout to the clouds that if they weren't personally on the front lines they would have 25 NC's. Never mind it didn't stop Army from winning NC's during that time. But who needs logic, amirite? They only won NC'S in 1914, 1916, 1944, 1945, and 1946. Let's not forget Navy winning their NC in 1926. Real military schools winning without an ounce of whining, all while two World Wars were ongoing. Imagine that.
  14. It's gross that you even put us in the same neighborhood as any of those teams. They live in trailers while we live in O'ahu mansion. Aggie are related to us in the same way Ketch is related to slim fast. Arkansas is the kid who throws beer cans at adults on the other side of the street all while trying to complete a sentence telling them to get off his lawn. Baylor is the institution that allows depraved, animal abusers in their uni while also trying to justify why they're pieces of shit. Tech is the Herbert of Family Guy who tries to lure kids with money to come over and have tickling contest. TCU is just...nothing. They're as relevant as Nebraska. We should send them a picture each year we win the title with flowers. Georgia was aggie before they broke through after 1945, and then went dormant until bags dropped and they got Texas nuts drugged across their faces. Now that they know we're here to face fuck them, we have now solidified our place on the throne of villainy. It's our turn now. As a Longhorn, I would like to thank the state of georgia for supplying us with their elite players. Same for Florida.
  15. Vet true. He's fast as shit, but as smart as the man who though it would be a good idea to reach down and pet a great white in South Africa, only for him to lose his entire arm up to his collar bone.
  16. Message boards are serious business, didn't ya know?
  17. I can't believe that dude is in the NFL. It's truly something else.
  18. Wait, we did land a few.... Malik Jefferson, Brandon "film my life, aggies" Jones, Caden Sterns , Erik Fowler, Bijan, Bru "I'll attend 3 universities in 4 years" McCoy, JT Sanders (Herman hold out), BJ Foster, Jordan Whittingham, Jalen Green, and a few others while we constantly shit ourselves. We just closed our eyes and grabbed a ton of shitty 3* kids that keep us enraged and forgetting.
  19. People barely knew Georgia had a football team after 1980 when Walker left. They truly wandered the desert for 40 years, won 2 NC's, and now they believe they're one of the greatest programs in existence. Yet, Clemson also won 2 NC's before UGA, and they somehow acknowledge they aren't some sleeping giant that finally awoke. When your NC was relevant when Reagan was president, you know you're desperate for attention. But but but we Jawja. We a powerhouse with 4 total CFP appearances and keep riding our last NC from 2022. It's not fair! We should be given everything now! Those losses we've taken don't count!
  20. Well he's their problem now. He just left all his fucks at the door before 2021
  21. I don't understand the house settlement, so can you expound on this? How does this work? Doesn't that money (not all, obviously) help them with getting good and possibly elite players? It shows they have the money, but I'm not sure what there sports they have.
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