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William Bludworth

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  1. We are the inner linings of the asshole of football. Nice run, Arch.
  2. Even if aggy loses to Miss St it won't cure my ills. This is fucking Florida and Billy Napier. We might as well be losing to Hillsdale College.
  3. I feel like I accidentally walked into a Cleveland steamer fetish club by accident and now I'm getting shit on by a hairy fat guy.
  4. Bruh, I think even Arkansas can beat this team. Sark needs to take a long ass look in the mirror and ask himself if he can do the hard things and fire his buddies and himself and hire competent coaches. We simply will NEVER win a CCG or NC with Flood or Milwee, and probably if we don't hire an OC.
  5. I'm stealing this because this is how I feel
  6. Ryan Niblett, ladies and gentlemen.
  7. Wow. Texas football summed up in a single play.
  8. I am begging Sark to just let his fucking ego go and put in Caldwell. This is Florida. We cannot lose to a 1-win team.
  9. God almighty this offensive line is a crime against humanity. I'm gonna look up Floods address and I am sending that motherfucker a hand written note with a tiny bit of shit that everyone always gets on their index finger after wiping.
  10. Very true. I expected that his speed would be much more effective. But that's only been seen against the sisters of the poor. @Red Five was right. Our RB room is mid at best. Sorry, Red.
  11. Yeah, I think you're right. The season has confused tf out of me for some reason. I am seeing shit that isn't happening like Clark being much better than he is (great hands, good cutting, but rarely gains yards), and I forgot about Gibson fumbling still. I honestly thought he got that shit fixed. What a weird year for me.
  12. Look, regardless of season, I'm not writing Arch off yet. He gets two seasons from me. Quinn went 8-5, and yes, I realize different circumstances, but still. I just hope this season doesn't cost us recruits (defense we won't because PK has shown what he can do), it's the offense I'm worried about. I.e. Derek Cooper
  13. Hey, pegging can happen on his belly, too.
  14. Bro, I wouldn't trust Arch to bring me a beer without walking into at the very least 3 walls and toppling over.
  15. I just realized that. He was #23 last year, correct? I got #4 and #5 mixed up and didn't realize Wisner changed numbers. What the fuck is wrong Baxter now???
  16. Holy shit. I just realized Wisner is #5. Wow. Well fuck my face. Anyway, why are we playing Gibson, Clark, or Simon, I wonder? Niblett ain't it.
  17. Connor couldn't even bend over forward enough to even attempt to lick his own asshole. That's how unathletic he is. The only thing he can do is lay on his back. He should start an OF and pegging sub.
  18. What? Am I crazy or something? He's number 5, right?
  19. Dude, the next time I see Stroh move his feet left to right, Revelations will have started. That dude suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks. Worst OL in all of CFB, at every level.
  20. God damn our special teams are worse than Hutson and Stroh combined. How is that even possible?
  21. Baxter willing himself to what, 5 yards?
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