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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. OSU has an average o-line with 2 starters out and we can't rush past a guard playing tackle. Got it.
  2. I mean I wish we had that. You can easily win with that in the college level. This level is a who's who of average QBs winning titles. Agree. We have a guy rated 1.000 and he looks like he's just understanding how to play football.
  3. If we can't beat this team in our state, we have failed. I don't give a shit about who they have. We have the fans, we have the talent, but we have Quinn who lacks understanding that you can actually not lock on to your first read.
  4. Howard reminds me of Mac Jones. Just rides the bus and makes plays with their WR's, but he's not a good QB, but he benefits with Smith, Egbuka, and Tate.
  5. Quinn had a wide open receiver down field. Just dumb.
  6. I swear to God ASU has the hottest chicks of any xollege. Maybe if their academics weren't so had. I may have chosen to go there.Instead. What in God's holy name did I just watch And to think all those bags didn'them anywhere close the NC. Talk about shitty ROI. But that's the aggy way.
  7. I get what you're saying, but even being in the HOF is a bit weird, considering how much harder he made it look than it really was. 1 NC and he's in the HOF with multiple 2-7 loss seasons. Am I missing something? He was underwhelming aside from -2004/'05, and 2008/'09. He had more support than he could ever ask for, and he failed (by failed I mean he should have been a BCS game staple, more than a holiday bowl ateendee) more than he won. 10 win seasons and being a constant in the Holiday bowl doesn't scream HOF, unless he's in the Holiday bowl HOF. The man has made more dumbass decisions than I could possibly list. I'm certainly glad he got us out of wandering the desert for 35 years, but man, he should have done so much better with the classes he had, and the DC/DB coaches were elite and made him look better than he was. Incredible recruiter, stupid coach. He and GDGD.
  8. Would it kill him to swear SPF 75 sunblock?
  9. I think if we can all agree on one thing, it's that Tennessee is gorilla shit. Oregon isn't bad, but beating a team twice is hard as fuck. If Auburn hadn't missed those FGs, we would have beaten Georgia.
  10. Well at least the players can finally get some rest. There's always next year.
  11. Same to you, sir. Appreciate the chat.
  12. We're the original blue blood alongside USC, ND, tOSU, Michigan, OU, and weirdly enough, Nebraska, but they did dominate. We're 4th in wins all-time, which is why we're a blue blood. The argument about Mack is he had all this talent he collected and managed to just win 2 CC'S in 16 seasons. That's the sign of a mediocre coach who had literally everything he asked for and still came up short year after year after year, outside of some Outliers like winning 1 NC, losing 1 NC (which is unbelievable that he was too stupid to put in the actual backup instead a kid who didn't grasp the entire playbook, nor participates with the 1at team offense). To put this in perspective, Jim Tressel took Ohio State to 3 BCS NC games, won 1, and accumulated 6 CC'S, and he was there for 9 years, not, 16. And hat was in a harder conference than the Big 12, and he never had the #1 class. My point is, Mack underachieved at Texas with everything at his disposal. All I did was take a random name out of the air that we beat for our 1 NC that year in Ohio State. Winning just 2 CC'S, 1 NC, and just making 2 BCS bowls at Texas, losing to Oklahoma damn near every year, and we have a shit ton of resources before NIL even began, is borderline criminal. Don't get me wrong, I do appreciate him for getting us out of the toilet we were in for 35 years, but that doesn't mean he didn't massively underachieve. He's a thin-skinned, petulant baby who thinks he deserves more. But who knows who else we would have hired, (please don't utter the words Gary Daniels. I don't want to punch a hole in my wall. I dream bigger) and if they could have done a better job? All I'm saying is the man had it all, underachieved, and lit his "legacy" (whatever that means as far as beating up on the kansas' of the league and losing most years to ou with equal talent) on fire because he was too much of a crybaby to see that he was failing. He refused to see that the game was passing him by, and the worst part about him is he actively told recruits to look around instead of helping Strong adjust to Texas (he still would have failed, regardless). That's all he had to do. He could have taken up a role at Texas like Saban does at Alabama, but Mack is so scared that someone else will do better than him. His facade is he's a good ol boy, nice guy, when in reality he's pettish. I used to like the guy, even when most years all we did was make the holiday/Alamo bowl, but according to people inside the program (I don't know these people, just read about it) that he was a raging asshole. Sorry for making such a long post, and appreciate conversing with you.
  13. I see where you're coming from, but the bowl BS has to stop. Again, in 16 HE HAS 2 CC'S. His "wins" were mostly against the poverty teams, but when he went up against Stoops, his kryotonite, he folded over more than Riley Reid in a gangbang. Those bowls were consolation prizes for those who couldn't make a BCS game, and he was well squinted with the Holiday bowl each and every year. If the guy didn't burj the village to the ground on his way out, I may have forgiven him. But alas, being manlet tard just couldn't look what made him famous and all that month and walk away and had fan support. He pissed it all away, and now that we've seen the real Mack. It's ok to throw out how average he was in a below average conference where your only team to beat to get to a BCS game is ou, which he couldn't do because he's a moronic, below average, low IQ barely functioning retard. He was blessed to have Akina/Robinson/Muschamp, because in offense we had GDGD (or CTJ to some). He needs huga and kisses tio make himself feel important. A guy who has millions still needs attention. What kind of pussy needs that after being the head coach at one of the most blue blood teams in history? He fucked himself on that one. He has no one to blame for his downfall other than himself. Being the idiot low IIQ dumbass that he is, after losing ro Bama, he decides we're going to be a running team now...except, you know, we didn't have the personnel for that. Square peg, round hole Mack. Edit: I'm not a television show, so no, I don't get ratings.
  14. But wait, there's more! We pkay them the first game of the season...at the Shoe...and I believe it's a night game. Both teams will be starting a new QB (Arch will crucify their secondary and LB'S. He'll have been in this system for 3 years to learn and grow. He's gonna be absolutely amazing. He's truly gifted.
  15. Exactly. Your goal isn't to win 10 games, your goal is to win them all. We're Texas, we should have rolled every team in our conference, but instead we lost ou on the reg, and then add in another 1-2 head scratchers.
  16. He's not getting a statue for winning one national championship. Not a singke donor and CDC would allow that to happen. We would be the laughing stock of college fb if we put up a statue of a guy who set fire to the program on his way out # won only 2 CC's in 16 years here, and made 2 BCS games, not named the NC. It would absolutely pathetic.
  17. Have a seat, grandpa, and depends. My anger ia far worse than my writing. I have a loathing feeling about that piece of shit, and l his wins don't mean shit to me. Not after fucking over on our recruits on the way out. Pjus his retarded "10 win season" goal. How that bled into aggy, I have no clue. Whenever they use it it takes me back to school when I would hang out with my friends before classes, and one of them mentioned we are so close to 10 wins, and I about went off the top rope on him. The "10-win" shit was stupid then, and even dumber how. How the fuck strives for "10-wins" to be a goal? Maybe he just loves the Holiday Alamo bowl better than competing at a higher level. I would not shock me if he did. Fucking slim-brained fuck tars. Aim higher, Mack, you armpit smelling, fraternity peeping Tom weirdo. Had you had a clue, a plan, and not a smooth brained incompetent dipshit, we could have won a NC at the very least 2 times. And don't get started on that Colorado collapse that would have taken us there. It have, and will, have any anger towards Simms. He bled burnt orange for us until graduated because he didn't understand how to be great QB UT, when you're good but not great, it ain't working out. He has a cushy job and beautiful. Glad to see him and Bijan throw up the Hook Em together in that Pic. Anyway... 10 wins, everybody! Yay! That is an aggy goal, not ours. We strive higher. Mack out that shit in the ether and all of the lessers and plebs cling to it. God it's so annoying and makes me cringe when I hear "(10-wins", or "it's the kids that [fill in stupid remark Mack makes), an last but not least...CLAP CLAP CLAP, like he's trying to figure out the lights coming on when you get home. God I hate that motherfucker with every fiber of my being.
  18. Exactly. Neither team had anywhere close to what we're putting out. It's going to be a long day at the job for Howard. We can stop the run, and pass pro. Our athlete are just on another level. I would love to have Smith, but if he has to he used countless times, then they are fucked. We have some pipe hitting motherfuckers.
  19. Everybody calm down. Their o-line is not good, and we have some strong, fast edges to push them around. We also have one of the best secondaries in the country. He may have Jeremiah Smith and Egbuka, but we still have the Thorpe winner. Mukuba. Jelani Mcdonald, Taaffe, and plenty of depth. Our WR's are not to be taken lightly. Golden, Helm. Wingo. Moore are all capable of posterising their secondary. This isn't a gimme for either coach, but we are the only top team they have played (Oregon was never going go win it, and they won't until we're all dead for another 75 years). Plus, their o-line and d-line look a bit small-ish compared to our shitty conference. tOSU is an outlier. Ryan is also a perennial loser against teams with equal taken. We aren't fucking Tennessee, and Oregon got their skulls drug because they played them before and knew what they were going to do. We also have an o-line that can protect, and a defensive front who went 97 plays without giving up. That's some superhuman level shit. This will be a close game. If we can rattle Howard with our ridiculous edge depth/safety/corner blitz a few times, he could get Bert Auburn level bad,, then we're gonna win. So let's compare the now NIL league. Which is basically minor league football. Or even the final 4 in basketball. One team may look bigger and stronger, but can they outlast the team with similar talent and coaching? We shall see. I truly do believe tOSU is not going to win. Why you ask? It's being played in our home state and it might as well be held at DKR with as many fans coming in. This isn't turtle Tom. Sark will dial up some shit, and PK is an elite DC.
  20. For now...until I see that motherfucker walk the sidelines at a game, and then shit will hit the fan. The only thing Mack can do is tank what Sark is accomplishing just out of spite. People see some good ol boy, smiley glad handing people, while others see him as a manlet with mommy and daddy issues. He's an attention whore that is irrelevant today. I used to like him when I was going to UT, but when I finished grad school he showed who he really is. " I can fix it, I swear. Just give me 10 more seasons to get the band back together again"
  21. I'm just speaking over time. His narcissism makes him believe he's better than he actually is, while over several decades there have been schools that won a NC and aren't putting up a statue of that coach, because, well, they're not dumbasses, Mack is in the same narcissist spectrum sigh Urban Meyer, but unlike Brown. He's win 3 NC's. His deluded mind thinks he's smarter than everyone in the room, even those who have repeatedly beat him, or won more conference and/or NC'S.
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