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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. So he's stupid and overrated. He's perfect for aggy.
  2. I really liked this kid. It sucks that his journey to the NFL is all but done. He was a very good WR that the staff had plans for him to play early. Anyway, good luck to the kid. Also, all I've got is I played against Clint Dempsey in club soccer. We beat them, and at that time he hadn't found his stride yet. But I'm Haooy he went on to have a successful career. I'm also glad we beat them. He's a nice guy, BTW.
  3. Small peen syndrome and narcissism. Smiley glad handling, car sells man.
  4. But only if it gives you a boner, diarrhea, heart arrhythmia, black shit, or Mesothelioma.
  5. All in one fell swoop from morons 1) Sark just kinda thinks what all real ags know - Arch is good not great. Just OK. 2) Why hasn't the prodigal son played in the playoffs yet? Is it because Sark consults with those good ags and believes he's just OK; or, you know, he's behind the guy that's gotten us to the CFP twice in a row (defense too, obviously) And...3) Apparently there is QB drama in the locker room. Arch and Ewers kicking Trey Owens and Cole Lourd in the vag sack. It's simply amazing how they would even know, unless....their best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Manning pass out at 31 flavors last night.
  6. So he's a good in-game caller and a good X' and O's guy working with top talent, but he's not a good coach. Gotcha. So to prove he's a good coach he has to play all 2 stars. Why didn't anyone tell this to SABAN!!!! I see someone didn't understand the project.
  7. I can honestly say I've never heard him speak, but your description made me fucking laugh. 😂
  8. Well you did say he's a possible serial killer. That's probably why. Billy wants to live and keep gifting off those morons.
  9. Agree with all of this. The fact that it's played in Dallas gives me more hope; and it's not like the talent difference is drastic. We aren't overrmathed. I don't care what the line says, it will be a close game. I also can't wait to fuck them up in the shoe in our first game next season.
  10. Dude, yes! That Griffin INT was absolutely insane. I still cannot believe how he did it. Just beautiful.
  11. Fuck you, Scataboo. Even though I wish you were on our team.
  12. I really can't believe our defense played 97 snaps and didn't give up. That Golden catch and Mukuba INT are one of the most impressive plays I've seen in a long, long time. Two transfers bailed us out. That's how you work the portal.
  13. This is the game we're gonna turn it on against just because we want it more. I can see us dialing it up. Sark said we want to make it to the mountain too after last year, so I have faith we can do this. Personally, I would rather face Pedo St, but reality is ND will take them to the woodshed.
  14. That son of bitch can coach. Imagine if we had Scataboo. Holy shit. That dude is a tank. Their WR's suck, but their RB is a stud. I really thought he was meh before the game because looking at his stats he had been held for under 100 yards like 5 games, but he turned it on against us.
  15. Yeah, I believe so. He messed up there. I think another player was also in on it, too. Regardless, it was a whiff.
  16. OK, I take it back. They're unhinged. I suspect TexAgs posters came over to that site and complained. Shocker, I know. You know how bad they want to be Texas? Their baseball uniforms say "Texas" not Texas A&M. It's pathetic and sad.
  17. Just once, I would like to see Wingo actually get targeted more than 3 times a game. We have literally no idea how good he can be. He's been propped up by Bobby comparing him to Roy Williams and a freak, yet we haven't seen him go off. I just want to see him live hip to the hype he's been hyped up to be.
  18. I've seen a few blocks where he helped propel Blue to some good yards. Now he's not Wingo who is an absolute monster in the blocking game. Now that dude knows how to use his size to punk people.
  19. Good thing Quinn goes ape shit against great teams. He dials that shit up to 11, and then facing his old team? Yeah, we got this. We have the Dawgs to compete and win. Everyone doubts until we come away with victory. They doubted us against them in 05, against USC in 05, Georgia in 2018; we got this. They don't want any of this.
  20. Dude is an absolute hoss. Catches with his hands, not body, rarely drops a pass, blocks, and is clutch in every way possible. This dude is a legend. When we brought him in I didn't care one way or another since he came from UH, but God damn am I glad to be wrong.
  21. He looks to be around 220-225, imo. But yeah# 235 is probably stretching it.
  22. Doesn't Zachariah Branch have issues with catching? I really wanted him for his speed earlier in the season, but someone on here mentioned he's fast but can't catch.
  23. It's almost like an alternate universe when you go from TexAgs to 247; 247 seems less unhinged and more rational. If this is the same Daddy98, he must have sobered up, since, you know, he made complete sentences without total gibberish. I'm stealing this
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