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Funk Doctor Spock

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  1. Looks like Josh Dobbs has heen moonlighting as a basketball player at NDSU. Thin frame.
  2. Jesus Christ, how many PK's do we need? We already have one that runs our defense.
  3. Tell me this guy on the right doesn't have the uncanny valley effect, and may or may not be wearing Dwight Schrute's mask.
  4. If Beard is smart (academically, yes; intellectually, no) then he'll wait out for the North Carolina job that's about to be open.
  5. This will never not make me laugh/chuckle lolololol
  6. That entire Memphis just made us look like middle schoolers. It was embarrassing. Derrick Rose was literally unstoppable.
  7. Not at all. The first time I saw him I legit thought he was a project Edge. That dude needs at the very least 3 years in a program to put on the necessary weight to contribute, and I'm even skeptical of that. I like Gerry a lot, but man, him saying he is/was the best tackle in state regardless of class is, um, interesting to say the least.
  8. Why do they keep procreating just to keep sending more morons to that university? I know they're intellectually disabled, but even someone with mental disabilities knows better than they do.
  9. I hide it well. Hey buddy, Gerry says he'll blow up in a S&C program!
  10. We both know that's his comfort breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He's just swallowing it with gravy.
  11. Livingstone will be fine. Jesus. He's Jordy Nelson 2.0 for us. It's time for payback to literally anyone after that motherfucker abused us for 4 years.
  12. Meh. It's March. Jalen Lott was Fong'd to Oregon and here we are. Even if Finley commits, I have doubts he'll stick. Maybe that's the Homer in me, but Sark and Jackson are wizards.
  13. What the hell is Miller doing? We shoukd have our roster constructed by now. Fire him! Immediately!
  14. Man, they are going to get absolutely bodied. They're the equivalent of Ou's football schedule, except they aren't pulling out an aberration win over Alabama from last season. Those clowns are getting swept.
  15. For a serial killer that's weak shit. I bet he has more bodies buried than that with kill kits buried somewhere. Has anyone ever seen Craig James and Israel Keys in the same room? Didn't think so
  16. We are going to completely emasculate them, and they'll refuse to shake hands with the debil. It bring a tear of joy to my eyes.
  17. If Beard is smart he'll hold out for the UNC job that should be open soon.
  18. Just get Forsyrhe and Nyk Lewis then build it from there. They got released from their NLI (if that even exist still) and are top 50-100 players, so Miller needs to get thrm, Conwell, and Swain, then raid the rest of the portal,
  19. Yes. Yes he was. Remember when it was "big deal" when he commited. I can't get the picture of him standing there looking out at Campbell Williams field.
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